Douluo: Reviewing Bibi Dong, The Worst Pope in History
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Reviewing Bibi Dong, the Spirit Hall's Worst Pope

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Douluo Continent, Lonely Village...

Lu Yu lived alone on a mountain in the wilderness.

He had already made up his mind that he would never venture outside unless he possessed sufficiently powerful strength.

In the eighteen years since crossing into this world, he had been labeled the worst of all useless people because he could not awaken a martial soul.

But yesterday, he had finally awakened the Review System.

As long as he reviewed humans, Soul Beasts, or even Gods,

he could obtain rewards and change his fate from then on.

After preparing for an entire night, Lu Yu had already produced the first video he planned to review.

That person was the current Pope of Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong.

With a thought from Lu Yu!

A golden Heavenly Curtain instantly covered the sky above the entire Douluo Continent.

The Heavenly Curtain stood high above the nine heavens, like the sun.

Random Review has begun!

This review is being conducted by the Supreme Creator of the Universe. No one may question it.

Soul Masters, Soul Beasts, and Gods may all be reviewed and appear on the Heavenly Curtain.

The higher the score, the greater the reward, including but not limited to money, beauties, Soul Rings, Soul Bones, domains, Rare Inheritances, and more...

The lower the score, the corresponding punishment will be received.

As a string of golden opening statements appeared across the Heavenly Curtain,

all the various factions on the continent were drawn to it.

At Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong raised her head and gazed into the distance.

As she looked at the words "Supreme Creator of the Universe," awe filled her heart.

"The one behind the Heavenly Curtain Review—is he a magnificent existence far above the Gods?"

"Reviewing Soul Masters and Soul Beasts is one thing, but he even dares to review Gods!"

Bibi Dong let out an exclamation.

"Your Excellency, after investigating, we found that the Heavenly Curtain cannot be observed."

"The Heavenly Curtain seems to contain a power that does not belong to this world."

Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo appeared behind Bibi Dong and reported the situation.

The moment the Heavenly Curtain appeared, the two of them had immediately released their spiritual power to investigate.

They had gained nothing!

They could only conclude that the appearance of the Heavenly Curtain absolutely did not originate from the continent's power.

Bibi Dong's gaze remained calm.

"Stop investigating!"

"I want to see what this Heavenly Curtain plans to review next."

A trace of anticipation flashed through Bibi Dong's eyes.

As a Peerless Douluo, her spiritual power far surpassed that of Yue Guan and Gui Mei.

Even she could not spy on the source of the Heavenly Curtain's power.

Much less Chrysanthemum Ghost Douluo!

At the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, Ning Fengzhi, Sword Douluo, and Bone Douluo stood shoulder to shoulder, carefully examining the strange sight that had appeared in the sky.

"How interesting!"

"It reviews all beings, and even Soul Beasts and Gods may appear on the list."

"I wonder what my score will be, and whether I'll receive a reward?"

"If I can obtain a reward, then I, Ning Fengzhi, will have lived up to my sect."

Ning Fengzhi had experienced all kinds of great storms!

He was shocked by the appearance of the Heavenly Curtain for only a moment before completely accepting it.

Sword Douluo Chen Xin laughed heartily.

"Fengzhi, you're the strongest auxiliary Soul Master of the present age, as well as the leader of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect."

"In my view, your score definitely won't be low!"

Bone Douluo Gu Rong nodded in agreement.

"That's right, Fengzhi."

"Who in today's Soul Master world would dare not show you some respect?"

"Uncle Jian, Uncle Gu, then I'll borrow your auspicious words."

Ning Fengzhi smiled modestly.

Shrek Academy...

"Teacher, you're knowledgeable and clever. What do you think of this Heavenly Curtain Review?"

Tang San and the others surrounded Yu Xiaogang and asked curiously.

They had no clue about this sort of matter.

They did not even know what was going on.

Yu Xiaogang smiled indifferently.

"Xiao San, this is a great opportunity!"

"The higher someone's score, the greater the reward they'll receive."

"If anyone can obtain a reward issued by the Heavenly Curtain,

then it will certainly be a good thing."

Yu Xiaogang spoke at length.

He placed all his hopes of changing his fate on the Heavenly Curtain Review.

He was useless and would never be able to break through Rank 30 in this lifetime.

But the appearance of the Heavenly Curtain might now allow him to defy heaven and change his fate.

He was the Number One Theory Master of the Continent.

Yu Xiaogang believed that his score definitely would not be low.

As Tang San had said, he was the most learned Grandmaster on the entire continent.

Based on that alone, his score should at least be an astonishing number.

"Hahaha!"

"Every disciple of my Shrek is a Little Monster rarely seen in ten thousand people."

"If every one of them receives a reward, wouldn't I be able to obtain a great deal of money?"

The moment Flender heard this, he had already begun fantasizing about his dream of possessing a fortune worth billions.

He had absolute confidence in the Little Monsters he had trained.

"I wonder which distinguished person will be reviewed first?"

After watching for a while, the various factions had begun growing curious about the Heavenly Curtain's first review.

Seeing that the time was right, Lu Yu began uploading the first review video.

Reviewing Bibi Dong!

The worst Pope in Spirit Hall's history!

As the Heavenly Curtain changed,

an eye-catching title immediately caused an uproar across the continent.

"The first person being reviewed is actually Spirit Hall's Pope, Bibi Dong."

"Looks like there's going to be a good show!"

A smile lifted the corners of Ning Fengzhi's lips.

Just from the opening alone, anyone who dared to call Bibi Dong the worst Pope in Spirit Hall's history was clearly going to produce a far-from-simple video.

Ning Fengzhi had a premonition!

This video could very well send tremors through all the various factions.

At the Heaven Dou Imperial Palace, Qian Renxue frowned and murmured,

"Bibi Dong may be the worst and most irresponsible mother in the world."

"But to say she's the worst Pope, she shouldn't be quite that bad."

Qian Renxue did not understand Bibi Dong's actions.

But she knew one thing clearly: Bibi Dong was very powerful.

Her current strength had already surpassed that of her father, Qian Xunji, when he was still alive.

In a sense, Bibi Dong should be above Qian Xunji.

After all, on Douluo Continent, strength was supreme.

The standard for measuring everything was naturally power!

"Bastard!"

"Who exactly dares to slander Your Excellency, the Pope?"

Inside Spirit Hall, Chrysanthemum Douluo flew into a rage when he saw the words "worst Pope."

But when he thought that the creator of the Heavenly Curtain might be an existence he could not afford to offend,

he immediately swallowed the words he had not yet finished saying.

Ghost Douluo did not dare say anything.

To review Bibi Dong as the worst Pope in front of the entire world—

that was simply audacious beyond belief.

Bibi Dong's face darkened to the extreme, killing intent and indignation swirling in her eyes.

She wanted to see what basis

the reviewer had for calling her the worst Pope!

Her current strength was that of a Level 99 Peerless Douluo.

She was also a rare Soul Master on Douluo Continent who had successfully cultivated Twin Martial Souls, as well as the inheritor of the Rakshasa God.

With all this alone, she could not possibly be the worst Pope.

Hu Liena also spoke up in defense of Bibi Dong.

"How dare he call Teacher the worst Pope in history? I say this reviewer simply doesn't understand."

"Teacher is the most outstanding Soul Master I've ever seen, and also the Pope most revered by everyone in Spirit Hall."

Just as the various factions were discussing this heatedly,

a golden radiance flashed across the Heavenly Curtain!

The review video had truly begun!

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