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Hogwarts: Wolfman at My Door
Chapter 625

You're Using All My Lines!

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"Fortunately, he is already dead." The Queen Mother reached up and said, "So, I will reward you properly, reward you handsomely, reward you handsomely."

"Sigh." Basil closed his eyes.

When Heaven is about to place a great responsibility on a person, it will first test their will, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their body.

All kinds of suffering are inflicted upon me!

Come on, let the Wind and Rain rage on!

Crackling sound—

"It's raining so hard." Bellatrix closed the window. "I hope it won't rain tomorrow."

"We'll go even if it rains," said the Monk.

Others: He's so serious about this, wouldn't it be a bad idea if we didn't tell him the truth?

Jade Frontier Temple.

Jade Frontier God of War, climbed up from a woman who would receive rave reviews from her friends on Xiaohongshu (a Chinese social media platform), and glanced at her impatiently.

The one who disturbed him was the Bride with White Hair.

The witch's exquisite face and low-cut dress did not diminish his impatience in the slightest.

"Don't think that just because you're useful and I haven't killed you, you can come and disturb me and my beauty at will."

The Bride with White Hair's eyebrows twitched; she wanted to curse the Jade Frontier God of War's definition of beauty, but in the end, she took a deep breath and maintained her composure. "God of War, that mad monk—"

"Just because of him?" The Jade Frontier God of War, with gray eyeshadow and wearing a bathrobe, raised an eyebrow impatiently. "He's just a monk. Let him be."

In his view, the Monk had lived for hundreds of years was just another sage with a pure and desireless heart, the Buddha.

His usual approach to dealing with these guys was to ignore them.

"He killed many Jade Frontier Warriors on his way back to that damned temple," The Bride with White Hair said.

She needs merit to obtain the Elixir of Life and maintain her youth forever.

Without the Ruyi Jingu Bang, she set her sights on the Monk and his temple.

"Oh, really?" Jade Frontier God of War said nonchalantly.

He just appears to be incompetent.

He knew that his power came from his own strength and from the Jade Emperor.

Rather than his soldiers who weren't even immortals.

They were just his henchmen.

The scapegoat who will die as soon as the Jade Emperor leaves the pass.

That's why he killed his subordinates indiscriminately.

Being killed by others is their incompetence; there are plenty of people who would be their lackeys.

"Perfect timing, five hundred years is almost up." The Jade Frontier God of War looked at the pool of water beneath the statue of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

Every drop inside is the Elixir of Life that people all over the world crave.

This is also his biggest secret.

His qigong combined with the Jade Emperor's jade would cause it to multiply.

After five hundred years of accumulation, they finally obtained this pool of Elixir of Life.

Tomorrow, the day before the Jade Emperor is scheduled to leave the pass, it will transform into magma capable of melting even Immortal Body.

It's not that it's not feasible now; having more would be more secure.

This is meant to be used to kill the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, who is even stronger than him.

"Go," he said, looking at the 'beauty,' "go take a bath."

This pool of treated immortal wine cannot be removed unless he scoops it up himself.

It cannot be drunk and will not remain in the human body.

However, it has absorbent properties when used as bath water.

He absorbed what he had left inside the 'beauty's' body; this was the shortcut he discovered, as relying on qigong was too tiring.

It's never been like this before, where you can be comfortable and achieve your goals at the same time.

This is the real reason why he indulges in nightly revelry.

The only downside is that you need a fresh 'beauty' every day.

It's not because a 'beauty' will die after taking a bath, or because there must be a virgin or something similar.

Instead, he'll get tired of it.

Thinking of this, his gaze turned cold as he looked at the Bride with White Hair. "Can you get lost now?"

With such big eyes, such thin eyebrows, such a small mouth and face, such a delicate nose, and a head full of white hair, she's going to scare people to death this late at night!

In terms of fighting ability, his physique is passable, and his fashion sense is decent.

What a pity.

If the Bride with White Hair knew the Jade Frontier God of War's assessment of Yu Xin, she would definitely risk her life to fight him.

She kept her head down and added, "Drunkard, that troublesome swallow is also with that monk, and they're accompanied by two foreigners."

"Oh, what are they trying to do? Seeing that this monkey has no hope of reviving, they want to gang up on me?" Jade Frontier God of War sneered.

He is a god, an immortal god.

He wasn't afraid of being beaten.

Moreover, he also possesses martial arts and internal energy cultivation skills, and has a group of elite cannon fodder, including the Bride with White Hair as his elite subordinate.

Just then, the Jade Emperor was about to emerge from seclusion and begin cultivating his mind and character.

He wouldn't mind having a good fight before that.

"Wait a minute," he suddenly remembered something. One of his most beloved concubines, whom he had allowed to die of old age due to the Jade Emperor's influence, was a barbarian. "Are these two barbarians male or female? Do they have big mouths? Do they have dense, sexy freckles? Do they have square faces? Do they have narrow eyes?"

