A Youthful Idiot Won't Meet a Secretly Perverted Private Tutor

Minato Namikaze was silent at this moment. Didn't they know why Naruto, who had no parents, had lost them?

He risked his life to seal the Nine-Tails for Konoha, and this is the end result he got?

Who would accept this willingly? No one could accept this situation unscathed, no matter who it was in their shoes.

Minato Namikaze no longer felt guilty about replacing the Third Hokage; if things continued this way, Konoha's future would remain just as dark.

Why not change him yourself and make Konoha great again?

[Rasa: See that? This is how Konoha treats its Jinchūriki. With that kind of attitude, what right do they have to criticize Kirigakure?]

Rasa began to mock Konoha's bizarre behavior, as if they were afraid others wouldn't suspect Naruto.

[Obito: But isn't Lord Jiraiya there? Why isn't even Lord Jiraiya doing anything about it?]

Jiraiya sighed at this moment. His future self was probably obsessed with finding the Child of Prophecy, and his future self probably already harbored resentment towards Konoha, which was why he was unwilling to return to Konoha.

Here's a joke: none of the Third Hokage's three direct disciples wanted to return to Konoha, nor did any of them want to succeed him.

Orochimaru may have had that thought in the past, but considering Minato Namikaze's fate, Orochimaru was glad he didn't become Hokage.

The old man may have retired, but his power remains; the dignified Anbu is not directly under the fourth generation but is responsible to the third.

Joke.

A few days before the Chunin Ninja Exams.

At this time, Kakashi went to great lengths to provide special training for all members of Team 7 except Sakura.

Kakashi went to great lengths to ensure Naruto could become a Chunin in a few days.

Ultimately, he specially hired an elite teacher to instruct Naruto.

You ask what Kakashi went there for? Of course, it was to teach Sasuke.

This isn't really Kakashi's fault. Although Kakashi is a genius, he learns everything— Ninjutsu, Kakashi, or anything else—in a flash.

Asking him to talk to others about how to control his Chakra and how to strengthen his foundation is not something Kakashi is good at.

As the saying goes, a tall building rises from the ground; without a solid foundation, it will only be a hollow castle in the air.

For Naruto, whose foundation was already weak, it was essential to solidify his basic skills.

[Obito: Ah, Kakashi, you're so biased! Why did you have to Sasuke separately?]

Obito said, completely bewildered, "They're both in Team 7, so why have someone else teach Naruto while I teach Sasuke alone?"

These words made everyone extremely embarrassed, and even Fugaku wondered if Obito was lying.

Obito, don't forget you're from the Uchiha Clan. Shouldn't you be a little more biased towards Sasuke?

Obito said, "I hugged Naruto when we were kids, so I'll definitely side with Naruto without hesitation."

[Minato Namikaze: You can't say that. Everyone is different. Kakashi can only say he teaches according to the individual student.]

Indeed, Sasuke possesses Lightning Release Chakra and is skilled in Lightning Release. Sasuke has the Sharingan, and so do I.

Sasuke is a genius, and so am I, so it will be much easier for me to teach him Lightning Blade.

And it wasn't exactly favoritism, after all, the teachers Naruto and he had found were elite teachers from Konoha, specifically Ebisu, who was in charge of teaching the grandson of the Third Hokage.

[Hozuki Mangetsu: Just from the name, you can tell he's reliable. I'm talking about someone who specifically trained the Third Hokage; Shinobi like that really can't be that bad.]

After all, the more wealthy a family is, the more it values the foundation of its descendants, so it's clear that Ebisu is no ordinary person.

[Ebisu: Hahaha!! Let Naruto- sama witness my power!]

At this moment, Ebisu was extremely confident. He believed that under his tutelage Naruto would definitely make great progress.

However, Naruto was speechless as he looked at the teacher Kakashi had found for him.

"Ah, you're that big pervert!!"

It's clear that Naruto has a very bad impression of Ebisu; his shout almost ruined Ebisu's reputation.

Why, why did I have to let this guy help me with my cultivation?

[Ebisu: Oh no, how could I be a pervert? Naruto- sama must have misunderstood.]

[Kushina: He shouldn't be any more perverted than Lord Jiraiya, right?]

[Kushina: Oh, sorry Lord Jiraiya, I just said it offhand.]

[Jiraiya:?]

Jiraiya was genuinely speechless. Had his reputation really gotten that bad? It didn't make sense. Of all the things he'd been involved in, I'd only gotten the least serious: prostitution.

That's problematic too.

"Ebisu is a big pervert?" Kakashi clearly didn't understand what Naruto was talking about; in his mind, Ebisu was just a bit of a closet pervert.

[Obito: Hmm, that's fair.]

[Ebisu: What do you mean by fair? Kakashi, you're slandering me! You're completely slandering me!]

Ebisu almost died from his infidelity! All the girls in Konoha were watching! Kakashi called me a repressed pervert! What am I going to do for the rest of my life?

