Utter Chaos (Continued)
However, compared to Kafka's side, the other side was much more normal. It looked like they had simply gotten drunk and rolled on the ground. Although there were some stains on their bodies, it didn't look like they had "done something."
But...
Why can't all of you put together a pair of underwear?!
Keqing bent down shakily and picked up the sword that had fallen to the ground.
But... when Keqing's fingertips touched the hilt of her sword on the ground, she suddenly froze.
Etc.
This liquid...
It's not alcohol at all!
No, a more accurate statement would be "not simply alcoholic liquid".
It is a mixture of alcoholic and non-alcoholic substances.
Wine... and two other liquids.
One of them... Keqing is very familiar with.
So the liquid that just got on your gloves was...
Keqing's expression changed. Now, looking at the sword on the ground, she was torn between picking it up and not picking it up.
"... Arrest them all!" Keqing's voice was filled with rage.
"Calm down, Keqing, calm down."
Seeing that Keqing had given up on taking the sword, Beidou symbolically stopped Keqing out of humanitarian considerations.
Are you really sure you want to charge in?
Beidou pointed to where Liu Bai was currently located.
"..."
The liquid near the entrance might have a higher proportion of alcohol, but further in, especially around Liu Bai... hehe.
Keqing hesitated as expected—in fact, she had only roared before, otherwise she would have drawn her sword long ago.
"And... are you really sure you can take down these people?"
Although Beidou is carefree and easygoing, it doesn't mean she's not smart.
If she, Beidou, commits a crime, and you, Yuheng, arrest her, that would be an act of impartiality.
Going even further, if Ningguang commits a crime and gets caught red-handed, you could arrest her directly.
But the person present now is Liu Bai, the current Raiden Shogun and leader of the alien forces.
Raiden Makoto, former Raiden Shogun.
Raiden Ei, the shadow warrior of the former Raiden Shogun.
Yelan, a special intelligence officer in Liyue.
Kafka and Ruan Mei, big alien figures.
If you arrest these people, do you still want to be Yuheng?
The position of Raiden Shogun, in particular, is quite different from the Heavenly Authority and Jade Balance.
The Liyue Qixing together are the ones who rule Liyue. Tianquan is the supreme authority because firstly, Tianquan is responsible for revising laws and managing Order, which is equivalent to having the final interpretation right; secondly, Ningguang in this generation is exceptionally strong.
Keqing's attempt to arrest these people is akin to a high-ranking official from country A arresting the visiting dictator of country B... especially since you, as a high-ranking official, are not in charge of the law but rather the land.
Especially since everyone just finished discussing the alliance...
Keqing understood this principle, her pretty face twitched, but she held back and looked at Tian Quan.
There's nothing we can do now; we can only pass the buck.
However, Kafka's occasional sweet voices made Keqing's face turn increasingly red.
"... What do you mean by 'going too far'?" Ningguang raised an eyebrow and looked at Kafka.
"It was just a little... subtle hint."
Everyone then realized that Liu Bai's condition didn't seem quite right either. Although he would occasionally pat Kafka,... well, he didn't seem to be very clear-headed.
There was absolutely no reaction from the intruders.
But... is it really just a small hint?
"You handle it."
Keqing took a deep breath, but the smell that filled her nostrils made Keqing look displeased. She then disgustedly picked up the sword by pinching the hilt between her thumb and forefinger.
The Ningguang faintly as it gazed at the Beidou.
"No, it's not me who's getting married." Beidou waved his hand.
"That..."
"Waaaaah— the Shogun! The Shogun, what's wrong with you?!"
Just as Ningguang was about to say something, a figure suddenly flashed through the middle, causing her and Beidou to stumble.
A figure rushed forward and hugged Liu Bai tightly.
"General! General, are you alright?!"
Before Ningguang and Beidou could even stand still, another figure rushed in and, just like the first one, grabbed Liu Bai.
"Even I sometimes doubt whether the relationship between Lord Kitsune Saiguu and Lady Makoto is really that good."
"... Are you following us?"
Ningguang turned her head to look at Kujou Sara behind her.
"... I'm sorry, but you are, after all, Lord Kitsune Saiguu." Sara bowed slightly with a helpless expression.
"I knew it." Ningguang her forehead.
No wonder Kitsune Saiguu was so easy to talk to before; they were targeting them, weren't they?
However, it's good that these two people came. At least it's their duty to clean up the mess—after all, Liu Bai is your general, isn't he?
