Sharp-Tongued Sakura and Naruto Uzumaki, Who Has No Parents

[Inoichi Yamanaka: Um, Chōza Shikaku, it's not what you think!]

Inoichi Yamanaka quickly defended his daughter, saying, "You know how it is for a young girl."

[Akimichi Chōza: It's nothing, he's just a kid.]

However, Chōza and Shikaku genuinely didn't take it seriously, especially considering the long-standing friendship between the Ino-Shika-Cho Clans.

"Sasuke?" Sakura immediately ran out to look for Sasuke as soon as class ended.

We finally got assigned to the same class, we should at least celebrate, but Sasuke has nowhere to be found.

For Sasuke, the attitude was, "Do we even know each other?" His response was simply, "Don't bother me," accompanied by a cool and aloof expression.

Of course, it could also be just one word.

"Roll!"

At the same time, Naruto came over and wanted to invite Sakura to have dinner together.

"Why should I eat with you?!" Sakura said impatiently.

Naruto was thinking of explaining a bit, since they were all in Team 7 now, and he wanted to try and build rapport.

"You're so annoying!" Sakura's only response to Naruto was a look of disgust on her face.

[Kushina: Naruto is so pathetic! Look at Hinata, and you're going to invite someone else!]

As far as Kushina is concerned, since the girl doesn't like her son, Naruto shouldn't keep bothering her; he should look behind him more closely.

[Obito: Sakura and Rin, how come they're so different?]

Although Obito didn't really want to say it that way, Sakura's words were indeed a bit harsh. Compared to his own Rin, they were worlds apart.

Watching Sakura walk further and further away from him, Naruto sat alone on the rooftop, heartbroken.

If only Sakura could treat me the way she treats Sasuke.

At that moment, Naruto suddenly noticed Sasuke, who was also alone nearby.

Naruto then had an idea. With a Naruto, he tackled Sasuke to the ground and closed the window.

After a long time, Naruto emerged, transformed into Sasuke.

[Uchiha Fugaku: Minato, is your son really that brave?]

Fugaku began to doubt whether Naruto was truly a loser; how could Naruto have so easily tied Sasuke up like that?

Are you kidding me? And he even turned into Sasuke's appearance.

[Minato Namikaze: Naruto, that was definitely going too far.]

At this point, Minato was also completely confused about what kind of spell Naruto had been cast on.

[At this moment, Naruto, disguised as Sasuke, returned to Sakura and treated her completely differently. Sakura was gazing at him with affection.]

"Sakura, your most charming feature is your broad forehead; it makes people want to kiss it!"

Sasuke: Holy crap, don't talk about me like that, it's disgusting!

[Obito: I can't take it anymore, I'm getting goosebumps! Where did Naruto learn all this stuff?]

[Lin: Yes, it really is a bit outrageous.]

None of them dared to watch any longer; it was too awkward. How could Naruto say such a thing?

"Just kidding." At this moment, Naruto, disguised as Sasuke, sat down next to Sakura.

"What do you think of Naruto?" Naruto was curious about Sakura's opinion of him, so he asked in Sasuke's body.

"Isn't he notorious for ruining other people's relationships?!" Sakura clearly looked down on Naruto at this moment.

To Sakura, Naruto didn't understand her at all; he was just a nuisance to her love for Sasuke.

"I only need Sasuke's approval," Sakura said shyly.

"I'm serious!" At this moment, Sakura brought her lips Sasuke's, and the distance between their lips kept getting closer.

"Ah!! At this time!!"

At that moment, Naruto suddenly felt a strong urge to defecate. "Damn it, why now of all times, when I'm kissing him?"

"I'll be right back!" Naruto said, and ran off without looking back.

[Tobi: Hey! Does this Shinobi named Naruto also like to poop?]

At this moment, Tobi asked sincerely. However, since the system rewarded him last time, Tobi had become a White Zetsu who could sense the urge to defecate.

[Black Zetsu: Shut up, Tobi!]

Black Zetsu quickly stopped Tobi, saying, "Don't you even know where you are? Posting this on a major channel! We're all civilized people. What are we going to think of White Zetsu now?"

At this moment, Sasuke also broke free of his restraints. No, he had to find Naruto and take revenge no matter what.

This matter cannot end here.

Just then, Sasuke arrived at Sakura's place. At this moment, Sasuke was unaware of what Naruto had done using his appearance.

"Are you mentally prepared? I'm ready." Seeing Sasuke return, Sakura assumed he was planning a romantic kiss.

To his surprise, Sasuke didn't take him seriously at all. His immediate priority was to find Naruto and beat him up.

As a result, Sasuke walked past Sakura without any expression on his face.

"Wait a minute, Sasuke!" Sakura shouted hurriedly when she saw that Sasuke wasn't even looking at her.

"Where's Naruto?" Sasuke really didn't want to have anything to do with this woman; all he wanted to do right now was find Naruto.

At this moment, Sakura still thought Sasuke was playing hard to get with her.

"Here we go again. Ignore Naruto for now; he's always bothering you, Sasuke."

"As expected, no one taught him properly. Look, he has no parents, doesn't he?"

Sasuke hadn't paid much attention to Sakura's constant chatter until she uttered the words "orphan."

The atmosphere around Sasuke began to cool, but Sakura, oblivious to everything, continued her incessant chatter.

"He was all alone and never received any parental sternness, so he was particularly willful in many ways."

"Loneliness isn't something like feeling sad after being scolded by your parents," Sasuke said coldly.

"And you're annoying!" After saying this, Sasuke left without even glancing at him.

At this moment, in Naruto's house, the Third Hokage and Kakashi Hatake are observing Naruto's surroundings.

"Sasuke from the Uchiha Clan is also in your class. Good luck," the Third Hokage said to Kakashi.

Kakashi picked up a glass of milk from the table and looked at the production date on the back.

"This carton of milk has been expired for a long time," Kakashi finally said after looking at it for a while.

It's clear that Kakashi is very dissatisfied with the life the Third Naruto; drinking this stuff will definitely give him diarrhea.

However, Kakashi had no right to make accusations. To him, this was just a matter between a Jonin. If the Third Hokage had allowed him to look after Naruto, he would have given the order long ago.

Perhaps only Lord Jiraiya is qualified.