Why Do You Have to Say Something So Mean?

"I'm your brother, that's true, but I can also be your lover."

"Who says brothers can't be lovers? Why didn't you tell me you wanted a girlfriend? Anything a girlfriend can do, I can do too."

Calcharo crawled to Wuling's feet with snot and tears streaming down his face, hugged his leg and cried incessantly, making Wu Ling feel a chill.

"Brother Wuling, have you forgotten the day we ran together in the sunset? Have you forgotten the vows we made together?"

"It's okay. Even if Brother Wuling forgets everything, I won't forget. It must be because I didn't do well enough that Brother Wuling is unhappy."

Lingyang had somehow managed to grab onto his other leg. Although his cries weren't as heart-wrenching as Calcharo's, his words immediately revealed him to be a seasoned green tea b*tch.

According to Wuling's recollection, he was genuinely terrified at the time. With all sorts of outrageous statements combined, he suddenly felt that his next life was doomed.

Once she realized what was happening, she didn't care about anything else. She grabbed one of them and tucked them under her arms, then ran into the nearby grove of trees, leaving Chun sitting there, bewildered in the wind.

Nonsense, Calcharo's yell earlier had already drawn everyone's attention this way. Wuling felt that if he didn't run faster, he'd be making history on the campus forum tomorrow.

Tsubaki, standing next to me: What about me?

After much deliberation, she decided to give chase. After all, staying here wasn't a good idea; so many eyes were on her after Wuling ran away.

She's not that thick-skinned. She wouldn't be staring at by a whole field of people without batting an eye. If she ran any slower, she might be the one trending on the school forum.

And so this amazing scene unfolded: a boy was carrying another boy in one arm and another person, whose gender was unclear, in the other arm as they ran towards the grove of trees, with a white-haired girl chasing after them.

According to later accounts, this student was actually bisexual. He was dating a girlfriend while also having feelings for his roommate. His girlfriend found out and kept chasing after him. Even so, he refused to let go of his roommate and kept running with him under his arm.

In response, the person involved stated. "It's all unofficial history, just unofficial history."

She ran like that for an unknown amount of time, until she felt that there was no one around, and then Wuling's pace gradually slowed down.

Thump, thump.

With two heavy thuds as they hit the ground, the two people who had just been tucked under Wuling's arms were thrown out without any mercy.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Calcharo clutched his backside, wincing in pain, clearly not expecting Wuling to throw him down like that.

Fortunately, she didn't land face-first, thus preserving her stunning good looks.

"Brother, you hurt me. Did I do something wrong that made you unhappy? I'll change it."

Lingyang raised a delicate pinky finger and called out sweetly, unaware that Wuling's face was growing increasingly dark.

"What exactly do you two want?"

"What?"

Calcharo raised one ear to indicate that he couldn't hear.

Wuling:...

"What exactly do you want? I almost became history just now! If you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, I think I might have to hide you under the bed and throw away all the iced tea in the fridge."

Calcharo, Lingyang: What?!

Neither of them expected that Wuling could be so cruel, to say such things.

"No, Wuling, ah no, godfather, dad, father, oh Dou-san, we were wrong, really wrong, please, please have mercy on us, please don't touch our Bing Hong Tu!"

With snot and tears streaming down their faces, the two were about to pounce again, but Wu Ling dodged them with a Wuling Flash Step, and they missed their target.

Wuling looked at the two people lying face down on the ground and gave them a disgusted look.

"If you dare to pounce again, I'll delete all the study materials on your computers."

Calcharo, Lingyang:!

Both of them turned their heads at the same time, looking at Wuling in disbelief.

Holy crap, are you serious?

Why would you say such malicious things?

Both of them were clearly enraged. "I'd rather die than be humiliated," they thought. "You touched my iced tea, and now you're even going after my manhood."

Calcharo immediately sprang to his feet, abandoning his feigned tearful act, and instead looked heartbroken, waving his hands frantically.

"That's going too far, Rover. Leave some room for maneuver, so you can meet again in the future. The study materials are innocent."

Lingyang also put away his green tea-like orchid finger gestures, his face extremely tense, and nodded vigorously in agreement.

"That's the culmination of our years of work, covering the most comprehensive resources on the entire internet. If you delete it, we're doomed."

Wuling: Is there really such a good thing?

The two spoke in unison, their voices filled with grief and indignation, as if Wuling had committed some heinous crime.

"Innocent? The study materials are innocent, but am I not innocent? When you were clinging to my legs on the playground just now, didn't you think about leaving me any way out?"

Upon hearing the scene from earlier, Calcharo and Lingyang immediately froze, their arrogance visibly diminishing.

Just as the three were at an impasse, they heard light footsteps behind them.

Chun leaned against the tree trunk, slightly out of breath, her fair cheeks flushed from running, as she slowly emerged from the shadows.

Wuling ran so fast that even with two people under his arms, Chun couldn't outrun him, couldn't even keep up, and could only watch him run further and further away. In the end, they only found their way here by following the trail.

I don't know how he can run so fast while carrying two burdens; he's practically a superman.

Chun leaned against the tree trunk, about to speak, when she heard Calcharo shout loudly.

"Ah! Where did this vixen come from! How dare she seduce my sect's holy son!"

Tsubaki:?

"I can tell you're not human at first glance! Show yourself now!"

Calcharo and Lingyang flanked Wuling, shielding him from further progress.

Tsubaki:???

No, who are you two?

Calcharo looked at Tsubaki in front of him, his face full of solemnity.

She's so beautiful, with such fair skin, a great figure, and incredibly long legs. Seriously, how did I, Rover lives a monotonous life, even get to know such a gorgeous woman?

"You two, get out of my way."

Wuling grabbed one person's face with one hand and split them in the middle, clearly annoyed.

"I need to remind you two, we'll be gathering soon. Nothing's going to happen while I'm gone, but if you two aren't, you can imagine what might happen."

These words instantly reminded the two of something; oh right, they had almost forgotten they were still in military training.

"You guys got lucky this time, but remember this: I'll be watching you all the time, always."

Before leaving, the two made a gesture to Wuling and Chun, saying "I'll keep an eye on you," leaving the two speechless.

Wuling: "Get out!"

Calcharo, Lingyang: "Alright!"

Soon, the two disappeared without a trace, and it was unknown whether they would be able to find their way back or get lost again.

Oh well, if I'm lost, I'm lost. As long as I'm alive, that's all that matters.

"Now, we can have a proper talk."