[GAME OVER]
He Zhao woke up on the cold floor. Don't ask where the sofa went; you've already eaten it. He slowly exhaled a breath of stale air. This was his third time playing the Simulation Scenario [ Three Religions and Nine Streams ], and the series of big bosses that appeared one after another were truly terrifying.
The Great Lord Howling Abyss, stuck on the Second Layer of the Spirit Realm, Li Feng, secretly plotting in the City God Temple, are both formidable opponents. In comparison, Zacai Li and Gao Damo seem somewhat insignificant, like the lowest of the low.
If it weren't for some idiot who naively believed he was only trying to survive and had no defenses against him, it's questionable whether that Righteous Backstab would have succeeded.
A series of information prompts popped up in the upper left corner of the view.
[GAME OVER]
[Congratulations on surviving for 42 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes, and 54 seconds, you despicable and shameless traitor!]
[Rating: A-]
[Kill enemies: Zacai Li (1), Gao Damo (1), City God (1), Projection of Great Lord Howling Abyss (1), Grievous Soul (300)]
[Rewards: 160 Simulation Coin (score), 125840 Simulation Coin (kills), 5 draws]
[ My Wallet: 135,000 Simulation Coin.]
[Game over. The player's recorded " Lingering Grudge Method " has been saved.]
[Would you like to replay the Sims game?]
No, no, no.
Want to replay Der's heroic figure as he backstabs the enemy?
"Hehe, it's time for the Unlucky Person and the Lucky Person again."
Two big bosses from Three Religions and Nine Streams —who knows what good stuff they might pull out?
If he's just saying "if," and we happen to draw a bug-like Badge, cultivation method, or Divine Ability, then we'll be rich.
Corpses, Sacrificial Vessel, miscellaneous items, mini-bosses, and big bosses—all sorts of things—are laid out before you, awaiting the start of the lottery.
" Simulator, give me a try!"
The bamboo tube that appeared in the Void swayed gently, and a Bamboo Slip was flung out from it and fell to the ground.
"Snap!"
He eagerly flipped through it, and saw that it read -- [Above], and a stack of "banknotes" came into view.
This thing is all too familiar; it's a free way to get female coupons.
[Congratulations, player! You have received 10 Admission Ticket.]
"Is this a guaranteed draw? Simulator better promise me that I'll get 10 cards every time I beat a game, or you're a son of a bitch!"
The more Admission Ticket the better; as long as you win one, you'll make a profit.
If he could get ten tickets every time in the first lottery for passing the test, he would be laughing in his sleep.
"Come on, let's continue."
The Void Lottery Tube swayed in the air, and a Bamboo Slip fell down. When it was turned over, it read "[Superior]".
The image freezes on Li Yong, his face contorted with rage as he holds a Dragoon revolver, looking like he's about to unleash a murderous rage.
[Congratulations, player! You have obtained the carryable weapon - M1848 Dragoon Revolver!]
"Snap!"
A revolver fell from the Void and landed in front of him. He reached out and gently stroked the blue patterns on the gun and the exquisitely carved wooden handle.
[ Spirit Realm Messenger ], activated.
[M1848 Dragoon Revolver (Portable), (Six-Shot): High power, high rate of fire, extremely low failure rate. Indestructible, cannot be lost, can trigger random special effects.]
Once all bullets are used up, six will be replenished after 24 hours. In addition, bullets can not only kill, but also repel Fierce Specter that come to claim your life, buying you precious time to escape.
(Note: Portable means that you can bring any piece of equipment into any Simulation Scenario by paying the equivalent amount of Simulation Coin. You can only bring one piece of equipment each time you enter the Simulator.)
Before pulling the trigger of a revolver, you never know what effect will be triggered. Random special effects include Armor-Piercing, dragon's breath, explosion, blinding, shockwave, and paralysis.
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This gun is pretty awesome. Not only does it automatically regenerate ammo, but it can also repel Fierce Specter and has six random special effects. It would be even better if it also had the attribute of being silent and stealthy.
Simulator: "."
"Strike while the iron is hot!"
The Lottery Tube shook and fell to the ground with a thud.
When I turned it over, it said "[Top Top Top]".
"Oh ho, Three Upper Signs?"
At the same time, the image freezes on Li Feng, who is radiating golden light and has an imposing, dignified expression.
[Congratulations, player! You have earned the title " City God Program Error"!]
"???"
Simulator, have you been infected by a virus? You're showing a program error.
He hurriedly checked the title; he couldn't renege on his debt, or he'd sue him!
