He poured Li Tianming a small cup.
Li Tianming lowered his head and saw that the liquid shimmered in every color, its fragrance so refreshing that the entire Skyhold Sword Palace could smell it. It was absolutely nectar fit for the gods.
Forget drinking it—even a single whiff made every limb and bone feel as though it were transforming.
Good stuff!
Li Tianming raised the cup and took a sip. His entire body immediately burned, and the comfort rose from the depths of his bones.
"Good wine!" Li Tianming said.
"Of course. This is 'dragon piss wine,' one of Swordgod Star's greatest specialties."
Gongyang Yan drunkenly gave a thumbs-up.
Li Tianming laughed. "Didn't Master just say it was brewed from Tianjun-class vegetation? Why call it dragon piss wine? That makes it sound like there's piss in it."
"There is! There's piss! Your master personally went deep underground, pinned down a Tianjun-class vicious beast, the 'Fragrant Azure Dragon,' squeezed out its piss, and added it to the brew. That's how this delicacy was made! And let me tell you, Swordgod Star's Fragrant Azure Dragon really has an abundant supply of urine..."
Pfft!
Before Li Tianming could finish drinking, he sprayed out a mouthful.
"You brute! This is treasure—how could you waste it?!"
Lin Xiaodao flew into a rage, rose to his feet, and beckoned with a hand, drawing back the dragon piss wine Li Tianming had sprayed out and forcibly pouring it back down his throat. He muttered, "Fine wine must be savored slowly. You're still young—you need to learn more!"
"Fuck, mmph mmph mmph..."
Li Tianming's vision went black.
"Right, right, right."
The key was that Gongyang Yan was even cheering from the side.
After that cup of wine, Li Tianming had begun to question his life.
Lin Xiaodao and