Tactics
After eating, Yun Xiangwan took the bowls and chopsticks to the kitchen, then said to Shen Wuxiao, "Stinky brother-in-law, I never expected you to have this kind of skill."
"I'm full. I'm going back to rest now. Good night!"
She smugly prepared to leave.
"Wait!" Shen Wuxiao suddenly called out.
"What is it?"
Shen Wuxiao sighed. "Your sister kicked me out. I have nowhere to sleep."
"There are so many guest rooms. Clean one up yourself. It's not like you're an outsider!" Yun Xiangwan muttered, about to leave.
Shen Wuxiao refused. "No, I'm not used to sleeping there!"
"Then what are we supposed to do? You can't possibly go pry open my sister's door!" Yun Xiangwan said.
"I can see you completely don't understand!" Shen Wuxiao stood up and walked toward her step by step.
"Understand... understand what?"
"Dengdua lang~"
Yun Xiangwan still shook her head. "Dengdua lang?"
"It means I'll sleep with you!"
Yun Xiangwan was startled when she heard that. "No, that won't do. You'll bully me!"
She took a step back.
"But I have nowhere to sleep. If I can't sleep, I'll get a headache tomorrow. If I get a headache, I'll easily become weak. If I become weak, I'll fall down. If I fall down, I'll get hurt!"
Yun Xiangwan felt that this line of reasoning sounded oddly familiar.
"Th-then that still won't do. My sister will get angry..."
She lowered her head, her pair of jade hands twisting together, looking somewhat at a loss.
Shen Wuxiao smiled. "Huh? So if your sister isn't home, then it's okay?"
"No, no!" She hurriedly waved her hands.
"Sigh!" Shen Wuxiao said solemnly, "I'm not joking. Even if I sleep in your room, I won't bully you. I'll just sleep."
"How about this? Two choices. Either I go