Honkai, But Spirit Simulator

## "Rita, what are those you're holding?"

Rita had no intention of hiding anything, so Durandal naturally saw the bag of discs in her hand.

"Discs?"

"That's right, and A-Vs at that."

"A…V?"

A large question mark appeared above Durandal's head.

"A…animal videos? Animal videos?"

As expected of her, as long as she doesn't know what A-V stands for, she won't be misled by Rita's words.

"As expected of Captain, you guessed correctly." Rita said calmly and elegantly.

"Are there… cough, any kittens?" Bianka asked, seemingly a little embarrassed.

This one seems to be a cat person.

"Of course, there are. Would you like to watch, Captain?"

"If you don't mind… it wouldn't hurt to take a look."

"Captain? Vice-Captain? What are you two talking about?" Just as Durandal and Rita were chatting enthusiastically, Alvitr, the Unfading Blade's workhorse, suddenly appeared.

…What perfect timing.

"We're discussing A-Vs."

Durandal answered straightforwardly, while the maid was already covering her mouth and giggling.

"AAAAAAA——V?"

This very misleading term gave our workhorse Miss a big fright.

The Captain and Vice-Captain of the Unfading Blade are openly discussing such shameless things as A-V in the hallway. If this gets out, the image of the Unfading Blades Squad will be completely ruined, right?

Well… but thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem too shameless.

After all, it's understandable that they suddenly become interested in lewd things at this age, and it's actually quite normal physiologically.

But…

Alvitr looked at the bag full of discs in Rita's hand…

Hiss—

Alvitr gasped. As the technician of the Unfading Blade's Third Division, Alvitr could roughly estimate how many discs were in the bag just by looking at how bulging it was.

Just by looking at it… there were at least thirty, right? If there were more, there might be as many as fifty.

Assuming each video is thirty minutes long, then these two would probably spend the whole day watching videos in their room.

If it's an average of one hour, then it's enough for these two to watch for two days.

The Captain and Vice-Captain of the Unfading Blade watching such adult-only discs together in their room… if this gets out, the consequences would be unimaginable.

"What's wrong? Alvitr?"

Durandal looked at Alvitr, whose face was changing rapidly, with confusion.

"Could it be that you want to watch too?"

"Um… Captain Bianka, this, this… isn't that good?"

Don't include me in this kind of thing!

I, Alvitr, am a decent person!

"? What's wrong with it? What's wrong with watching A-V together?" Her Captain's expression didn't seem to be joking at all.

A-V is the biggest problem—!

Although Alvitr really wanted to shout this at Bianka's ear with a loudspeaker.

But… forget it, she doesn't want to be buried by Vice-Captain Rita yet.

"Hey, Miss Maid, the muscles on your face are about to cramp."

The maid, the source of all evil, almost couldn't hold back when she saw the scene of the two talking at cross-purposes.

Of course, Liu Bai, who reminded her, almost couldn't hold back either… it was really too interesting.

"Cough, no, no need, if I want to watch, I'll find it online myself."

Alvitr politely refused. As an Unfading Blade technician, it couldn't be easier to find this kind of thing online. Going a little further, even the corresponding websites… cough, she could find them if she wanted to.

This is the power of technology!

"Online? Then how about we copy it and watch it together?"

"Captain… this…"

The Captain in her impression wasn't such a shameless woman!

Vice-Captain? Rita, please save me!

...Oh, it's just the disc Rita bought, never mind then.

Don't let myself become research material for the two captains' action studies...

"Uh... I just remembered I have work to do, that..." Alvitr, in her anxiety, came up with a reason her captain would never refuse.

"Work, huh? Well, there's nothing you can do about that."

Bianka nodded. With her serious nature, the work excuse was surprisingly effective.

However, the next moment, Durandal suddenly looked suspicious and stopped Alvitr, who was about to turn and leave.

"Wait, isn't the entire Unfading Blades Squad on standby right now? What work? A side job?"

