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Chapter 5

Unifying the Clan, Shisui's Corpse

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The atmosphere at the Clan Meeting changed because of Senya's Mangekyo.

Everyone was swept up in wild excitement; only Senya remained calm and composed.

Fugaku looked at Senya and said something no one had expected:

"Senya, you were right. I have truly, truly failed as clan head."

"Since you have awakened the Mangekyo, why not hand the position of clan head over to you?"

"Compared to me, I believe that under your leadership, the clan will certainly reclaim its former glory!"

His words carried a hint of self-mockery, along with a faint sense of relief.

Ever since the Nine-Tails Attack, the conflict between the clan and the village had left him overwhelmed. Yet there was no better candidate within the clan to become the next clan head.

He had originally planned to wait a few more years, let Itachi gain more experience, and then hand the position over to him. But he had never imagined—

Itachi had actually been brainwashed by Hiruzen's Will of Fire. After vaguely noticing this, he had become even more worried about the matter of selecting a successor for the clan head.

Fortunately, Senya's words today had awakened him. Not to mention that Senya had awakened the Mangekyo!

The elders and clansmen were initially shocked by Fugaku's earlier words, but after hearing the rest, they all voiced their support.

"That's right! Senya has awakened the Mangekyo. With Senya leading us, we will definitely restore the Uchiha's glory!"

"Only the strongest are worthy of leading the Uchiha!"

"Fugaku's era is over! The future will be led by Senya!"

Everyone had changed their attitudes, all because Senya had awakened the Mangekyo.

Senya slowly sat down, resting his chin on his hand with an impassive expression.

"Don't get this wrong. I don't want to be clan head."

"..."

Senya's single sentence mentally broke everyone...

"Uchiha Setsuna has suffered a mental breakdown. Uchiha Yashiro has suffered a mental breakdown..."

"104 people have suffered mental breakdowns in total. Sharingan ocular power increased by 20%."

The system announcement rang in his ears. He had finally squeezed everything he could out of them, and the corner of Senya's mouth lifted into an almost imperceptible smile.

"Why?! Do you also intend to abandon the clan like Uchiha Madara did back then?!"

Senya's words directly stabbed into Uchiha Setsuna's old memories.

It was not just Uchiha Setsuna. All the older generation, as well as Fugaku, began to feel lingering fear after Senya's words, afraid that Senya would walk Uchiha Madara's path.

Still seated on his cushion, Senya had originally not wanted to mentally break them any further. But that old fool Setsuna had to go looking for trouble again.

"Elder Setsuna, I call you Elder out of respect for your age. If you anger me again, I'll bury you in the ground!"

Cold sweat instantly covered Uchiha Setsuna's back, but this also made everyone else breathe a sigh of relief.

It seemed Senya had no such intentions.

Senya turned to Fugaku.

"Can you all stop overcomplicating things? You're not that smart to begin with, so why are you using your brains so recklessly?"

"I don't want to be clan head simply because I hate trouble. Besides, this is to prevent Hiruzen and Danzo from discovering that I awakened the Mangekyo."

"But I can take the position of vice clan head."

"I won't repeat what I said earlier. As for what we do next, have the Police Force and all shinobi of chunin rank and above gather at the clan training grounds the day after tomorrow."

Those words finally put everyone at ease. Under such circumstances, the emergence of a powerful genius who could see the bigger picture gave them hope of standing against Hiruzen and Danzo once more.

The remainder of the Clan Meeting consisted of settling the clan's miscellaneous affairs, while the position of deputy chief of the Police Force was also assigned to Senya.

Uchiha Chizakura dared not voice his anger, after all. Senya was a Mangekyo wielder.

And so, the Clan Meeting where only Uchiha Chizakura got hurt came to an end, with everyone else leaving fully satisfied.

"Senya, why did you bring me here?"

After the Clan Meeting ended, Senya brought Fugaku to a waterfall more than ten li west of Naka Shrine.

Senya had already familiarized himself with the surroundings when the clan moved to the edge of the village. Among the clan's current territory, this was the only waterfall.

Senya looked at the pool beneath the waterfall.

"Let's look for Shisui's body. He should have died here."

"How is that possible?! Shisui died here?"

Fugaku's first reaction upon hearing this was disbelief. He knew Shisui's strength well. During the Third Shinobi World War, the young Shisui already possessed the strength of an elite jonin and had single-handedly forced back Kirigakure's surprise attack unit.

But since Senya had told him about it, that meant Senya was already certain. Could it be the Mangekyo's ocular technique?

At that thought, Fugaku stopped asking questions. Every Uchiha's unique Mangekyo ocular technique was their trump card. How could they reveal it so easily to others?

What he did not know was that Senya knew all this simply because he was a transmigrator. He had only just awakened the Mangekyo and had not even figured it out himself yet.

After searching the water for a while, the two found Shisui's corpse at the bottom of the pool.

"Damn it! Who did this?!"

Shisui had failed to attend the Clan Meeting tonight because he had encountered an assassination attempt. Fugaku looked at Shisui's hollow eyes, which had already been gouged out.

He could not help thinking of his son, Itachi. Could Itachi also...

Seeing Fugaku begin to overthink again, Senya directly revealed the truth.

"There are footprints from two people here. Shisui and Itachi should have come here not long ago."

"Could Itachi have killed Shisui?!"

Itachi had always treated Shisui like an older brother. Shisui was one of Itachi's few friends, and Fugaku could not believe his son would actually do such a thing.

Seeing Fugaku start imagining things again, Senya interrupted him once more:

"Sigh, Shisui obviously jumped into the river to kill himself. He probably wanted to help Itachi awaken the Mangekyo before he died."

Fugaku immediately looked embarrassed. It seemed he had imagined too much again. But why had Shisui committed suicide? And where had his eyes gone?

"Forget it. Given Shisui's personality, he probably already made arrangements. Just cooperate with me tomorrow and put on a show at home."

"Put on a show?"

Fugaku's brain overloaded again. Why put on a show? Who were they performing for?

At this point, Senya was also completely speechless. No wonder so many people in his previous life had called Fugaku a troublemaker—this guy's brain really did not work well...

"Who else but your precious eldest son? If we don't put on an act to pull him back onto the right path, sooner or later he'll do something completely insane."

After saying that, Senya did not want to explain any further. If Fugaku understood, then good. If he still did not, then perhaps this guy was no longer merely a troublemaker—he had evolved into a firework used to blow up cow dung.

After storing Shisui's corpse in a sealing scroll, Senya returned home.

He sat cross-legged on his bed and began to meditate.

Deep within his mind stood a towering black Susanoo.

It wore armor and a battle skirt, with a long Miao Dao-style blade hanging at its waist.

The mask on its face was stern and imposing, concealing its upper face.

As he sensed the Susanoo within himself, he established a connection with it.

Senya also learned of his two unique ocular techniques, Word Spirit and Illusionary Weapon, as well as his bonded spirit artifact, the spirit blade Qianyue.

Word Spirit: Words become law, with the effect determined by ocular power consumption; it enhances the effect of the user's words and grants a leader's charisma.

Illusionary Weapon: Creates weapons of any ability and weapon effects; the strength of the weapons is determined by ocular power consumption.

After thinking for a while, Senya realized that his two ocular techniques worked best when used together. If his guess was correct, this could also reduce the consumption of ocular power.

Likewise, Word Spirit's passive ability could be combined with the Mental Breakdown System, making it easier to mentally break others.

After all, until he replicated the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, Senya could not use his ocular techniques freely. Obito was worth considering, though. Hashirama Cells were good stuff, and they could replenish ocular power as well.

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