Titan's Dawn
Chapter 222

Special Chapter 35: Tauren Machine Gunner (Easter Egg)

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The vast universe is so vast that no one can understand it.

There are many secrets and miracles in the beautiful universe, waiting for curious beings to discover.

However, the above is of no use, because what we want to tell about Azeroth is another story.

Well, it actually has some uses, because in the universe, a rectangular object is flying rapidly with a long flame trailing from its tail.

This is a highly technological and connotative high-end mobile outdoor flying tool for removing impurities from the body.

Referred to as mobile toilet.

But this is not an ordinary toilet, this is a toilet that can fly and jump.

In addition to the toilet, there are many sophisticated instruments inside.

A man Tauren wearing blue power armor was cursing and operating his mobile toilet. A weapon named Marine Energy Gun was hung on the wall of the toilet, and an ax blade emitting white light was equipped under the muzzle.

I was having fun on a planet in Koprulu Sector, but suddenly countless armies of giant bugs appeared, and they were fighting fiercely with a large group of humans.

The human army took the initiative to attack several times in the gaps in defense, and then met itself on a hillside.

That name... Forehead... What's coming?

Oh yes, Jim*Reno!

The human commander named Jim*Reno wanted to get in touch with him.

ha! Cunning Alliance dog! Do you think I won't recognize you when I put on the power armor?

So Tauren quickly turned around and ran back to his mobile toilet, closed the door hard, and started the transmitter.

"Um... it seems like this strange creature doesn't like communicating very much?"

Jim *Reno stared blankly at the rectangular small spacecraft that was suddenly launched into the sky and then quickly disappeared from sight.

Before Tauren could breathe a sigh of relief, a new problem came again.

He encountered terrifying time and space turbulence!

This violent and distorted space-time turbulence swept his toilet into it, and then came to another star area.

To be precise, I came to another star region in another timeline.

He looked at the display data on the instrument and was stunned.

Azeroth?

Mom! I'm finally back! Ah ha ha ha!

Tauren was overjoyed. He quickly set the direction and the mobile toilet began to fly towards Azeroth quickly.

He finally saw the long-lost Azeroth again! My long-lost home planet!

ah! Azeroth! My dear home! That dream of mine... etc... What is that huge blue planet next to it???

Tauren looked at the huge planet next to Azeroth with a strange expression. The distance between the two was almost face to face.

This is impossible!

Even if I walked for many years, hundreds of years, or even thousands of years or tens of thousands of years, it would be impossible for a planet to come close to this distance so quickly!

Suddenly Tauren thought of a possibility, and immediately felt cold all over.

This is not my home planet! Here is another timeline!

Mamma Mia, run!

But it was too late. Aether Crystal, which was rotating around Azeroth, immediately discovered the outsider.

A ray of pulling light instantly enveloped Tauren's mobile toilet, and then pulled him into the atmosphere of Azeroth, landing at the Kalimdor Continent, Eternal Night Palace.

Tauren was a little panicked. He was already very sure that this was another timeline, or even another world.

There is no way World of Azeroth has such traction technology!

Unless another protoss appears and uses divine power... Forehead...

He turned around and looked at Aether Crystal blankly, feeling a little numb.

Isn't it just a divine crystal? I've experienced many battles and seen a lot!

The mobile toilet landed steadily on the White Jade Plaza in front of the Eternal Night Palace Assembly Hall. Two Firstborn of the Gods had already surrounded the UFO with a large group of Crusader Zealot.

The toilet door slowly opened, and Tauren came out. He looked at the dark gold armored soldiers around him and nodded with an expression that said, "I understand everything."

"Entarotassadar, Warriors of the Protoss, I accidentally came to this world because I was involved in the turbulence of time and space. If you allow me, I will leave immediately after replenishing my energy."

The two Firstborn of the Gods looked at each other with confusion on their faces.

Is this guy wearing armor Tauren a psycho? What are you talking about?

At this time, a burst of Arcane light flashed, and Elisande was teleported here.

Tauren shouted immediately when he saw this.

What the hell is this??? How come the Protoss also has one, and so does Night Elves?

"Did you capture this strange Tauren from the universe?" Elisande curled his lips towards Tauren and asked Firstborn of the Gods.

Firstborn of the Gods nodded, and a spiritual message was passed to Elisande.

"Yes, he rode this strange flying object to the vicinity of Azeroth, and was immediately discovered by Aether Crystal."

Elisande shrugged and contacted Hu Feng who was playing chess with Llane old King and Lothar to pass the time.

A Dark Gold Flames roared out, and Hu Feng walked out.

"Where? Where is that extraterrestrial visitor? Oh... here... a Tauren?"

