Douluo: Left Hand Golden Cudgel, Right Hand Pangu Axe
Chapter 46

Because It Was the Best Testament to Our Love

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"What kind of thing was this Big Brother Halo?"

Looking at the strange name, Mo Lang curiously opened its description, thinking at the same time, Could it be even more awesome than my Protagonist Halo?

Big Brother Halo: Every time the Shrek Seven Devils collectively advanced one level, the protagonist would automatically be rewarded with one level!

Holy shit!

After reading it, Mo Lang's thousand thoughts condensed into those two quintessential words.

Mo Lang was already level 63. Advancing another level was extremely difficult.

Meanwhile, the Shrek Seven Devils were not even level 30 on average yet, so advancing was very easy for them.

With this Big Brother Halo, as long as he urged the Shrek Seven Devils to cultivate, he could simply sit back and wait to level up!

This was practically freeloading off every single one of the Shrek Seven Devils!

It felt amazing!

Freeloading was the best!

At once, Mo Lang's slight misgivings toward the system vanished without a trace.

"Ahem. You two wait for now. Tomorrow night, I'll start giving them their first lesson. Flender, come over after they're done. As for Zhao Wuji, wait until next month. Your body hasn't recovered yet. You should understand that haste makes waste."

Mo Lang was already itching to test the effects of this Big Brother Halo.

"Alright, we'll follow the dean's arrangements in everything!"

The moment Flender heard that he could get beaten up tomorrow, he was overjoyed.

"Flender, have you all fried your brains? Do you like getting beaten up that much?"

Shao Xin and the other teachers, unable to understand, pulled Flender aside and asked him.

"Sigh, you don't understand. Actually, it's like this..."

Looking at these old companions who had followed him for so many years, Flender did not hide anything. Besides, he had already been scheduled for a beating tomorrow, so it no longer mattered.

"You're saying that after getting beaten up, not only can it eliminate old hidden injuries left behind from past wounds, but it can also open up some meridians and increase Soul Power?!"

"Yes."

"Do we look that easy to fool?"

"..."

"Zhao Wuji was only a level 76 Soul Sage before, right? Take a look now. Isn't his Soul Power about the same as mine?"

After Zhao Wuji slightly revealed his Soul Power...

"Dean, when can you arrange for me to get beaten up too?"

"Dean, we were the first to know each other, and our martial souls are both staffs. Can you arrange for me to go earlier?"

"Master! As the saying goes, once a master, always a father. From today onward, you are my father!"

"Holy shit! Shao Xin, you dead fatso, aren't you being way too shameless? How old are you? How old is the dean?"

"Pah! How shameless!"

"Enough!"

Listening to the words of these Shrek Academy teachers, even Mo Lang, thick-skinned as he was, found himself unable to handle these old hands.

He coughed and said, "Stop arguing. Li Yusong will be the day after tomorrow, Shao Xin the day after that, and then Lu Qibin."

"Yes!"

Hearing that they had been put on the schedule, everyone happily resumed grilling their skewers.

"Lang-ge, how do we take these immortal herbs?"

Dai Mubai and the others had originally called Mo Lang Dean, but Mo Lang later asked them to call him Lang-ge.

"Right, how could I forget about that?"

Looking at the Shrek Six Monsters, each holding an immortal herb, Mo Lang recalled that after taking these herbs, their strength would soar again. Wouldn't that mean he could freeload several levels tonight?

He immediately said to Tang San, "Xiao San, tell them how to take them. Then take them tonight. We'll stand guard for you."

"Alright, Lang-ge!"

Tang San was also impatient. After all, Full Moon Wearing Autumn Dew would be of tremendous use to his Purple Demon Eye.

"Thank you, Lang-ge!"

"Lang-ge, I love you to death!"

After hearing what their respective immortal herbs could do for them, the Shrek Six Monsters all cried out excitedly.

Ma Hongjun in particular, upon hearing that the Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower could resolve the evil fire within his body, immediately pounced at Mo Lang.

