Faced with Liu Bai's Outrageous Demand, Asta's Answer Was...

Although everyone knows the truth, they just can't bring it up.

"I really envy those two people for being able to remain in a coma."

Keqing, frustrated and disappointed, kicked the two people on the ground twice.

Worry the least, be the happiest sow/pig.

(... How about I try it next time?)

After mentally cursing her, Keqing suddenly felt a little tempted.

She had never experienced that feeling of her stomach bloating and her mind going completely blank.

I had some expectations when I first saw these two people.

(Next time... no, the third time, I'll say it then.)

Reserved.

I must maintain the dignity befitting the Yuheng Star.

As the saying goes, One time is unfamiliar, two times is familiar, so it's okay to be a little bolder on the third time (right?).

Should we go out now?

Ganyu also spoke softly.

"Shenhe and Zhenjun..."

"Let's each carry one out; Rita should be asleep."

Keqing, on the contrary, was rather indifferent to Rita's previous invitation to Liu Bai.

... Well, after all, the first time was 4 against 1. Now that Rita is tempting Liu Bai, Keqing is in a very calm state of mind.

Today I teamed up with Ganyu, and maybe in a few days I'll be teaming up with Ningguang.

As long as she isn't suppressed, a little seduction is no big deal.

She would shamelessly join in.

What if I can't fall asleep?

"... She'll pretend to be asleep even if she's not—besides, if she wasn't asleep, she would have already heard us."

Rita's silence means Rita's not going to hold a grudge against them.

After all, Liu Bai is silent now, so who is Rita trying to impress?

As long as she keeps a low profile, Rita will turn a blind eye even if she's awake.

"I don't have any clothes to change into for now, so I'll just find a corner to sleep in for the night."

"...For example, Liu Bai?" Ganyu asked shyly—she clearly hadn't had enough fun yet.

"..."

Keqing, unable to bear it any longer, pinched Ganyu.

Although she hadn't had enough fun either, now that Rita has arrived, today is over!

If they dare to do anything else, Rita won't be so easy to talk to!

Chapter 345 Faced with Liu Bai's unreasonable request, Asta's answer was...

The next day

"Hmm... I feel like I had a really good sleep."

Xianyun stretched and got out of bed.

"No wonder mortals become addicted..."

Xianyun's face flushed slightly.

She now felt energetic enough to fight Liu Bai for another day and night.

"Hmm?" Keqing rubbed her eyes and got out of bed.

"Did you say something, True Lord?"

Although she still addressed Xianyun as Zhenjun, Keqing's tone no longer carried the respect she had before.

—After all, anyone who can maintain respect after seeing Xianyun's Honkai face yesterday is a true genius.

"Oh no... it's nothing."

Xianyun coughed twice to brush it off.

(It's best not to say these things in front of Keqing.)

Because Xianyun fainted very early, she didn't know that Keqing was having a great time.

Therefore, Xianyun still harbored a sense of shame as an elder towards Keqing, which had no real purpose.

If Keqing knew about Xianyun's thoughts, she would definitely make sure Xianyun kept those thoughts even in bed.

"Oh... right, what time is it now?"

Keqing rubbed her eyes and sat up.

"Judging from outside... it should be six o'clock."

Xianyun glanced at the sky outside and gave a similar answer.

But is it meaningful to ask what time it is now?

There must be something more important to do, right?

Xianyun glanced around but found that he didn't see Liu Bai.

Shouldn't they sleep with Liu Bai?

"Hmm... Lord Liu Bai..."

Wait a minute, coming to that point, shouldn't I change how I address myself?

Forget it... I feel a little ashamed.

"Does Lord Liu Bai have a lot of work to do today?"

"..."

Keqing remained silent.

These people are all...

"Do you still want to be called a sow?" Keqing said bluntly.

It turns out that it's easy to lose that special filter after sharing a bed.

"... Actually, I feel okay... no, cough cough, you're right."

Xianyun blushed, first nodding and then shaking her head.

"You just said you felt great, right?" Keqing didn't know what expression to use for a moment.

While it's called a condemnation, Keqing's condemnation wasn't actually that strong.

After all, Keqing had to admit that she also had some twisted thoughts.

But saying it out loud is a different matter, isn't it?

Therefore, from the perspective of understanding, Keqing's condemnation is somewhat weak.

"No, no, no, it's Keqing imagining things." Xianyun quickly shook his head.

If this dream is acknowledged, will the halo of being the most respected elder... disappear just like yesterday?

"It's all because of Shenhe... I don't know where he learned these foul and obscene words from, they're unbearable to hear and a disgrace to the family!"

Xianyun began to righteously condemn Shenhe.

Keqing sighed, "If you're asking who it is..."

"However, considering that Shenhe untied the red rope last night, this behavior can be barely understood."

Xianyun suddenly changed the subject and stopped Shenhe.

(This True Lord is definitely having a lot of fun!)

Looking at Xianyun's slightly flushed face, Keqing deeply felt that the relationship between the master and disciple would become very unfavorable in the future.

No, a more accurate adjective would be "unbearable to look at".

Thinking of this, Keqing also gave up the idea of going to settle accounts with the Herrscher of Dominion —even Xianyun didn't care, so why should she bother?

"Alright... It's already six o'clock, let's wake Shenhe and Ganyu up too."

Keqing sighed.

"Go borrow a piece of clothing from Liu Bai, then go back."

"... Are you in such a hurry?"

"I don't want to be stared at by people."

Keqing was in a foul mood.

If you're going to do something like this, do it secretly. Unless you're in the Acheron, why flaunt it in public? Do you want to get beaten up?

"Oh... right, Keqing, have you seen my glasses?"

After listening, Xianyun agreed with Keqing's assessment.

(... As the saying goes, too much of a good thing is bad.)

Xianyun consoled himself.

"It's crushed," Keqing replied expressionlessly.

"Huh? When did it get damaged?"

"I don't know, but when I was washing you yesterday, I found the glasses frame in your butt, but the lenses are nowhere to be found."

"..."

Xianyun's face instantly turned completely red.

"Cough cough... Oh, I see. Well, there's nothing we can do about it."

(That kid Shenhe is really something... No wonder I felt something was off about his back yesterday...)

Xianyun took a deep breath, and then a golden light of immortal magic flashed across his body.

After the golden light dissipated, the same clothes as before appeared on Xianyun's body.

Someone cheated!

"Hmm? Keqing, what's wrong?"

Having regained his elegant and dignified demeanor, Xianyun pushed up his red-rimmed glasses.

"You... no, it's alright."

Thinking about it carefully, Xianyun is normally a crane... so it seems quite normal for him to have this kind of magic.

Keqing suppressed her urge to complain and woke up Shenhe and Ganyu, who were still sleeping.

That said, Xianyun actually managed to fight a one-for-one exchange with a physical fighter like Shenhe yesterday... In a way, he truly lives up to the name of the True Lord.

"I wish I didn't have ears," Rita couldn't help but say as Keqing walked over to the "sleeping" Rita.

What were those people talking about just now?!

Rita felt that if she didn't make sarcastic remarks, her life as a sarcastic commentator would be over.

Keqing glanced at Rita but ignored her.

After waking Liu Bai up, I borrowed three sets of clothes from him.

(Ah... I suddenly feel like doing it again.)

Liu Bai looked at the three people with their clothes hanging loosely—that's the charm of a "boyfriend shirt"!