Hu Feng stared in surprise at Tauren, who was wearing blue power armor and holding an energy gun.

"Tell me about your experience."

Hu Feng snapped his fingers, and the two of them instantly appeared in their side hall.

Tauren suddenly complained and complained. Now that he has seen Night Elves, there are still some existences that he is familiar with in this world.

Hu Feng listened quietly and nodded thoughtfully.

"So, you came to this world through space turbulence? This is not even a matter of traveling through the timeline. These are two completely different worlds, right?"

Tauren nodded sharply, "Yes, yes, two worlds, it is not a matter of timeline. Thank God, someone finally understands what I am talking about."

"So, is this kind of world travel common?" Hu Feng asked the question he was most concerned about. The latter immediately shook his head after hearing this.

"Of course not. I am definitely the first being to travel across the world since the birth of the universe! The turbulence of time and space will tear apart all nearby objects, and it is impossible to survive. Moreover, this kind of turbulence of time and space is extremely rare. If it occurs once, it will be a recorded major disaster."

Hu Feng pouted and nodded, then stood up and clapped his hands.

"Okay, then I will replenish energy for you and let you leave. You want to go back, right? Even if you narrowly escape death?"

"Of course!" Tauren replied immediately. "I don't belong here. Please replenish the dye for me. I will set sail immediately, go to the area where the time and space are turbulent, and return to the world where I came from. Even if I die in the turbulence, I will do this."

Hu Feng smiled and nodded, "Then you will get what you want, but... you have to give me the energy gun in your hand and the armor on your body first, and I will let the engineer make a copy of the sketch. Do you mind?"

Of course Tauren doesn't mind. He only uses these two things as weapons and armor, and he doesn't care about the principle at all.

A few days later, the power source core of the mobile toilet has been replaced with a crystal full of divine power. Although this kind of magical crystal is enough to power this flying toilet, it is only a one-time thing that cannot be mass-produced.

After all, if you want to build a fleet, you can't rely on Hu Feng as a charging device. Then you will be exhausted. Don't do other things every day.

Tauren's energy gun and power armor were also returned to him. Heklar Consortium engineers and Draenei crystal technicians drew blueprints overnight, preparing to slowly study and reverse the process. Although it takes a lot of time, at least there is a direction.

"So... Farewell, Tauren. "Hu Feng watched Hu Feng walk into the toilet, and then waved goodbye to Tauren.

"I hope you can return to your world safely. I have deployed defensive energy around your aircraft. I hope it can help."

Tauren nodded gratefully, "Farewell forever, strange Night Elves, strange god clan."

The toilet door was closed by Tauren and the ignition started at the bottom.

Then it dragged a flame into the sky, and then, driven by the energy emitted by Aether Crystal, it quickly flew towards the space-time turbulence area.

Hu Feng looked at the sky and remained silent for a long time.

"May you return to your world safely, the first person in history."

Elisande also looked curious, "Will there be Azeroth in other worlds?"

Hu Feng curled his lips, "Maybe, but then we can't think in terms of timelines, everything will be completely different. Maybe there is no Titan in other worlds, and there is nothing we are familiar with."

"Continue to closely monitor the movements around the planet. Although it is unlikely that a second one will appear, it is always best to be cautious."

Elisande suddenly thought of something and laughed, "That Tauren said something in the language of the gods of their world when he first came here. Although the gods there are somewhat misnamed, I think that sentence is quite smooth."

With that said, Elisande bowed respectfully towards Hu Feng.

"Hail to you, my divine king, EntaroSaloDahl"

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The mobile toilet passed through the turbulence of time and space again, and then Tauren found that the turbulence of time and space disappeared immediately, and then the space became extremely stable.

This is so weird!

I can never go to that world again!

It was as if River of Time had deliberately opened a gap to allow him to enter and complete a certain mission. Then immediately after he left, it was tightly sealed again, making it impossible for anyone else to enter that world.

Tauren suddenly thought of Titan God named Sargeras. He had never heard of the divine race Titan in this world.

Plus his own energy gun and power armor technology...

Could it be that the River of Time of that world was completely on his side? Is it simply impossible to enter that world unless there are beings and things that benefit him?

Thinking of this, Tauren shuddered.

If this is the case, then the legendary Velen in this world cannot be compared with him.

Because even Velen has not received the support and recognition of River of Time, and this universe will not open any small stoves or backdoors for Velen.

But that Sargeras is different, the universe... Even time helps him.

That's his personal world...

No one can touch it.

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Don't worry~~~ I just want to write about Blizzard's official easter eggs, and by the way, this book will never contain settings or creatures from dramas or other worlds.

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