Who Dares Stop Me from Fleecing the Americans!

"Permanent prime time slots are bullshit!"

Sing Sing didn't seem to care. "Is my stuff ready? I'm going to United States in a couple of days to take care of some important business."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Si perked up, grabbed an oilcloth to wipe the handle, and pulled a metal box out from under the workbench.

I've already prepared it for you.

Jiang Si patted the lid of the box with a smug look on his face, "It's been fully upgraded to your specifications. You could even wear it to take a bath at a volcano!"

The trunk lid popped open, revealing a brand-new suit, hat, tie, and leather shoes.

"Mine is way more advanced than the one from Mediterranean! With the addition of the latest extracted superconducting gel, it's like a piece of cake to withstand armor-piercing projectiles."

Old Zhou picked up the suit and shook it; it felt heavy in his hand. He casually draped it over his shoulders and tried it on to check the size. The old man's craftsmanship was impeccable; it looked like it had been tailor-made for him.

Not to be outdone, Da Vinci bent down and pulled a mooncake box from a cabinet in the corner, then lifted the lid to reveal three glittering golden spheres lying side by side inside.

"Ah Qi, come and see my new invention! Ultrasonic Explosive Grenade! Just pull the pin and throw it, and nothing will be left within a fifty-meter radius!"

So powerful?

Sing Sing reached out with some doubt, but his fingers were stopped by Da Vinci as soon as they touched the metal casing.

"Don't rush!"

Da Vinci adjusted his glasses and said mysteriously, "The only downside to this thing is that it doesn't distinguish between friend and foe. You have to put on these matching noise-canceling earplugs before you throw it, or your own brain will be shaken into a tofu-like mess."

As he spoke, he pulled two pink cotton plugs out of his pocket. The stuff looked like it had been ripped off a doll; it was incredibly absurd.

"I don't believe you!"

Sing Sing slapped away the two tattered wads of cotton with annoyance.

"Wenxi... you should keep this junk for frying fish. What if I'm too slow and end up killing myself first? Don't you have any normal stuff?"

Da Vinci reluctantly put away the golden ball, then turned around and pulled out a hair dryer.

"Portable Brainwave Disruptor. Just press a switch, and the hot air it blows out can throw the enemy's mind into chaos!"

Sing Sing's eyes twitched, and he barely suppressed the urge to slap him with the sole of his shoe. Instead, he snatched the hairdryer and smashed it on the ground.

"How the hell are you trying to disrupt someone's thinking with a hairdryer?"

Sing Sing cursed, "Do you really think this is a stationary telephone pole for you to dry your hair on?! Besides, doesn't this thing need to be plugged in?!"

Da Vinci picked up the hairdryer and wiped it with a pained expression. "Oh Ah Qi, think about it. On a hot day, you're blowing hot air at someone with a hairdryer. They can't stand it, and their minds naturally become chaotic. Isn't that brainwave interference?"

Go to hell with you!

Jiang Si leaned closer, raised an eyebrow, and handed over a syringe filled with green liquid.

"This is Berserker Hormone I just developed. One injection will make you indestructible for three minutes, but there is one minor side effect."

"Get lost! You'll definitely lose your hair after using that stuff. My beautiful hair is my asset for picking up girls, I'd never use your piece of junk!"

Jiang Si turned around and pulled a hard tortoise shell out of his white coat, handing it over and insisting that it was a bionic butt protector that could block a deadly sneak attack from behind.

One bizarre thing after another is driving Sing Sing crazy.

Without saying a word, he turned and left.

"Etc!"

Da Vinci slapped his forehead and called out to him, "There's something I forgot to give you."

Half-believing, Old Zhou looked at the envelope handed to him and asked, "What? Are you trying to bribe me?"

"Forget about bribes, this is something Ling Ling Yi left for you. He only came back for a few hours during the New Year holiday. He heard you were harassed a few times by a Spatial Teleportation, so he asked me to give this to you."

How do I use it?

"Just take it out when you see that guy again! Why are you asking me that?"

Old Zhou rolled his eyes, took the envelope, opened it, and found three talismans inside.

It was indeed Ling Ling Yi's doing.

Old Zhou, who accepted the gift without a second thought, glared at the two old men. "What do you mean I was harassed? It was just a friendly exchange! You've ruined my reputation!"

After saying that, Old Zhou casually took two more military daggers. These two old men usually seemed crazy, but they were good stuff when it came to cold weapons.

After collecting the equipment, he was too lazy to stay any longer and slipped away. He was afraid that if he stayed any longer, he would be tempted to betray his own family for the greater good.

He pushed open the door, locked it Sing Sing, collapsed onto the bed, and opened his notebook, which contained records of the various Awakened he had recruited.

From the very beginning, with Lao Mo and Polaris, to the current Colossus siblings, this team seems to be getting bigger and bigger.

With such a large scale China, this small number of people can't even make a ripple.

The west needs to build railways, the south needs to reclaim land and build islands, and the heavy industrial base in the Northeast China is constantly calling for Awakened to help press steel plates.

That's still too few. We can't stop recruiting, especially since the Americans are a huge fishpond. We'd be doing ourselves a disservice if we didn't make a few catches.

The notebook turned to a new page, on which four large circles were drawn in red pen. These were the core KPIs for this trip to the United States.

The first one is that idiot Deadpool. That son of a bitch stole my Huazi and ran away. This debt can't be left unpaid.

We have to bring him back and make him shovel manure, and then follow the trail to catch Silver Peak and his entire gang.

Once we find their hideout, the Magik can simply wave a hand to open a portal, drag everyone from the agency there, raid their homes, and desecrate their graves. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

His gaze shifted downwards; the second task was to fulfill the Gambit's request—to rescue Jacqueline as well.

Then there's the Hellfire Club; the information revealed in Deadpool's phone call was simply too important to ignore.

These guys have actually gotten involved with Silver Peak now; they're really muddying things up.

Old-school capitalists combined with gene research fanatics—this combination of money and technology is bound to produce something of no value.

The last one is also very important: Magneto!

If they can really bring Magneto over, what about the Brotherhood of Mutants?

Who knows, a whole bunch of them might come!

Just thinking about it is exciting!

When the time comes, use Lorna as a bargaining chip in negotiations. First, show him the video of Lorna being recognized as a model worker, and then show him the statement of Lorna's seven insurances and three funds.

I don't believe a father like him could resist donating something to his daughter's workplace!

If I don't let him reveal all his secrets, then I've been working for nothing as the director of the Overseas Recruitment Office.

This deal is a sure win no matter how you look at it. Polaris is the strongest bargaining chip. Once Magneto, this big fish, takes the bait, he won't be able to escape this pot!

We'll hold a multinational investment promotion conference, have Magneto personally cut the ribbon, and even Director Wang will have to promote him three ranks!

Imagining Magneto wearing his red helmet and working, Sing Sing couldn't help but laugh out loud. Just thinking about it made him feel like life was full of hope.

I closed my laptop, stuffed it under my pillow, sat up, opened the closet door, and started rummaging through it for a change of clothes.

A Le has also sorted out the visa and fake identity, still using the shell of the Chow Zhou Dafu used car dealer. These days, you'd be embarrassed to go out without an alias.

I need to keep a low profile this time. I need to find out the details first before taking action. I shouldn't sneak into the village with guns.

He grabbed the teacup on the table and took a sip of cold water, Old Zhou instantly sobered him up considerably.

Screw those cross-dimensional Bounty Order.

Anyone who dares to stand in his way of fleecing others will be shown what the Iron Fist of socialism is like!