By the way, Durandal's sensitivity to work-related matters is also quite high...

"..."

Oh, right, these two are my immediate superiors.

"This poor kid..." Liu Bai couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing beside them. Anyway, no one could hear him. "She might as well have said she was going to train."

Rita nodded elegantly and politely.

...She wanted to laugh too.

"Um, this... ahem, our sub-captain asked me to look up some information."

Pass the buck, pass the buck.

"Miss Rita, do you think the two of you have already turned into perverted le-sbians in this girl's eyes?"

Perverted... le-sbian...

Liu Bai's words made Rita's expression freeze.

"That's a bit troublesome, isn't it?"

Rita tilted her head and muttered, so engrossed in watching that she forgot this would damage her reputation.

"Since Team Member Alvitr doesn't want to watch animal videos, then we won't force her. Go look up the information."

Considering her image, Rita finally spoke up to smooth things over.

Animal videos?

animalvideo?

Is this a warning not to spread rumors?

Alvitr revealed a knowing look. Got it! As a member of the Unfading Blades, she had received professional training.

No problem! I'll definitely keep this a secret! Even if Bishop tortures me, Alvitr won't say a word!

"I bet you five mao, you and she are also having a cross-server chat."

Liu Bai was laughing so hard he was floating upside down.

"This girl doesn't believe what you're saying is true at all. Now it's really milk spilled on her panties."

Hilarious, so hilarious.

Liu Bai's subtle description made the corner of Rita's mouth twitch slightly.

You're the one with milk spilled on your panties!

"It really is just animal videos... Look."

Rita even thoughtfully opened the bag so that Alvitr could see the animal cover on the disc.

"Yes! Just animal videos!"

Alvitr patted her chest to guarantee.

As expected of Vice-Captain Rita!

She had already printed a disguise on the disc so that she could easily use this excuse to get away with it in case of an accident.

If the captains hadn't told me themselves, I would never have imagined that these discs with cute little animals printed on them would be A-V.

As for animalvideo?

That must have been an excuse she had thought of long ago!

Who in their right mind would abbreviate animalvideo to A-V? Did they get their head stuck in a door?

At this moment, Alvitr seemed to see through everything.

Chapter 55: Fu Hua - Growth

"Rita, I think the best way to deal with this now is to kill her and silence her. Have you thought about what to plant? I think an apple tree would be nice."

Liu Bai suggested to Rita, watching Alvitr trot away quickly.

You can tell from the way she's running away from the scene of the crime that this girl didn't listen to Rita's explanation at all.

In response, Rita rolled her eyes at the air, not even thinking about who was responsible for her making such a joke.

Although she had only made that joke to Bianka on a whim...

"I think it's better to plant some flowers and plants."

But to be fair, Rita admitted that she was a little tempted by Liu Bai's suggestion.

"What's wrong with flowers and plants?"

Bianka still hadn't realized that something was wrong.

It was rare to find such a pure child who didn't even have the term AdultVideo in their mind.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly felt like doing some gardening." Rita gave Durandal an elegant smile. "Let's not talk about that. I suddenly remembered that I still have some maid work to do. As for watching movies... maybe next time."

Although Durandal was adorably straightforward, if someone asked about this, and Durandal blurted out, "Rita and I watched A-V"... please forgive Rita for not having a strong enough heart.

She didn't want to socially die just yet.

But speaking of social death... should she tell Durandal what A-V really meant?

"?"

Rita glanced at the blankly tilting Bianka and immediately gave up.

No, at this point, Rita just couldn't bring herself to say, "A-V is actually AdultVideo, it's that kind of lewd video."

She'd better not ruin her image in Bianka's mind...

Although she thought it was unlikely, what if Bianka had a misunderstanding similar to Alvitr's?

"Excuse me, please allow me to take my leave."

"Oh, oh, goodbye, Rita."

The atmosphere just now felt a little strange... was it just her imagination?

It seemed that Miss Bianka was gradually catching on as well.