The Green Fatty's Hammer Crushes Douluo
Chapter 26

New Experience Reward

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Everyone hurried to help the Sect Master and elders.

"Don't move, don't move yet. My butt hurts. Let us catch our breath."

"Help the Second Elder first. He landed face-first!!"

"This..."

Seeing the Second Elder face-down on the ground, everyone hurriedly worked together to pull him out.

But after they got him out—

Seeing the Second Elder's streaming nosebleed and tear-streaked face, seeing how his face had been smashed crooked, everyone could not help but feel pity for him.

"My nose hurts so badly it made me tear up. I'm not crying because I'm afraid of pain," the Second Elder explained, tears dripping down nonstop.

"It's fine. Even if you really were crying, that would be perfectly normal. We understand."

"My tears are really from my nose hurting. Why don't you try landing face-first and see whether your nose hurts?" the Second Elder said resentfully.

"Uh, I'd better not. I think landing on my butt is pretty good."

"Same here. Wait, where's my Space Ring? Damn it, the Green Fatty took my Space Ring!" the Third Elder shouted.

"Mine too. Sect Master, what about yours? Is your Space Ring still there?"

"It was gone long ago. I think the Green Fatty smashed me first because it knew I was the Sect Master and had more valuable things in my ring." Tang Xiao looked like he wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Damn it, everything I own was in that ring. The daily supplies for this sect's purchase were in there too. It's all gone now. Revenge—we must have revenge!"

The Third Elder roared furiously.

But once he finished roaring, he received no response at all. Everyone fell silent.

The Third Elder came to his senses as well. Thinking of that terrifying monster, he shuddered and quickly changed his tune.

"We should think it over carefully. We can't let the sect suffer casualties over something like this. Money is just an external possession. If it's gone, we can earn it back."

Though the Third Elder said that, his heart was bleeding.

There were three spirit bones in his ring. Though they were all the lowest-grade, most worthless spirit bones, he still could not bear to lose them.

He had spent many years saving up just three worthless spirit bones, intending to give them to his juniors this year. Now, they were all gone.

I hate this! I hate this!!! the Third Elder roared painfully in his heart, but there was nothing he could do except rage helplessly.

Li Xuan did not take Clear Sky Sect's situation to heart.

After all, he had only caused destruction and killed no one. Even when destroying buildings, he had chosen unoccupied ones. At most, he had beaten up a few Clear Sky Sect members. He had nothing better to do anyway.

That was getting off track. Li Xuan was currently leaping wildly.

With the Experience Card about to expire, he wanted to reach Holy Soul Village as quickly as possible to complete the mission and mess with Tang San.

For that reason, he had not even gone to rob Clear Sky Sect's treasury, because Li Xuan valued strength more.

But he had gotten lost again. His terrible sense of direction left him unsure where he was, so he could only keep leaping madly.

Ding! Mission completed: destroy Clear Sky Sect's Main Hall. Reward: one Green Fatty Experience Card + Soul Power raised to level seven.

The mechanical voice suddenly rang out. As it did, the number 2 mark on Li Xuan's arm gradually changed into a 3.

"I'm back to three Experience Cards again. From now on, I should make sure to keep three Experience Cards on hand whenever possible. Only then will I feel secure."

Li Xuan muttered as he opened his status panel to check his condition.

Ding! Li Xuan: 3 Experience Cards Physique: 13 (an ordinary person is 10) Soul: 10 Martial Soul: 1% Silver Dragon King Martial Soul Soul Power: Level Seven Spirit Scholar Soul Ring: None Abilities: 10% Super Defense, 5% Super Stamina, Natural Space, Underwater Breathing, Night Vision

"My Soul Power is now at level seven Spirit Scholar. That's pretty good. Wait, what level was my Soul Power before?" Li Xuan asked in confusion.

Ding! Notice: Soul Power was not previously detected.

"You don't know what level I was?" Li Xuan muttered. Then he thought of something and hurriedly asked another question.

"What if I had Innate Full Soul Power? Wouldn't that mean I got cheated? Even if I didn't have Innate Full Soul Power, my own Soul Power combined with the Silver Dragon King Martial Soul's boost should have amounted to something, right?"

Ding! Unknown error detected. System correction initiated. Insufficient energy. Correction failed.

Ding! You discovered two system errors. The system will provide compensation.

Ding! You have obtained an extensive amount of knowledge surpassing Yu Xiaogang's.

A series of mechanical system notifications suddenly rang out.

As the notifications sounded—

Li Xuan's brain felt as though it had been struck heavily. Countless pieces of knowledge flooded wildly into his mind, making his head feel painfully swollen and leaving him completely dazed.

The crucial part was that he had already leaped high into the air and was about to fall. The swelling in his head made him lose his sense of direction, and he even wanted to fall asleep.

At that moment, the system's voice sounded again.

Ding! Green Fatty Experience Card experience has ended. You have obtained 5% Super Toxin Resistance.

High in the sky, the muddled Li Xuan was falling.

Hearing the notification, his sluggish mind began to process it. Only after quite some time did he realize that his experience period had ended.

But his head was too swollen and chaotic. Feeling dazed, all he wanted was to sleep.

Then he really did fall asleep.

He closed his eyes in the sky, falling from above while drifting into slumber.

His earlier leaps had used too much strength, sending him flying through the air for a long time. He had no idea where he would eventually land.

After he fell, he vaguely seemed to hear a girl cry out in alarm. Then he knew nothing more.

Time passed, and two hours went by in the blink of an eye.

Li Xuan, who had slept for two hours, slowly opened his eyes and stared blankly upward at the broad ceiling.

The European-style ceiling was carved with all kinds of beautiful patterns, looking exquisite and elegant.

Li Xuan's gaze lingered on the ceiling for several seconds before he turned to look beside him. All sorts of delicate, luxurious furnishings quickly came into view, along with a faint, pleasant floral fragrance.

Feeling the soft bed beneath him and the obviously expensive blanket, Li Xuan slowly sat up.

"Looks like someone picked me up again, and this time it's a wealthy family. Who could it be?"

Li Xuan was puzzled. He silently checked himself and found that he was completely uninjured, though his stomach was a little hungry.

"I remember falling into the water. What happened afterward, I'm not quite sure. Forget it, no point thinking about it. I'll go see who saved me."

Li Xuan was just about to get up and investigate when a stern voice sounded outside.

"Bing'er, Yue'er, the boy you brought back is fine. He should wake up soon. Once he wakes, have him leave as quickly as possible. Things have been unsettled lately."

"Got it, Father. We'll go check on him."

"Mm. Don't leave the house casually when you have nothing to do. Things are getting more chaotic lately, understand?"

"Understood, Father."

"Mm."

Tap, tap, tap! Footsteps receded into the distance, and two crisp, pleasant voices sounded where they stood.

"That scared me to death. I thought Father would scold me for saving someone at a time like this."

"I was scared too. It's all because of you. You insisted on bringing that little troublemaker back."

"Sis, he looked so pitiful. Such a little child, and nobody knows where he fell into the water from. Luckily, you found him early and pulled him ashore."

"And you're still talking? After I saved him, that little rascal actually did that to me. Hmph."

"Sis, he didn't do it on purpose. It must have been an unconscious action while he was asleep."

"Alright, alright. Let's go check on him and bring him some food while we're at it."

"Mm-hmm."

Ding! You have encountered plot characters Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er. Mischief option triggered.

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