He didn't actually voice all his questions.

Do those barbarians have abundant body hair?

He left the statue of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven in his palace, behind his bed, not just because the Great Sage Equal to Heaven was stronger than him.

Also, because the monkey has golden fur all over its body, it looks like a hairy person.

If the monkey is female.

He might actually obey the Jade Emperor's orders, no, he might even actively pursue her.

The Bride with White Hair was speechless. If she had a choice, she would definitely stab the Jade Frontier God of War of War's insane brain.

"Those two barbarians were a man and a woman," she said, her face contorted as she managed to squeeze out a sentence. "The man was quite handsome, but the woman was just as ugly as me."

"Ah?" He sighed, sitting on the edge of the bed and slapping his hairy legs. "What a pity, what a pity. It's a pity I don't have Long Yang tendencies."

"Do you have a portrait?"

The Bride with White Hair looked out of the hall, and a soldier immediately knelt down and held up a scroll.

The Jade Frontier God of War, impatient, activated his internal energy, and the scroll flew into his hand. As he unfurled it, his breath caught in his throat. "Indeed... truly beautiful."

In the original timeline, even if Jason were Skywalker, he would have been willing to make an exception and let Jason and his somewhat favored subordinate the Bride with White Hair, have a life-or-death duel. In effect, this was equivalent to directly handing over the Elixir of Life to Jason.

In his mind, the Ruyi Jingu Bang was very powerful, and he estimated that Skywalker was also very strong.

And now.

Jason, whom he didn't recognize as Skywalker, made his heart pound wildly.

"His gentle smile was so beautiful. From now on, his name will be Wanwan."

"The Bride with White Hair, go, go and capture him for me! No, capture him alive! Don't hurt him!"

If you succeed, this bottle of immortal wine is yours!

"What?" The Bride with White Hair thought she had misheard, but tempted by the Elixir of Life, she nodded subconsciously, "Yes!"

Inside the Gate of No Gate, Basil spat out the 1982 Coca-Cola in his mouth.

"What the hell is this?"

"I know why." The Queen Mother smiled mysteriously. "I finally understand why the Jade Emperor originally intended for Jason Skywalker."

"Why?" Basil asked.

Even now, he can merge with the [Gate of No Gate] and achieve a certain degree of omniscience.

But he didn't want to know too many details.

"Wanwan. That's the name of the Hu woman that Yu Jiang truly fell in love with," the Queen Mother said. "This Jason is her reincarnation."

"Holly shit!"

"Holly shit!" Bellatrix's jaw seemed to dislocate. "That Jade Frontier God of War has taken a liking to my brother?"

"Yes."

Although she had soldiers with her, the Bride with White Hair was unusually polite, saying, "Please hand over Madam Wan, and perhaps we can both ascend to the ranks of immortals in the future."

"No! Absolutely not!" The Monk refused even faster than Bellatrix and Jason themselves.

If his hair were longer, you could probably see it standing upright on his head.

This is all because...

He thought of the true form in the Jade Frontier Temple.

He is so handsome.

Such a beautiful monkey.

So many years have passed, and his statue...

"Jade Frontier God of War, I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"

Five hundred years of Buddhist teachings, and the essence of Zen seems to have all vanished.

No!

Even wise rulers have anger!

"Master," Jason said, his eyes welling up with tears.

In his view, this was all for his own benefit.

Upon hearing the word "master," The Bride with White Hair, who was about to say that the man was ungrateful, swallowed those two words.

After all, she had never seen such a fanatical Jade Frontier God of War.

"You still have time to consider."

Then she glanced back, signaling her men to cut off the temple's supplies and entrances.

She plans to take it slow.

The Monk quickly realized this as well.

Being cut off from supplies is not a big deal.

There are fields and sheep farms in the temple area.

But having their entrance and exit blocked hit their weak spot.

They were preparing to sneak off to the Jade Frontier Temple.

As a result, all the plans came to naught because of this incident.

Plans really can't keep up with changes.

"What a source of trouble for men with handsome faces," Lu Yan exclaimed.

"Sigh." Jason's sigh didn't reveal much displeasure.

Known for his role as Bellatrix's younger brother, a short, strongman, this was the first time his face was being recognized.

Moreover, being from the America, he was already very knowledgeable.

"No, there is still a chance," said the Monk. "The siege of the temple has actually left the Jade Frontier Temple with a depleted military force."

"Me, Lu Yan, Bellatrix, Jin Yanzi, and An Feng are going together."

"Jason, you stay here. Stay within their sight."

These past few days he had witnessed Bellatrix's extraordinary skills, as well as Jin Yanzi and An Feng's profound qigong.

He did not see them as a burden.

"No, I want to come along," Jason said.

"That's really good. As long as Jason is still around, they won't be too wary," Lu Yan said.

Jason looked utterly disappointed. "Lu Yan ~"

"But," Lu Yan changed the subject, "Jason is also Skywalker."