[ City God (title): The Lord of Yin Gods, in charge of the fortune, prosperity, and longevity of the local beings, and the capture of evildoers and wicked people. After wearing it, life and death battles will be fought, and the Judge's Brush will automatically fall into your hand to reward good and punish evil.]
(Note: Before this title takes effect, you must build a City God Temple that is uniquely yours, with a statue modeled after you seated in the main hall, receiving incense offerings from the local people. Also, you cannot force others to believe in you.)
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In an instant, two words flashed through his mind—incense offerings!!
That's a great thing; it can accelerate cultivation and has no side effects. However, if you're nitpicking, there are some flaws.
After using incense to cultivate himself, he became a bit lazy and didn't want to work hard anymore. He was always thinking about making money—or rather, making some incense.
He Zhao picked up his phone and made a call to Zhang Xuan.
There's a saying that goes, "When there's trouble, disciples will do the work."
"Hey, Ah Xuan. You want someone to make me the tallest statue of a god? Am I going to die? Who told you that?! What? Why would I need a statue if I'm not dead? Is it Grand Master Ancestor? I'm doing it because I want to."
By the way, which main hall on Dragon Tiger Mountain is the most popular with worshippers? Save me a spot. No spot? Then remove one of the deities and put my statue there!
Remember, Grand Master Ancestor, I want the best spot. Make my statue much taller than all the other gods. Why? Of course, it's to show my majesty, so that many people will offer incense to me."
He paused for a moment, then continued.
"If you're talking about Divine Role, exaggerate it, say as much as you can. Pray for children, make money, cure the sick, ward off disasters, provide protection—basically, the more good things you can say, the better."
When the statue is completed, you should hold a grand ceremony to invite Lao Tzu inside, making sure everyone in the Central District knows that an omnipotent god has arrived!
What did you say? Isn't that inappropriate? Inviting the god from the main hall might offend you. Bullshit! If He really dares to come looking for you, let him come to me. I'll have a good talk with Him and see if I can smash His head in."
"Beep beep beep"
The current Old Heavenly Master of the Orthodox Unity Sect wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
He simply couldn't understand what had gotten into his Grand Master Ancestor that he insisted on making a statue of himself and placing it in the main hall where incense was burning brightly, so that he could enjoy the offerings of the world.
After much deliberation, it seems inappropriate to replace any of the gods!
"Hey, why does Senior Brother look so worried?"
Several of his older junior Junior Brother, seeing his worried expression, couldn't help but ask him about it out of curiosity.
"Sigh, don't even mention it. I have a problem that I can't figure out a solution to."
"Hehe, Senior Brother. My recently accepted disciple once said something very insightful to me. Perhaps it can solve your problem."
"Oh, tell me quickly!" Zhang Xuan's eyes lit up immediately. The disciples his junior Junior Brother had taken in must be those children of powerful and wealthy families from all over the world. They had been exposed to such things since childhood, so their thinking was definitely more flexible than his own, an old fogey.
"Since we can't solve the problem, we can solve the person who raised it," the white-haired old man said smugly.
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The Old Heavenly Master remained silent for a long time, looking at his Junior Brother as if he were a complete idiot.
" My Grand Master Ancestor told me that we should make a statue of him."
The Junior Brother's expression changed, and for some reason, his legs started to tremble.
"He also said to find a large, well-known temple with many worshippers to put the statue inside."
"Plop--"
Zhang Xuan's Junior Brother swallowed again, vaguely sensing that something was wrong.
"The key point is, there's a specific position for everyone, and I told him there were no openings. Guess what he said?"
"What? What did you say?"
"Since there's no space, let's clear out a place for a god."
"!!"
The Junior Brother felt their scalps tingle; what arrogant words!
But when he thought about how his Grand Master Ancestor had been stirring up trouble lately, he realized it wasn't such a big deal.
"When Invoking a God, hold a grand ceremony, making sure the entire Central District knows about it. The more Divine Role, the better; may all good things be bestowed upon us."
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Everyone fell silent. Weren't they afraid of being crushed by a whole bunch of Divine Role?
"Alright, now please go and deal with the Grand Master Ancestor."
"Excuse me, I've disturbed you. Goodbye!"
"Slurp--"
The older junior Junior Brother vanished from Zhang Xuan's sight in a flash, leaving behind several sarcastic remarks before they left.
"Let's leave this kind of thing to our Senior Brother to worry about!"
"Who told you to be the current Celestial Master?"
There's a saying that goes, "The capable should do more."
On the other end, He Zhao rubbed his hands together, preparing to draw a few big prizes to show the Simulator what it means to be a born lucky Lucky Person.