"Hiss!"
There was a sound of tearing clothes. He Zhao held the strip of cloth in his hand and felt magical about Incense God's clothes.
It's obviously not a human being, but it feels and feels the same as a normal human body, and even the clothes it wears are real. Incense and Fire Prayer Power, it's really magical.
"I, I, I, I am Night Patrol God, the subordinate of City God, you, you. If you do that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, whatever, I will definitely not let you go."
He threatened in a stagnant tone, his tone not at all fierce and domineering, but rather a bit inexplicably guilty.
Why not, let three fierce-looking Dharma images be pressed against the wall, and there is a strong man with a strong back and waist stripping off his clothes, looking like he wants to "do" something.
Even if it is Yin God, he can't stand it and comes out to fool around, so no one should have any shame.
Especially Second Young Master He's eyes are full of possessiveness?
Having been a charioteer for decades, he has never seen such a weird person.
Great Qing Nation popular Longyang is basically a child with a handsome face.
Incense God named Li Cheng is a big man with a long beard. Can anyone like this?
In fact, He got distracted.
The person surnamed He is not coveted for its beauty, but he wants to swallow the god who is pressed against the wall. Let's not talk about <Incense God Path>, the other five Law Technique are really mouth-watering.
In addition to <Intimidating Person Technique>, Immobilization has great uses for invisibility, wall penetration, and ground shrinking.
Qi Refiner, I don't know how to use Law Technique. If you tell me, it will make people laugh.
"Chiliu--"
He wiped the saliva that had flowed out and tried his best to control himself so as not to swallow it all in one gulp.
After all, he is the god under City God, so it would be a small thing if he devoured the other party. If Li Feng were lured out of the temple to seek revenge, it would be very bad.
This fashionable guy is no match for anyone else. If a fight breaks out, he will definitely be the one to suffer.
After all, he can fight head-on with Projection, the clone of Great Lord Howling Abyss.
"Where did you hide the pen?"
At the critical moment, He Zhao asked.
Hearing this, Night Patrol God felt a sense of happiness rising from Hell to Heaven.
It's okay if you don't like Longyang's goodness!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu"
In great sorrow and joy, He burst into tears.
If you want a pen, just ask.
Why are you tearing off other people's clothes and drooling over my body?
A Straight Hair Brush appeared suddenly from Void.
Without saying anything, he picked up his pen and scrawled across Wang Wu's life story.
Get promoted and make a fortune?
You are so beautiful!
Then, he re-wrote a line of small characters in green script.
[On the morning of the 16th, I accidentally fell into a manure pit while going to the toilet and drowned.]
"Comfortable."
After thinking for a while, he turned back to his page.
Die young, check it out and rewrite it.
[Long life of a hundred years, all your wishes come true, many wives and concubines, many children and grandchildren.]
Then, I changed all my family members one after another.
Four generations living under one roof, a long life and so on, it seems like you have to add more to the above as if you don't need money.
In short, one word stands out - absolutely!
Night Patrol God watched Ruthless He Zhao helplessly, writing ticks on Book of Life and Death's copy, unable to stop it.
Even if I walk out tonight intact, I'm afraid it won't be easy to explain when I return to City God Temple.
Alas, what a sin!
On the other side, someone who became more and more addicted to writing, once wanted to "send" all the damned people in Jin City away. However, he suddenly stopped.
It's not that my conscience has discovered that I am afraid that the God who has not escaped will not be able to do business when I go back.
But if too many people die tomorrow, City God will definitely ask about it.
Suddenly, he modified the copy of Book of Life and Death. Wouldn't that make people aware?
Don't write it in vain!
"Forget it, forget it."
He threw the volume and Straight Hair Brush towards Night Patrol God, looking uninterested.
"Destiny is determined by fate. What can you do if you change Book of Life and Death? As the saying goes, the King of Hell wants you to die at the third watch. Who dares to leave someone until the fifth watch? What is supposed to come will always come.
Once you escape the disaster, even if you don't paint your life, you will naturally become blessed with good fortune and longevity. If you can't escape, you will still have to die if you write a lot of flowers in your life."
People have to bow their heads under the eaves. The people in front of them are not interested in Him. Maybe the interest will come, and a flower will bloom?
It's better to say something nice than to be a boring gourd.
"Okay, I'm not sexually interested in you. Tell me, why did you come to my house?"
"Huh--"
Night Patrol God breathed a sigh of relief. After struggling for a long time, we could finally talk about something serious.
"When my subordinates were on patrol, they noticed that an heretic demon had arrived in your He Mansion. Therefore, I came here to capture it."
"Are you the only one who is a god?"
He Zhao frowned, it wasn't that he looked down on the other party.
With the strength of Six Desires Demon, a mere Incense God may not be able to win, and the roles of both parties may have to be turned over.
It's hard to say who will save whom among them.
