She's Already Inevitably Become the Quipster

Ningguang spoke very quickly, without a trace of politeness.

"...ah?"

"No time to explain! A meteor is hurtling towards the guesthouse!"

Ningguang was so anxious that she slammed her fist on the table.

"Lord Liu Bai! Run!"

...meteor?

Liu Bai's brain accepted the information in Ningguang's words without any hindrance.

But Liu Bai's next thought was— Elysia?

After all, it looks like a coincidence no matter how you look at it.

Usually, these are just formalities, right?

"—Hey! Liu Bai!"

At this moment, Asta looked towards the window with a look of horror on her face.

"Look at the window—!"

A "meteor" with a pink tail is hurtling towards us.

"..."

Hey! Something's not right here!

Although pink, in a sense, proves Liu Bai's guess.

But this shooting star... it really is a shooting star!

"Rock--!"

Liu Bai Baishun took out his dream from the Serenitea Pot and attached it to the rock collar that he had obtained from the full sense of martial arts in Liyue.

Dream

—Coincidentally, Liu Bai's bed is made of jade.

A jade wall covered with an earthen yellow color rose up from the bed.

Boom--!

Crash—!

The sounds of things falling to the ground and windows shattering rang out simultaneously, seemingly in quick succession.

... However, the Jade Wall did not seem to have been impacted.

No, there was an impact from the airflow.

"Hi hi hi~ The super invincible beautiful girl Elysia makes her dazzling appearance~?!"

A vibrant, youthful voice rang out from outside the Jade Wall.

"Hey? Where is everyone? Are you shy?"

A lively tapping sound echoed outside the Jade Wall.

"... What is this?"

Even Einstein, with his calm and collected demeanor, was somewhat bewildered upon hearing the woman's voice outside.

The knocking outside hadn't stopped yet.

"Hmm~ Even so, His Highness should have caught the adorable princess who fell from the sky! How could he just abandon her and hide away~"

A tone of dissatisfaction, almost like a child's whining.

"We should embrace the princess with open arms!"

Everyone else inside the Jade Wall looked at Liu Bai.

"..."

Liu Bai felt a little uncomfortable under the scrutinizing gazes of this group of people.

It's as if everyone is saying, "Look at the trouble you've caused, Your Highness."

Yes, there was a hint of mockery in his scrutiny.

... Aside from Tesla, I actually felt a bit moved.

"Ahem, I don't accept princesses weighing more than 55 kilograms."

Liu Bai calmly launched a personal attack on Elysia.

—I feel like if I don't attack Elysia now, these people will attack me.

Well, from the perspective of what I just perceived, Elysia was controlling the impact.

They didn't bump into the Jade Wall at all... although, according to Elysia, without the Jade Wall, they would have bumped into her.

"What do you mean fifty-five! He's only 58!"

"There's no difference, right?"

"You don't understand girls' sharp remarks at all!"

Elysia scolded Liu Bai from behind the wall— Liu Bai could imagine Elysia's angry expression just from her voice.

"Ah... Liu Bai, you can't attack a girl with your weight no matter what you say."

Asta spoke very seriously.

"That's right, a girl's weight and age are very important," Planck said with a senior's air.

"..."

Hey, do you think I'm attacking Elysia's weight to appease someone?

Fortunately, it seems that none of the people present are very hostile towards Elysia.

—After all, Elysia declared her friendship right from the start.

Some people have even realized that the girl with the cute voice outside the Jade Wall is the "super troublemaker" that Liu Bai just mentioned.

It was a false alarm, but I'm still a little scared.

Tesla, the most impulsive member of this group of rational people, was also somewhat moved by the romantic story of the princess and the prince—although the so-called "romantic story" was just a figment of his imagination.

"Brother-in-law (General)! Are you alright?!"

The door to Liu Bai's room was kicked open.

Ying and the others rushed in immediately.

"Whoa~ Where's that beautiful girl's voice~! My dear prince, have you opened the door~?"

"This...?"

The nonsensical noise outside startled Inazuma and the others who were rushing to the rescue.

They were all terrified.

Without any warning, a pink meteor suddenly appeared in the sky and crashed towards us.

No one was on guard; everyone was doing their own thing. When they found out, they were all terrified.

Kujou Sara even flew over from the cafeteria at great personal risk.

"A thief..." Sara realized that the person outside might not be an enemy, but her face still darkened, and she immediately grabbed her knife.

Kage glanced at Kujou, then decisively put his mind to Kujou Sara and grabbed a knife as well.

"It's alright, it..."

Liu Bai quickly calmed down the loyal dog and the silly guy, and then decisively removed the Jade Wall.

"Let me introduce you. This is Elysia... well, you all know who she is."

Liu Bai didn't want to explain too much; he just let these people think that Elysia came out of Gacha Machine.

... While some might find the logic flawed upon closer examination, those who do are unlikely to be so emotionally unintelligent as to ask the question.

"Give me a hug!"

Just as Liu Bai was about to introduce the other people to Elysia suddenly rushed up and hugged Liu Bai.

"..." Sara Wei Qing's face darkened again.

"Uh... wait a minute, we're talking about serious business..."

Elysia's bayonet attack caught Liu Bai off guard—who would snuggle into someone's arms the first time they meet!

... Although the clear pairing of "prince" and "princess" made Liu Bai roughly understand that Elysia's initial favorability should be extremely high.

"Hey~ Do you still want to talk about serious matters while this cute girl is in your arms?"

Elysia pouted, looking very unhappy.

"Of course we're going to have a party! A party with beautiful girls~!"

"..."

Even Kujou Sara was a little stunned as she watched Elysia running wild.

"The bed is just the right size~ How about we all have a party~?"

Liu Bai was about to stop Elysia, he saw her expression change from one of Elysia teasing to one of playful banter, which was only visible to him.

Instead, a sly smile, tinged with the air of a slightly wicked woman, appeared on her face. Then, the pink-haired girl whispered in Liu Bai's ear:

"If you don't party with them, they're going to steal all the pretty girls next to Liu Bai-qin from your party~?~??"

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Chapter 358: Complaints about slavery are inevitable

... No, rather than a bad woman, she's more like a female demon?

That Kamisato is full of teasing and provocation.

Liu Bai couldn't help but look down at the cute pink-haired creature in his arms as the wind blew through him.

... It has to be admitted that beneath her cute appearance, Elysia's occasional glimpses of a wicked woman are truly captivating.

"Is this what they call a troublemaker?"

Asta finally realized just how troublesome a woman could be described as a troublemaker by Liu Bai.

Completely disregarding what others might think, they loudly proclaimed this—"You've only just met!"

They have absolutely no sense of shame!

"BOSS?" Asta's voice carried a hint of doubt—she noticed that Liu Bai seemed to be quite familiar with Elysia.

"... Don't look at me."

Liu Bai instantly understood what Asta meant.

But he really doesn't know the answer to this.

No, in some respects Liu Bai is actually quite clear about it.

"Princess and prince are a perfect couple," Elysia declared righteously.

... Yes, although it sounds absurd, this reason seems to have some persuasive power.

Especially from Liu Bai's perspective.

He worked so hard, straining his heart and kidneys to create Elysia, isn't it normal for them to be a little closer?