Honkai: My Mods Are Overpowered
Chapter 100

Dangerous Behavior-Do Not Imitate

1,486 words5 min read2 views2mo agoSource
Next

Good morning, Eden.

"Good morning, Mr. Agent." Dian nodded to Liu Bai with neither servility nor arrogance. "Are you going out too?"

"Yeah, with my sister. Eden, where are you going?"

"I plan to just wander around and see if I can find some inspiration. I've sung all the famous classical songs by the author, but I don't have any musical instruments on hand, so I want to go out and see if I can find inspiration to write a new song."

Eden gave Liu Bai a slight smile.

"In that case, I'll be going now."

"Okay, goodbye."

Kujou Sara's expression was a little strange as she watched Eden leave.

"Did you do something strange yesterday? I felt Miss Eden's gaze..."

Kujou Sara brought up the matter of Eden.

Although Eden had criticized her breasts, Kujou Sara knew that he was just stating the facts—though knowing this made Kujou Sara even more resentful.

"Huh? Really? Isn't Eden still the same as before?"

Yesterday, Acheron was holding Liu Bai, Liu Bai was completely unaware that Eden was about to leave.

"... I genuinely felt that Miss Eden's expression just now was very strange; it seemed as if she was scrutinizing you and me repeatedly."

"It's because of your breasts—"

Liu Bai was interrupted by Kujou Sara's piercing glare before he could finish speaking.

"Well, what I mean is that Eden might still be harboring wicked intentions."

"You really know how to talk."

Kujou Sara took a deep breath.

"I hope that's the case."

This statement is indeed not very infuriating.

"However, you... no, it's nothing."

Kujou Sara had barely begun speaking when she swallowed her words back.

She really wanted to ask Liu Bai how he viewed her figure.

Kujou Sara wasn't afraid of malicious or vulgar comments; she wasn't that thin-skinned.

Faced with such comments, Kujou Sara would only offer a warning or two; she did not believe that she was above being judged.

The problem is... Eden's very serious and objective evaluation made Kujou Sara uncomfortable.

Yes, Kujou Sara is quite meticulous.

According to Kujou Sara, she felt that Eden's image was not objective and that Eden's physique was not universally applicable.

Of course, Kujou Sara wouldn't say that directly, since it might seem a bit biased to others if she said it, and besides, Kujou Sara isn't good at talking—especially not in this area.

Therefore, it is essential to find a fair and impartial "judge".

The most suitable person right now is Liu Bai.

However, another problem is that this question might make Liu Bai feel awkward, and with him in front of her, the other party might subconsciously favor her.

... Okay, the main problem is that it feels too abrupt.

This applies to both Liu Bai and Kujou Sara herself.

Asking this kind of question out of the blue puts both parties in an awkward position.

"So you're still really concerned about your chest?"

... However, the problem is that Liu Bai's logic and empathy are quite good.

"..."

Kujou Sara was speechless.

"Why not think about it from a different perspective? Even Eden was just commenting that your breasts weren't big enough."

Liu Bai comforted him.

"Completely objective evaluations do not exist. You can consider this comment as an element of bias in Eden's evaluation. As you know, Eden is quite extraordinary in this regard."

"Um... this..."

That's quite a novel explanation.

This statement is somewhat moderate and opportunistic; Kujou Sara used to dislike this kind of statement.

But now it seems to make some sense?

Judging others by one's own standards, Kujou Sara wouldn't dare claim that her evaluations of others are completely objective.

"And what's your opinion?"

Having said all that, Kujou Sara temporarily abandoned any sense of shame—actually, feeling ashamed after having everything exposed was a bit pretentious.

"Of course, it's open... Ahem! A very striking female warrior figure, retaining the imposing aura of a warrior without neglecting feminine charm, not blindly pursuing extreme muscles, but exuding a heroic spirit..."

"Open the lid?"

Kujou Sara completely ignored the long and rambling speech in the latter half of Liu Bai's speech.

Open... the lid?

What does this have to do with the lid?

He claims he has the strength to open bottle caps?

Kujou Sara was ultimately an upright person, and besides, this outfit was no different from her everyday clothes.