"This guy used to fall for my Harem Technique!" Naruto said, sounding very resistant.

Seeing this, Ebisu quickly covered Naruto's mouth to prevent himself from suffering social annihilation.

"I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat later, but you have to keep this a secret!" Ebisu secretly bribed him.

Then, despite Naruto's reluctance, Ebisu assured Kakashi that he would teach him well.

[Obito?: Harem Technique, what the heck?]

[Kushina: Oh well, nothing worse can happen. I just hope Naruto can learn something.]

He also knew something about Kushina 'Obito classmate, and she wasn't as bad as Naruto described. However, he wondered what this Harem Technique was all about.

This sounds a bit like a 404 error. Who told Naruto this? Don't let me find out!

Here I want to criticize gambling and drugs; these things are incredibly harmful. But why not talk about pornography?

Look, if it weren't for Huang, could Kakashi have survived that dark period? If it weren't for Huang's companionship, could Kakashi have resisted turning to the Darkness?

In summary, gambling and drugs must be eradicated at all times, while prostitution is perfectly acceptable and justifiable.

Naruto, standing to the side, clearly hadn't accepted being entrusted with a brooding tutor, his face full of resentment towards Ebisu.

"Let's go then," Ebisu said to Naruto, but Naruto completely ignored him.

"Who do you think you are, to presume to teach me?" At this moment, Naruto saw Ebisu as a repressed and lewd teacher.

"I still can't accept training with someone weaker than me!" Naruto shouted.

Weaker than you? Young man, I think you completely misunderstand me, this elite tutor. You should know that ordinary people who come to me are charged by the hour.

I'm teaching you this time for Kakashi's sake. You don't actually think that anyone else in Konoha would be willing to teach you besides me, do you?

However, Ebisu was not inflexible.

"Here's what we'll do: if you can escape from me, I'll leave immediately and even persuade Kakashi to teach you personally," Ebisu said in a seductive tone.

We need to get Naruto to submit now, otherwise the teaching mission might not be able to proceed.

Naruto immediately agreed without hesitation, while simultaneously mocking the other party, "That's it?"

At this moment, Naruto clearly didn't realize that his opponent was a cunning old fox. The key issue was that Naruto was too naive. How could a Genin be so confident in escaping from a Special Jōnin?

Even if this Special Jōnin isn't specifically skilled in combat, he's still Special Jōnin. Even Sasuke might not be a match for him.

[Minato Namikaze: Naruto really needs to change his temper; he falls for other people's schemes so easily. But Ebisu certainly has a talent for teaching children.]

Minato offered a very fair assessment.

[Ebisu: Really? Thank you for your kind words Fourth Hokage.]

Although Minato had not yet ascended to the throne, it was clear to anyone with eyes that it was only a matter of time, so calling him the Fourth Hokage now was not a big deal.

At this point, Naruto thought he had finally shaken off that arrogant, lecherous Ebisu.

It's very simple, what's so difficult about it?

Naruto said this without any pressure as he ran.

After running for about half an hour, Naruto stopped on a rooftop, while Ebisu been left far behind and could no longer be seen.

"I really am an excellent Shinobi." Naruto was still immersed in his promising future and had no idea that Ebisu had already come up behind him.

Who do you think is better?

Naruto turned his head in disbelief to see that arrogant, lecherous scoundrel had somehow appeared in front of him.

"You don't actually think you've won with this level of skill, do you?"

"Motor! Motor!" Naruto pulled out a smoke bomb and threw it at his feet. When the smoke cleared, he was nowhere to be seen.

This time, Naruto ran for a full three hours before stopping. That way, that guy shouldn't be able to catch up, right?

Naruto gasped for breath; he was exhausted.

[Obito: I can already picture Ebisu suddenly appearing behind Naruto. To be honest, Ebisu, you're quite the bully, but I like it.]

Watching Naruto running around aimlessly, unaware that Ebisu had already caught up with him, made Obito want to laugh. It was truly hilarious.

No way, damn it, I want to be Jonin leader myself, it's going to be so much fun!

Naruto felt uneasy at this moment and turned around to see a relatively cool billboard.

"Got it!"

Naruto used his Clone Technique to transform into the scantily clad female model from the billboard, then stuck himself onto the billboard in an attempt to mislead Ebisu.

[Hozuki Mangetsu: Holy crap, I almost didn't even notice that Transformation Technique!]

[Rasa: Very full-figured, no, very exquisite.]

Damn, I almost misspoke. Damn it, my attention got distracted. But Naruto really does have some clever ideas.

[Kushina: Naruto!]

At this point, Kushina was about to lose control of her fists. No, she had to let Naruto experience maternal love.

[Minato Namikaze: Naruto is truly unexpected.]

Although Naruto's idea was unique, Ebisu wasn't blind, and he immediately saw Naruto transformed into a female model.

"Damn it, I didn't expect you to find out."