"The troops are not strong enough. In the entire Jin City eighty years, we have gathered only a thousand Yin Soldiers. As early as ten days ago, External Demonic Evil attacked our city repeatedly. At the beginning, we were able to do it with ease.
As time goes by, there are more and more evil spirits. Now, we can barely maintain patrols and vigilance, and dividing our troops to capture them is not enough. I heard that there was an invasion of evil spirits at the He Mansion, so I hurried over."
He told the truth. After receiving the news, he hurried on his way with <Shrink Ground Technique>.
Otherwise, it would be impossible to cast Rooting Technique once, and Intimidating Person Technique would be completely powerless to resist.
Otherwise, you will have to struggle a few times.
"No, are you sure you have fought against Six Desires Demon? You may not be able to defeat its strength."
"???"
Night Patrol God is confused, who is Six Desires Demon!
Then, He immediately realized that he might have said External Demonic Evil.
"No way. Although they are powerful, they are far from being invincible even to me, right?"
"What are the characteristics of the evil spirit you speak of?"
He Zhao noticed something was wrong and immediately asked.
"It seems weird but not weird! The main method is possession. The possessed person Immense Strength's body looks like it is forged from fine steel. And with the cold power surrounding him, ordinary Yin Soldiers is no match at all.
Anyone who is possessed by a possessed person will have his internal organs corroded into black mucus and lose all his soul after the evil spirit escapes. I can do it with Rooting Technique, but unfortunately Intimidating Person Technique can't.
This is why I say that evil spirits appear to be treacherous but not treacherous. Intimidating Person Technique can not only summon people's souls, but can also have an effect on treacherous creatures."
"No, the demon I met tonight. Possession is not the main method. It can transform the body Virtual-Real. When in the physical form, it has great strength and ghostly speed. It is protected by scale armor on the outside, which is much harder than fine steel."
After the words fell, everyone frowned.
"They are getting stronger little by little!" X2, both sides exclaimed at the same time.
"It's been so difficult for more than ten days. If you give them a while, I'm afraid they will go to heaven." Night Patrol God murmured to himself, feeling that the matter was getting serious.
"Mr. He, can you let me go? This is a serious matter and must be reported to City God as soon as possible for response."
"Okay."
He Zhao waved his hand, Three Manifestations drooled, and reluctantly released the hand holding Incense God.
Alas, let us take a bite and talk about it.
"Thank you!"
He cupped his fists and saluted, then hurried out.
"What happens tonight is known to God and earth, you know it and I know it."
"I know, I know."
Night Patrol God took a step forward and disappeared. Looking closely, he saw that the figure had already arrived in front of the courtyard gate.
<Shrink Ground Technique>Yeah!
Although it is not as good as Heavenly Dipper Divine Ability<Dive Abyss Shrink Ground>, it is easy to learn and consumes less. For example, after he got it, he tried his best and only shrunk a few centimeters.
"Jin City Yin God people in this period have a strong sense of responsibility and are down-to-earth and hard-working. Li Feng, Li Feng, how did you end up on the wrong path?" He touched his chin, confused.
A glimpse reveals the whole leopard. When Night Patrol God heard the news about Yin Soldiers, he immediately came to the He Mansion to prepare to capture the evil spirit without any fear. As you can imagine, City God is definitely not someone who just muddles along.
"Sleep."
If you can't figure it out, stop thinking about it.
Seeing that there were only a few hours left before dawn, he no longer wanted to practice hard. After struggling all night, he finally found a plate of delicious snacks, which he could only look at but not eat.
Turn sadness and anger into sleepiness and take a good rest.
There was no words for a night, and in a blink of an eye it was dawn.
Due to his strong mental value, he opened his eyes after dawn, got up, dressed and washed.
Originally, the family assigned him a maid, so he had someone to take care of him in daily life.
But He Zhao, apart from being taken care of by his biological mother when he was a child, has always grown up independently and is really not used to it.
Of course, the more important thing is that in his previous life, he never had a little girl by his side. He really doesn't like others to help him dress and wash his face, which makes him feel like a waste.
He Wangzu Hope son becomes dragon For the rest of his life, for the sake of his son's physical and mental health, the rule set by the family is that no maids are allowed before the age of sixteen, not even personal servants!
The former is because he is afraid that when his son grows up and becomes capable, he will not be able to bear it any longer. Or the woman who is serving the young master wants to get on top and climb on the bed, thus injuring Yuanyang.
The latter is because Great Qing Nation Longyang was somewhat prosperous. It is said that Jingcheng, where the emperor lives, has a well-known alley, and the backbone of it is the male and female branch.
If you have been with your personal servant for a long time and can't find a woman, Fire Qi comes up. If your son is self-taught and uses an iron rod to stir things up, he will be angry to death.
Why is the old man so clean?
