Douluo: Left Hand Golden Cudgel, Right Hand Pangu Axe
Chapter 45

Freeloading Skill: Big Brother Halo (Fourth Update!!!)

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Spirit Hall.

"A bunch of trash! It would be one thing if you hadn't found that Titled Douluo after all this time, but you don't even have a single clue! What's the point of Spirit Hall raising useless trash like you?"

An unrivaled woman dressed in a luxurious black robe embroidered with golden patterns, wearing a Purple Gold Crown with nine twists and holding a two-meter-long scepter studded with countless gemstones, was berating the masters of the various branch halls kneeling below her.

Even anger could not diminish the near-perfect beauty of her jade-white face.

She was the current Pope of Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong!

She was also the subject of countless Douluo fans' late-night fantasies.

Even Mo Lang felt that Bibi Dong was a perfect woman. Her beauty, figure, temperament, and mature-woman status that men craved... pfft! Her status as Pope all inspired an urge to conquer her.

If not for the fact that Qian Renxue was Bibi Dong's daughter, Mo Lang might have...

Ahem.

Ever since Mo Lang had displayed the strength of a peak Titled Douluo, every major force had been desperately searching for his whereabouts. Spirit Hall was naturally no exception.

Bibi Dong in particular was a woman who wanted to conquer the entire Douluo Continent. If she could recruit that peak Titled Douluo, her plans to unify the continent could be greatly accelerated!

But nearly a week had passed, and Spirit Hall still had no news of him. How could she not be anxious?

"Reporting to Your Holiness, there is actually one piece of good news."

At that moment, a bishop from one of the branch halls spoke.

"Oh? What good news? Let's hear it." Bibi Dong's eyes flashed with a sharp gleam, and she began to feel hopeful.

"Reporting to Your Holiness, the Heaven Dou Empire and the Star Luo Empire have also found no clues."

"..."

The smile on Bibi Dong's face froze. Finally, she sighed. "Drag him out and kill him."

After dismissing the red-clad bishops, a shadow appeared beside Bibi Dong. It was Ghost Douluo Guimei.

He bent at the waist and said respectfully, "Your Holiness, I heard that three terrifying auras appeared in the Star Dou Great Forest some time ago. Do you think...?"

"Then you will investigate it. Find out everyone who entered the Star Dou Forest that day if possible, and ask whether they saw the other party's face clearly."

"Yes!"

Shrek Academy.

"You're simply wasting food! It's completely unhygienic!"

He could tolerate Mo Lang grilling meat over charcoal, but when he started throwing tofu, eggplant, peppers, and even steamed buns onto the grill, he could no longer endure it.

Ten minutes later.

"This smells amazing! Headmaster—no, Master, please accept me as your disciple! This barbecue is incredible! I've never eaten anything so delicious!"

After tasting the barbecue, Shao Xin practically wanted to lick the grill clean.

It was just too delicious!

"Barbecue is actually quite simple. Aside from controlling the heat, the essence lies in the seasoning. I'll give you some later. And don't call me Master."

"Sure thing, Master."

For someone passionate about cooking, learning how to make a new dish was no different from obtaining a new soul ring.

After grilling for a while, Shao Xin and Oscar took over from Mo Lang.

As for why Oscar was involved, Ning Rongrong loved eating it. How could Oscar not learn?

Men and women were alike. Once you captured someone's stomach, every time they ate that food, they would think of you. Slowly, they would become unable to leave you.

A truly high-level Sea King did not rely on chasing people, but on attraction.

Otherwise, why would there be so many people carpooling, sharing rooms, and sharing afternoon tea?

It was all about attraction.

"By the way, Headmaster, I've always had a question for you. During the days Your Holiness disappeared, a Titled Douluo appeared in Sunset Forest and fought two Bone Dragons. He even won. I want to ask whether that Titled Douluo was you?"

After eating and drinking his fill, Flender asked curiously. Although he had already more or less guessed the answer, he still wanted confirmation.

"That's right, it was me. If you hadn't mentioned it, I nearly would have forgotten. I gained quite a few good things that time, and I'll give them to you now."

Mo Lang gave all the immortal herbs he had obtained to Tang San and the others.

"This is the Singular Velvet Sky Chrysanthemum!"

"This is the Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower!"

"This is the Eight Petal Immortal Orchid!"

"This is the Shuixian Yuji Bone!"

"This is the Aromatic Silk Beauty!"

"This is the Full Moon Wearing Autumn Dew!"

Every time Mo Lang took out an immortal herb, Tang San was utterly shocked. He had never expected Mo Lang to possess so many immortal medicinal herbs!

"Headmaster, isn't this inappropriate?" Flender said with a frown. "They're still so young. Won't taking such immortal herbs be like pulling up seedlings to help them grow?"

"It's fine. These immortal herbs mainly strengthen their foundations and nourish their vitality. At their current level, they cannot absorb much of the medicinal effects anyway. The remaining effects will lie dormant in their bodies and gradually assist them as they grow older and stronger."

After explaining, Mo Lang swept his gaze over Tang San and the others. "Besides attending the classes arranged by the other teachers at Shrek, I'll also teach you one class every month."

"As for the content of the class, it's getting beaten up!"

"Headmaster, isn't this inappropriate?" Flender frowned again. "They're still so young. How could they withstand your strength? Let me bear this pain instead."

"Flender is right, Boss. They're all students. Leave this getting-beaten-up business to me!" Zhao Wuji said, patting his chest.

The sight of this pair of jokers gave Mo Lang a headache. Without the Titled Douluo Experience Card, his current strength could not help them.

"Huh? It actually works?"

Mo Lang subconsciously used Insight on Flender, only to discover that the Eye of Insight indicated that it was possible. He was rather surprised.

Wasn't I only a Soul King? How could I help a Soul Saint temper his body?

"No, I'm already a level 63 Soul Emperor!"

Mo Lang suddenly remembered the sign-in reward he had received before falling unconscious. One of them had increased his Soul Power by ten levels.

With his increased Soul Power, along with the transformations from Innate Divine Strength and Star Power, his strength might have long since surpassed that of a Soul Saint!

That meant his current overall strength was fully comparable to a Soul Douluo!

No!

Didn't he still have the Pangu Soul Bone Gift Pack?

If he obtained Pangu Soul Bones, wouldn't he be able to use the Pangu Axe?!

Thinking of this, Mo Lang impatiently opened the gift pack description he had not been able to view earlier.

Pangu Soul Bone Gift Pack: Whenever Tang San obtains a soul bone (excluding External Soul Bones), you will randomly obtain one soul bone. Tang San's current soul bones: 0

Damn!

After reading the description, Mo Lang raised his middle finger at the system.

He had clearly come here to be the big brother, yet he had ended up becoming Tang San's nanny!

And worst of all, Tang San's External Soul Bone did not count.

However, when he thought about how he would continue freeloading off Tang San in the future, Mo Lang quickly accepted it.

Wait!

Hadn't he also obtained something else?

Mo Lang remembered that he had received three items from this sign-in, and immediately looked at the third item.

Big Brother Halo.

The ultimate freeloading divine skill is here! Everyone, guess what it is!

I'm begging for Recommendation Tickets!!

The new book ranking is about to fall even with five updates a day. I'm begging you dear readers to show some support!

I update ten thousand words every day. It's not too much to ask for a free Recommendation Ticket, right?

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