Douluo: Reviewing Bibi Dong, The Worst Pope in History
Chapter 34

Taking Stock of the Biggest Sucker, Dugu Bo's Mentality Collapsed

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The hundred-thousand-year White Shark Demoness Xiao Bai no longer chose to believe in Poseidon.

It had become Poseidon's follower because he had intervened in a battle among sea creatures, repeatedly claiming that he wished to preserve peace in the ocean.

Xiao Bai and her clan were not bloodthirsty by nature.

They only wanted their clan to live freely and peacefully in the sea.

That was why Xiao Bai had believed in Poseidon!

Now that she knew Poseidon was a hypocritical God, and that his supposed protection of oceanic peace had all been for his own selfish interests—

Naturally, she would not be foolish enough to continue serving him.

Under the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King's destruction, Sea God Island looked as though it had suffered a natural catastrophe, no longer retaining its former splendor.

Among the Seven Sacred Pillars, even Sea Horse Douluo and Sea Delusion Douluo had fallen in battle.

No one could withstand the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King's fury.

After doing all this, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King returned to the Demon Whale Domain with his wife and child.

Yet when it came to the future, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King felt utterly lost.

He was only one step away from becoming a god.

To transform into a dragon and ascend, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King had worked tirelessly over the years, devouring countless marine Soul Beasts.

But now, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King no longer dared take that final step.

The God Realm did not permit Soul Beasts to become gods!

For the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King to seek ascension was destined to be nothing but a fool's dream.

Even if Sea God Poseidon's divine power was sealed and he could not stop him now—

The moment he attempted to become a god, other Gods would certainly destroy him.

A Soul Beast's ascension was a dead end.

Only now did the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King understand why Di Tian had always kept his cultivation suppressed.

He had encountered Di Tian before!

With Di Tian's extraordinarily high bloodline, he could have ascended long ago.

Unlike himself, who needed to devour countless Soul Beasts before he could transform into a dragon.

The Deep Sea Demonic Whale King had once thought Di Tian was free of worldly desires and had no interest in ascending to godhood.

Now, it seemed Di Tian simply knew how to assess the situation.

Unless the Master Di Tian spoke of changed the current state of Soul Beasts, they could only remain in the lower realm forever.

"Wife, let us join forces with Di Tian and work together for the revival of Soul Beasts."

After careful consideration, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King spoke solemnly.

He was a selfish Soul Beast. In the past, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King had never wanted to waste his energy getting involved in the revival of Soul Beasts.

He had cared only about whether he could become a god and whether his wife and child could accompany him to the God Realm.

Now, his chance to become a god had been sealed off by the God Realm.

The Deep Sea Demonic Whale King had only one path left: joining forces with Di Tian.

The Demon Empress nodded!

"Husband, I support you!"

The Demon Empress was the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King's capable and devoted wife.

No matter what the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King wanted to do, she gave him her full support.

"Tomorrow, I will set out for the Core Zone to meet Di Tian and the Master he speaks of."

The Deep Sea Demonic Whale King made up his mind.

He did not take his wife and child with him.

For one thing, the ocean was their home ground.

Someone had to guard their nest.

Unless absolutely necessary, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King did not wish to implicate the Demon Empress and his daughter.

For another, if Tang San appeared in the ocean—

The Demon Empress would kill him immediately.

The Deep Sea Demonic Whale King was filled with hostility toward Tang San, whom he had never even met.

Whether for himself or for the greater cause of Soul Beasts, Tang San had to die.

Unfortunately, Tang San's whereabouts were currently unknown.

Otherwise, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King would have chopped him to pieces.

Before setting out, the Deep Sea Demonic Whale King carefully arranged everything.

Elsewhere...

The video Lu Yu had stayed up all night making was finally complete.

Without hesitation, Lu Yu chose to upload it.

In an instant...

The Heavenly Curtain changed in sync!

Reviewing Poison Douluo Dugu Bo!

Douluo's Biggest Sucker!

The eye-catching title instantly drew everyone's attention.

Even the gods of the God Realm became interested.

"Interesting!"

"To be called the biggest sucker by the Heavenly Curtain!"

"It seems this human named Dugu Bo must have had an incredibly miserable life."

A teasing smile curved across the God of Evil's lips.

The long years in the God Realm had left both him and the God of Goodness feeling exceedingly bored.

He and the God of Goodness often found excuses to sneak down to the lower realm for amusement.

Now, the appearance of the Heavenly Curtain had not only brought opportunities to the God Realm, but also a different kind of entertainment.

The God of Evil was very curious about just how miserable Dugu Bo's experiences had been for him to be judged as the biggest sucker.

He had not been this invested in the earlier reviews of the Asura God and the Sea God.

Heaven Dou City...

When Dugu Bo saw his own name appear and realized he was being reviewed, he was instantly at a loss.

"What does this mean?"

"Though this old man's life has been tragic, it's not to the point of being called Douluo's biggest sucker, is it?!"

Dugu Bo's expression darkened somewhat.

Beside him, Dugu Yan could not help worrying about Dugu Bo.

"Grandpa, your score won't be negative too, will it...?"

A negative score meant punishment!

Dugu Yan did not want to see her own Grandpa punished.

Dugu Bo grew nervous.

He began recalling whether he had committed any grave mistakes in his life.

After thinking it over and over, Dugu Bo could not think of anything inappropriate.

Just then, the review began.

My name is Dugu Bo. I was born into a top-tier family of snake-type Martial Souls.

My Martial Soul was called the Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor. It was a renowned Beast Spirit across the continent, and from the moment of my Martial Soul Awakening, I possessed the fearsome Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor's Poison.

The Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor's Poison granted me immense power, but it also came with a fatal flaw.

Everything in the world has its good and bad sides. As time passed, the Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor's Poison would continuously accumulate within a Soul Master's body. Without sufficient strength to suppress the poison, one would eventually suffer backlash from this power and die.

Ever since I was young, my father had warned me that I had to cultivate diligently. Otherwise, sooner or later, I would die because of the Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor's Poison.

Under that pressure, I never dared slack off in my cultivation. All I wanted was to reach a stronger realm and suppress the poison within my body.

Later, I witnessed my father die from the backlash of the Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor's Poison with my own eyes. The Soul Masters in my clan who had awakened the Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor Martial Soul also fell one after another.

The Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor's Poison was far too tyrannical. Only by breaking through to the rank of Title Douluo could one completely suppress it. Otherwise, it was a fatal curse that would forever hang over my head.

I could not grieve over my father's departure for too long. I began traveling abroad to seek my own opportunities and trials.

Because of my Martial Soul, most Soul Masters avoided me like the plague. My personality gradually became withdrawn, and I rarely interacted with others.

Then one day, I met a woman who captured my heart, and for one of the few times in my life, I experienced happiness.

Not long after we got together, she became pregnant, and I was overjoyed.

I had thought that happiness would continue forever, but fate was unpredictable. The wife I loved most died from complications during childbirth, leaving behind only a newborn son.

My heart felt as though it were being torn apart, and I could not stop the tears from pouring down. Fate had taken another of my loved ones from me.

After my grief passed, I continued living with my only son. Like me, he awakened the Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor Martial Soul. Reaching the rank of Title Douluo had already become an obsession for me.

If I could not break through to become a Title Douluo, not only would I die, but my son would die as well.

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