"He is more important than you, and more important than me."

"If we lose even one of them, it won't work, it will fail, and that's a consequence we can't accept."

"Then what do you suggest we do?" the Monk asked, suppressing his anger.

"We have a way." Bellatrix held up her glowing fingers.

Late at night.

Six Jade Frontier Warrior hurried along the unpaved mountain path on the fourth peak, taking advantage of the lack of moonlight.

The leading Jade Frontier Warrior seemed extremely familiar with the environment.

He skillfully evaded the fallen leaves that could easily cause him to slip, as well as the vines, dead branches, and stones that could trip him up, without slowing down at all.

"Arrive."

Soon, under his command, the four of them arrived at a smooth cliff face.

The Jade Frontier Temple is not far away.

"If we had known you had this method, we would have infiltrated the temple much sooner," another warrior said, echoing Lu Yan's voice.

"Didn't we already demonstrate this? This is how I conceal the Ruyi Jingu Bang," a Jade Frontier Warrior said in Bellatrix's voice.

They were Bellatrix and her group.

They are also present in temples nowadays.

Exposed to the surveillance of the Bride with White Hair and the Jade Frontier Warrior, but it was a disguise, a disguise made by Bellatrix's magic.

They disguised themselves as Jade Frontier Warrior.

They originally planned to walk directly along the mountain path to enter the temple.

But the Monk stopped them.

They believe a two-pronged approach is needed.

But now.

Is it really necessary to adopt a two-pronged approach?

Lu Yan glanced at the empty guardhouse, conveying the meaning through his gestures and eyes.

When the group successfully reached the corner of the main hall, and had just finished their business, the feeling intensified when the Jade Frontier God of War, who was leisurely drinking, appeared in their sight.

Everyone looked at the Monk.

Monk himself found it hard to believe.

The Ruyi Jingu Bang has been missing for five hundred years.

There are three Skywalker.

They are all very capable.

This made him set a very high bar for rescuing the original body.

His cautiousness on the way to the Jade Frontier Temple made him seem rather dull.

No, that's impossible.

He looked at Jin Yanzi and gestured with his eyes to give her a hairpin.

When Monk noticed the Monk's gaze fixed on her feet, she instantly understood that he wasn't a foot fetishist but a genuine Jin Yanzi who ate wine and meat.

Her consciousness sank down to make way for her innate spirit. Her left hand, held horizontally in front of her chest, became a bow, and the jade hairpin that flew into her hand automatically became an arrow. Her breath became the bowstring.

The hatred in her Qing Leng eyes vanished instantly, replaced by focus on the jade hairpin.

She had been waiting for this moment for nearly twelve years.

She's going to kill this devil!

The "unintentional shot," intended to strike before the arrow's trajectory, was achieved in an instant.

As if traversing space, the jade hairpin arrow appeared out of thin air behind the Jade Frontier God of War, striking him in the back of the heart.

The jade hairpin arrow melted away, leaving only the wound.

Puff puff puff—

The fluid coming out of the wound was not blood.

It's not air, it's gas.

Inherited from bloodline, possessing an ancient, Sage Aura like that of the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Frontier God of War's body deflated like a punctured balloon; he was still asleep when he turned into a thin sheet of paper.

"Ah, he died just like that?" Lu Yan couldn't help but ask.

"That's it?" The Monk broke down. "I wasted five hundred years for this!"

He dropped all pretense and revealed his identity directly.

"Can I stay and continue learning martial arts?" Jason raised his hand. "I'll go back after a while."

Nobody paid any attention to Jason.

The despair radiating from Jin Yanzi's beautiful face was even more intense than that of the Monk.

"This devil died so easily?"

She had initially thought that the Jade Frontier God of War was not so simple.

The result is really simple.

An Feng hugged Jin Yanzi, who seemed to be his twin sister, and said, "Look on the bright side, Brother Li will be out soon. And the Jade Emperor, the culprit, is long dead."

The Monk, carrying the Ruyi Jingu Bang, walked towards his own statue without hearing An Feng's words. With a sullen face, he simply tossed the Ruyi Jingu Bang into his own hand.

A fiery Sage Aura burst forth instantly.

The entire statue exploded, turning into ashes.

The magnificent Sage Aura illuminated the entire night sky before shrinking back towards the center of the explosion.

The Great Sage Equal to Heaven appeared from within.

The qi transformed into his body.

Having recovered the memories of the Monk, he no longer wore his cynical smile.

He looked up at the Gate of No Gate that had been opened above the main hall.

Looking at the two figures that appeared in the holy light.

Sun Wukong forced a smile.

At least, the Jade Emperor, who gave him the same feeling as his father, was still alive.

Three minutes later.

"What? The Jade Emperor is dead? Was he me?" Sun Wukong staggered.

"Forgive, abandon hatred, and live your lives well. When will this cycle of revenge end?" Lu Yan patted Sun Wukong on the back.

Sun Wukong: These are all my lines!

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