Mo Lang kicked him away with one foot.

Was he joking? With that grease-covered face and hands of yours, dream on if you think you're rubbing them on me.

"A Lang, why did everyone else get a gift while I didn't?"

Seeing that every member of the Shrek Seven Devils had an immortal herb while Mo Lang showed no intention of giving her a gift, Xiao Wu immediately lost her composure and demanded an explanation.

"Haha, don't be impatient. Your gift is the most precious, so naturally it has to come last." Mo Lang laughed and took out the Lovesick Heartbreak Red, handing it to Xiao Wu.

The Shrek Six Monsters, who had been preparing to take their immortal herbs, could not help stopping and watching curiously when Mo Lang took out another one.

"This immortal herb is called Lovesick Heartbreak Red. When picking it, you must hold the one you love in your heart, with complete sincerity and devotion, then drip a drop of blood onto its petals. If there is even the slightest trace of divided affection, then even if you cough up blood and die, you will never be able to pick the flower.

"Once the flower is picked, as long as it remains by its owner's side, it will never wither. The stone beneath the flower is called Wu Jue. If it is forcibly destroyed, this Lovesick Heartbreak Red will likewise lose all its medicinal power!"

Mo Lang personally explained it to Xiao Wu and also told her the legend of Lovesick Heartbreak Red, causing her eyes to redden at once.

During the days Mo Lang had been away, she had truly been just like the flower's name—lovesick to the point of heartbreak, missing Mo Lang every moment.

Now that she saw this flower, she felt that it was fate and understood Mo Lang's feelings.

Holding the Lovesick Heartbreak Red, Xiao Wu closed her eyes. She did not need to deliberately think of him; Mo Lang's face naturally appeared before her, tugging at her heartstrings.

Then she bit open her fingertip, and a drop of bright red blood fell onto the Lovesick Heartbreak Red. The flower quietly dropped down, landing in Xiao Wu's delicate hand.

Seeing this, Mo Lang and Xiao Wu met each other's eyes without prior agreement. In each other's eyes, they saw only the other, their gazes filled entirely with one another.

Seeing this, Zhu Zhuqing looked at Dai Mubai again and found that he was looking at her as well. Whether because she had been affected by the atmosphere or for some other reason, Zhu Zhuqing's face immediately reddened, and she quickly turned her head away.

Some said that when you were smiling your happiest, the first person you looked at was the person you liked.

Perhaps she simply could not face it because of certain obsessions.

"Xiao Wu, hurry up and eat it too. That way, you can catch up to Lang-ge sooner."

Looking at the Lovesick Heartbreak Red, Ning Rongrong felt a surge of jealousy. She wanted Xiao Wu to eat it soon so she would not have to keep looking at it and feeling sour.

"I won't eat it." Xiao Wu shook her head and looked at the Lovesick Heartbreak Red in her hand. "How could I bear to consume such an immortal herb just like that?"

She gazed at Mo Lang deeply and said, "A Lang, didn't you say that once it recognized an owner, it would never wither? Then I want it to stay by my side forever, to love and cherish it, because it is the best testament to our love."

"Xiao Wu."

Hearing Xiao Wu's heartfelt confession, Mo Lang pulled her into his arms.

If there had not been so many people watching, Mo Lang definitely would have kissed her.

After hearing Xiao Wu's heartfelt confession, the jealousy in Ning Rongrong's heart vanished completely, leaving behind only envy.

Perhaps only a woman like Xiao Wu was worthy of someone like Lang-ge.

"Wow, I can't take this anymore! We just finished eating grilled skewers, and now we're being force-fed lovey-dovey nonsense. Lang-ge, Xiao Wu, watch yourselves! This place is full of single dogs!"

"Exactly! Teasing single people is against the law!"

Seeing this, Ma Hongjun and the others were also deeply envious.

Growing old together through hardship was the love people pursued all their lives.

"There's one more gift for you."

Mo Lang took out the Two Great Dragon Kings' Soul Bones.

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