Out of habit, after thinking for a while, she really didn't realize what Liu Bai meant by the first half of his sentence.

"Ahem... I... I understand, Liu Bai, you've gone a bit too far."

"As the saying goes... Oh, is that enough?"

"... You're exaggerating a bit."

Although Kujou Sara didn't pay attention, she still caught the gist of what was said next.

Basically, it's all about praising Kujou Sara's figure in various ways...

I'm almost embarrassed by all the praise I've given Kujou Sara.

"Aren't there quite a few people around you who, despite being soldiers, still manage to maintain a fuller figure?"

For example, Rita, from a woman's perspective, has no excess fat and her figure is better than hers.

Then there's Acheron... whose stature is almost on par with our general's, and even seems a bit taller.

"Even Miss Natasha..."

In terms of scale, Kujou Sara is indeed unremarkable.

"Huh? Me? What happened to me?"

Natasha and Kiana also came downstairs.

"Are you talking about me?"

"No, it's nothing, it just happened to be talking about you, please don't mind it."

Chapter Ninety-Four: Dangerous Behavior, Do Not Imitate

Good morning, little lab rat.

Mobius came out of the laboratory to greet the group of people in the lounge.

Unlike his usual attire, this time Mobius was not only wearing a white coat as proof of his identity as a researcher and doctor, but also gloves... especially since there seemed to be some unknown liquid on the gloves.

"And Kiana."

"..."

Kiana scratched her face, thinking that it sounded like she was just saying it incidentally.

Well, fine, anyway, she doesn't want Mobius to pay too much attention to her.

"Good morning, the Doctor, I've brought Kiana with me."

Liu Bai pushed Kiana to the front.

Although the two had a good relationship, Liu Bai and Mobius had virtually nothing to talk about outside of experiments.

"Oh..." Seeing Kiana being pushed over, Mobius's interest clearly waned.

Kiana, how did you sleep last night?

"Are... you alright?"

Kiana looked at Mobius with some wariness.

While it can't be said that Mobius treated her badly, his sudden concern for her sleep seemed rather odd.

Did you dream?

"Did you dream about a handsome guy?"

"Oh."

Mobius glanced at Liu Bai.

"This kind?"

"Um... He's about the same height from the angle? But he gives off a gentle vibe."

"Tsk tsk," Mobius scoffed.

"Hey! What's wrong with returning to the department?!" Kiana thought Mobius was mocking her.

Liu Bai, on the other hand, looked up at the sky from behind.

So that's what they were talking about before...

"Hmph, who cares about a brat like you—get back to the point, besides the handsome guy, was there anyone else? Tell me what happened in your dream too."

"Does it matter what I dream about—Auntie, did you do something to my dream?" Kiana shrank back.

"Oh, you don't want to talk about it, so it was just a wet dream?"

Mobius took out the water-based pen clipped to his chest and began to write in his notebook.

"Hey! Why are you starting to write this down now! And what do you mean by 'wet dream'?!" Kiana quickly stepped forward to stop Mobius. "I'll talk, I'll talk, okay?"

"Then you tell me."

Mobius looked completely relaxed.

"It's normal for dreams to be blurry in some parts; just talk about the parts you can remember."

"I can remember it... emmmm."

Kiana fell into deep thought, scratching her head repeatedly like a student struggling with a difficult exam question.

"I remember, in my dream I was inside some kind of building, and outside the window... it looked like the starry sky?"

"The starry sky? Continue. Is someone chasing you from behind? Or have you encountered anyone who wants to attack you?"

"It seems not, I feel like I'm walking very slowly—and I wake up when I have nightmares."

"Oh..."

If it really is a nightmare caused by Herrscher, you brat might not be able to wake up.

Mobius took notes while simultaneously making sarcastic remarks.

"Do you remember what the building looked like?"

"I don't remember, I have absolutely no recollection of it," Kiana shook her head.

"Alright, Liu... when did the gentle, handsome guy you remember first appear?"

"I forgot. It just appeared while I was walking, and then it said something like 'Good boy~' to me, so I followed it."

End of Chapter
Prev
NovelSummaries
Next

Explore the wiki

Comments