Haha.
Who has never been young and has all the five poisons is He Wangzu.
Of course, Purchased Official Position made a lot of corrections after that, focusing solely on making money. Making money is a bit vulgar, but it is better than going to Brothel every day and making trouble in such a big mansion.
It was still Er Gouzi who led him to the dining hall for dinner.
Normally, Master He would start dinner as soon as he arrived, without waiting for his sons. He was the master. There were more than a hundred mouths in the house, all relying on him for food.
Today is different from the past.
Second Young Master He was the last one to arrive and found that I and my aunts did not use their chopsticks.
Everyone sat upright and waited for him without saying a word.
"Haha, my Kirin son is here? Sit down quickly, sit down quickly. Today I have your favorite rice cake. I specially asked the cooks to make it last night."
Good guy, you have shown your strength, Old Master He is really licking.
Well, after all, those in the officialdom would have been eaten alive if they didn't have a good brush and a thick skin.
Under the warm greeting of his cheap father, He Zhao sat on the chair. Everyone, without exception, looked at him in unison.
"Eat, just like before, just as usual."
He is indeed good at beer, but there is no need to show off in front of his family.
How can you kill your whole family over a trivial matter?
"Hehe, I'm telling you, madam, you are worrying too much. Look at our Kirin son, how can he not recognize his own family members? Besides, I rarely interfere in the affairs of the house, but I have a clear mind. You have never treated anyone badly."
He Wangzu hugged his wife Wang Lan and laughed.
"By the way, many families were attacked last night, including your uncle's Wang Mansion. Later, Zhao'er and you, Eldest Brother, will go to visit together."
In the past, there was definitely no second son.
But after what happened yesterday, the eldest son who needs interrogation is absolutely indispensable to him.
Of course, Master He feels that his family, Second Brother, looks down upon the family property in the house. But he must show an attitude and make his son feel valued.
In the future, the He family may ask for help from their bastard.
"Prefect What's your attitude?"
The second son, who has the most power to speak, most likely to become an immortal, opened his mouth, and the father hurriedly replied.
"I wrote a note and sent it to Jingcheng on a 800-mile rush. He said he would invite people from Imperial Observatory to come and eliminate demons and defend the country."
"Imperial Observatory?"
This Second Young Master He knows that it is equivalent to the ancient national observatory, which is responsible for observing astronomical phenomena and promulgating calendars. It has a chief and deputy supervisors, and there are three supervisors for spring, summer, mid-autumn, and winter.
"Well, in the past, I would have wondered why a group of people were invited to observe the weather. Last night, I saw a strange black shadow with my own eyes. I am afraid that Imperial Observatory is some kind of secret department similar to the Cicada-catching Bureau."
"Dad, what does Cicada-catching Bureau do?" the fifth son asked curiously.
Master He heard this and started popularizing science with great interest.
"The so-called sticky sticks mean that the living environment of large families is better. In addition to more houses, there are more trees. In summer, there are also many cicadas. In order not to disturb the master's rest, the servants have to use sticks to stick them."
"I know, sometimes I even go to cicadas with Goushengzi and the others!" He Han raised his hands and shouted, with an expression of praising me quickly.
"Don't interrupt, listen to me. It's a wealthy family, let alone Imperial Palace. So, an organization specializing in adhering to cicadas was born, and over time it was called Cicada-catching Bureau. Later, a prince took the idea of them.
On the surface, under the guise of sticking to the cicada, he secretly probed for information. After that, the prince successfully ascended the throne, and Cicada-catching Bureau, who has the power to follow the dragon, naturally became a popular department. "
Everyone looked like they were suddenly enlightened and gave the old man a big compliment.
The whole family finished their meal in a lively manner, and He Zhao followed Eldest Brother to visit Wang Mansion.
"Alas!"
"Eldest Brother Why sigh?"
Regarding his brother's inquiry, He Lei explained.
"Your kid only hangs out in school, bookstores, and at home. Naturally, he doesn't know what our uncle is. I really don't want to go!"
"To be precise, my eldest uncle is fine. Only my fifth uncle doesn't do human affairs. My fifth uncle has the same rank as my father, with an official position of Garrison Commander. He has five hundred soldiers under his command and is in charge of public security around Jin City.
This man is a shady person, and among Three Tyrants of Jin City, only the Wang family has been scolded the most. You can imagine how bad their reputation is. It is true that my father is making money, but he is making money from the Shang Family and rich families."
After the words fell, the two of them arrived at the Wang Mansion.
When they got off the car, they saw a handsome middle-aged man standing at the door of the house to greet them.
This person is none other than their cheap uncle Wang Ying.
"Uncle!"
The two of them gave a salute and did not wait for Wang Ying to step forward.
I saw a person running from the house, shouting as he ran.
"It's not good! Grandpa Wu fell into the manure pit!"