If that's the case, Ningguang could breathe a sigh of relief.
Even Keqing and Beidou reacted similarly to her.
However, as Ningguang looked at the two people who rushed in, the relaxed expression that had just appeared on Ningguang face froze instantly.
Kitsune Saiguu and another oni woman they didn't recognize held Liu Bai down and took Kafka off.
But... then Kitsune Saiguu and that ghost woman started taking off their clothes and began arguing about who should be next.
At this moment, Ruan Mei, who was kneeling on the ground, seemed to stretch her body upwards because of the "water shortage".
"It's my turn, it's my turn~ Chiyo, don't rush, I'll go first."
"You fart first! Can't you get out of here, you vixen?!"
Beidou Keqing Ningguang: "..."
Are you people from Inazuma sick?
The three of them looked at Kujou Sara, who seemed the most normal.
"... Sorry, I lost my composure."
Kujou Sara covered her face with her arms, looking ashamed to be seen.
"I understand." Ningguang composed herself. "It's not easy to deal with an old senior going crazy, but... your general is clearly not in a good state right now, so we should do something about it—of course, not the behavior of those two over there."
Kafka, the instigator who was carelessly tossed onto the bed, was weakly pressing her slightly swollen belly.
Moreover, with each press, Kafka's face would momentarily lose focus.
I feel like... this person isn't really thinking clearly right now.
"I'll do it." Xueyi entered the room from behind Kujou Sara.
Xueyi glanced at Liu Bai's side.
Kitsune Saiguu and Imperial Carriage Father Qian Jiudai Wu were still exchanging glances (exchanging glances four times), when Wu's Liu Bai, who had been hinting at his age, had already pressed down on Ruan Mei's head with both hands.
This must be dealt with as soon as possible.
"... How many of you have come?"
"It's just the few of us, there's no one else."
Kujou Sara replied.
After all, not everyone is willing to mess around with Kitsune Saiguu, and no one expected things to turn out this way.
Kujou Sara was quite surprised that Xueyi was able to join the team.
If Xueyi were to take action, it would be more reliable.
Just like Ningguang said, it's not easy for her to handle when the senior goes crazy.
The Xueyi who stepped forward didn't pay attention to Kitsune Saiguu and Miyuki Chiyo. Instead, she walked to Kafka's side and pressed her hand against Kafka's lower abdomen without hesitation.
"—!"
With a shudder, Kafka's eyes seemed to clear up considerably.
"Ahem... Couldn't you be a little gentler, Miss Judge?"
"There's no need for that." Xueyi remained expressionless. "Can you remove the omen from Lord Liu Bai?"
"Sure."
Kafka took two deep breaths to recover from the afterglow, then snapped her fingers crisply.
After snapping his fingers, Liu Bai released Ruan Mei's head, and she fell backward.
"Tsk... really."
Kitsune Saiguu and Miyuki Chiyo, somewhat disappointed, helped Liu Bai up.
"Never mind, it's good that Lord Liu Bai alright." Miyuki Chiyo was quite easygoing.
Anyway, they don't really care about titles.
"But this amount..."
Miyuki Chiyo's words drew everyone's attention to the sheets beneath Kafka.
"... Is this considered common?" Keqing's tone was subtle.
Although she was still angry, it didn't stop Keqing from being curious.
"I don't think so...?" Ningguang's tone was a little strange.
No one present had any relevant experience, and the only biology student there was currently in a state of mental instability.
Even common sense tells Ningguang that no one could make someone's lower abdomen bulge out like that—let alone judging from the way it looks on the floor, quite a bit of it is leaking out.
"What's the point of discussing this?" Beidou shook his head. "Let's clean up the mess for these people first. We can't keep going like this."
"... Can't we just leave it to Kujou?" Keqing asked with obvious disdain.
If she could leave first, she would go wash her sword right now—after all, she couldn't just throw away a sword she'd worn for so many years.
Ningguang glanced at Keqing silently.
Okay, after Keqing calmed down, she nodded helplessly.
Keqing could tell with her own feet whose fault it was that things turned out this way.
Who called Liu Bai over halfway?
Yelan!
It's not like this group of people specifically went to the Yanshang Teahouse.
Keqing glared at Yelan with a sharp look—though Yelan, who was fast asleep on the ground, was completely oblivious.
... That's even more infuriating.
In short, now that things have turned out this way, they have to clean up Yelan's mess!