Tony, Someone Peed in Your Pool
The party officially began, and a mischievous grin spread across Tony's face. He led Xia Yu to the DJ booth on the yacht's highest deck and signaled for the DJ to cut the music. Then he picked up the microphone and shouted, "Let me introduce tonight's star, a handsome young man from Huaxia in the East, Xia! He's young and accomplished, and he's also my best friend. As tonight's star, he's prepared a song to thank all you ladies for coming. Ladies, let's hear you cheer!"
"Tony, you bastard." Xia Yu turned to Tony Stark, who was just about to make his escape.
"Don't be shy. You're the star tonight, my friend." Tony burst out laughing and ran downstairs. He was off to meet the lovely ladies.
Xia Yu had been put on the spot. Fortunately, a lot had happened since he crossed over. He had killed more than a hundred people with his own hands, and his state of mind was nothing like it had been when he first arrived. Otherwise, with more than a hundred pairs of eyes fixed on him, Xia Yu might not even have had the nerve to speak loudly, let alone sing.
There was no getting out of singing now. Xia Yu quickly searched his mind for a suitable song as he said, "Hello, ladies. As everyone knows, Tony Stark is a bastard. He's arrogant, sharp-tongued and insufferably conceited, but his vast fortune makes this detestable bastard seem so lovable. Today, I want to thank this lovable bastard. He's shown me the best scenery in the world: a bunch of hot beauties in bikinis."
Xia Yu paused, then continued with a smile, "Of course, if you took off those bikinis, I'm sure the scenery would be even better!" The whole crowd laughed.
When the laughter died down, Xia Yu suddenly raised his voice and shouted, "This next song goes out to all the beauties here. Stick out your chests and move to my beat!"
There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark
Finally, I can see you crystal clear
Go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare
See how I'll leave with every piece of you
Don't underestimate the things that I will do
As Xia Yu sang "Rolling in the Deep," the party reached its peak. Tony Stark watched Xia Yu singing his heart out up above and muttered, "Damn it, I wanted to see him make a fool of himself, but this guy's so talented. I'm really starting to get jealous of you, Xia."
Xia Yu's song brought the party to a climax, and then he was completely swept up in a sea of beauties. There were beauties of every description, with all kinds of bust sizes and skin tones, all kinds of types and all kinds of teasing. The yacht was too big and there were too many beauties. Tony and Xia Yu never saw each other again that night, each lost in a sea of beautiful women.
Early the next morning, a ringing phone woke Xia Yu. He was lying in a suite on the yacht, with at least seven or eight naked beauties on the enormous four-meter-wide bed. Xia Yu gently lifted the arms and thighs draped over him, not knowing who they belonged to (come to think of it, doesn't that sound a little scary?), picked up his phone and ran into the bathroom.
As soon as he answered, Tony shouted, "Xia, how many did you conquer? Yesterday was absolutely wonderful. I feel like I could go a whole day and night without sleeping or resting now, hahahaha!"
"Damn it, Tony, last night was the craziest day of my life. I used to be a pure young man. If my grandpa knew I'd made a friend like you, he'd crawl out of his grave and kill me," Xia Yu said.
"I've noticed you're getting more and more shameless, Xia. Get to the dining room for breakfast." Tony hung up.
On his way there, Xia Yu found that the yacht had been cleaned from top to bottom, and not one of yesterday's girls was in sight. He asked Tony and learned that, apart from the ones they had taken back to their rooms, everyone had been picked up by boat during the night and had people assigned to take them home. After marveling once again at the cost of Tony's party, Xia Yu tucked into his food. He was really hungry after all the energy he'd spent yesterday.
Pepper Potts was away on business for five days, so the party would last three days straight. At noon, several more boats brought a lot of beauties. It wasn't as outrageous as yesterday, but by a rough estimate there were at least thirty or forty, including the twins who had been on the December cover of Maxim magazine.
Tony, eager to complete his goal of twelve conquests, dragged the twins into a room in broad daylight and didn't come out until evening. As soon as he did, he pulled Xia Yu into a very small sitting room. Tony took a cigar from a small temperature-controlled box nearby, handed it to Xia Yu and said, "Have you thought about what you want to do? I know you don't like being a wellness doctor in Chinatown forever. Do you have any plans for the future?"
"I don't know. Honestly, I'm just finding something to occupy myself in New York. I really don't know what I should do. What Grandpa left me is enough to keep me fed and clothed for life." Xia Yu looked up at Tony and added, "Of course, you can't judge 'fed and clothed' by your standards, you bastard."
Tony laughed and gestured for Xia Yu to continue. Xia Yu took a puff of his cigar, slowly swirled the smoke around in his mouth and blew a few smoke rings before saying, "You're asking me this out of the blue. Do you have something in mind?"
"Pepper told me a friend recommended your place to her in the first place. That friend only went to see your grandpa a few times, and then she maintained a great figure and supple skin just by using the medicine he gave her. Do you know what that means? It's the best weight-loss and beauty medicine in the world. Women everywhere will go crazy for it." Tony was utterly serious when he talked business.
Xia Yu had seen the movies and lived with Tony for more than a month, so he knew the man well. Tony usually immersed himself in his lab and barely paid attention to company affairs. He really had little concept of money, mainly because he had so much of it. In other words, he was quite satisfied with his current material circumstances and had little motivation to make more. He only had to provide Stark Industries with some technology, and the dollars would keep pouring in. He had no ambition for money, so going to the trouble of setting up another company was mostly for Xia Yu's sake. Xia Yu was quite touched.
After thinking it over, Xia Yu said, "You mean you want me to put up the formula and go into business? I don't much like pointless socializing and entertaining, Tony."
"No, my friend. All I need is for you to provide the formula. I'll set up a separate company to produce the finished medicine and find specialists to manage it. We'll set aside an office for you. Come in if you feel like it, and forget it if you don't. You'll get seventy percent of the shares. What do you say?" Tony asked.
Xia Yu couldn't refuse such kindness. He also needed to earn more money to achieve a small goal he had in mind, one that required a great, great deal of money. So he nodded without hesitation, only changing the split to fifty-fifty. At Tony's insistence, they each took a step back, and Xia Yu ended up with sixty percent. Neither wanted a larger share, making for what could be called the friendliest business negotiation in history.
With business settled, Tony's expression instantly turned sly. He took a light-screen keyboard from the table and tapped it a few times. The ceiling above them slowly faded until it became transparent, revealing the largest swimming pool on the deck directly overhead. The lights at the bottom of the pool let the two brothers below see all the way to its surface.
Tony threw an arm around Xia Yu's shoulders and said, "Looking down from inside the pool, everything looks the same. Isn't it wonderful? I've only ever let two people into this room, and you're one of them. Nobody else knows. This is the best view on my yacht, hahahaha!"
Tony began pointing out the various beauties swimming in the pool and commenting on them. "Look at those thighs, absolutely perfect. I'm going to caress her tonight. Now look at those breasts; and look at this one, haha! Her bikini bottoms are actually losing their color, haha!"
Xia Yu glanced at Tony, who was roaring with laughter, and said mildly, "Tony, I think she's peeing in your pool."
"Son of a bitch..." Tony stood up and cursed.
Second chapter. There will be another chapter this afternoon and one more tonight.