The Theory of Lifelong Regret

Liu Bai returned to the deck to see what the girls were doing, but as soon as he came up, a punch was thrown at him.

Liu Bai was startled and barely managed to dodge.

"Feixiao?"

"Good... good lad, you actually managed to dodge that punch."

Feixiao looked at the "Cloud Knights" in front of him and revealed a ferocious smile.

"Come on! Let's have another spar!"

(He drank too much.)

Illusion Moon through Liu Bai's eyes at Feixiao, who was grinning foolishly, and at the wine bottle in her hand, and inwardly scoffed.

(Retracting what I said earlier, it's possible that not only the judge of the Xianzhou has a problem, but the general might also be at fault—watch out! They're attacking!)

In an instant, Feixiao changed his fist into a claw and swept over.

"How much did you give her to drink?"

Liu Bai quickly bent down to dodge.

Fortunately, Feixiao wasn't taking it seriously because he was drunk.

"Two glasses! Just two glasses!"

Beidou, who was hiding to the side, shouted loudly.

"I asked her if she wanted white wine or beer! She immediately said she wanted strong wine, so of course I gave her white wine!"

"Two cups? I think this bottle is almost half empty!"

Liu Bai glanced at the wine bottle in Feixiao's hand, which was clearly half empty.

"She was drinking while she was acting drunk!"

Beidou's tone was full of unspeakable suffering.

I thought this guy could really drink, but after two glasses he was completely out of control.

What can Beidou say?

Unlucky!

—Although now it's Liu Bai who should be saying bad luck.

"Excellent! I never expected to find someone as talented as you in the Cloud Knights!"

After Feixiao tilted his head back and drank heartily, he loudly praised Liu Bai.

"Our Qingqiu Army is in dire need of talent like you!"

"... What did I do?"

Liu Bai pondered, hadn't he just dodged two of Feixiao's punches?

The punches weren't light, but they were completely inaccurate.

(He was probably drunk and hallucinating, thinking he had unleashed some kind of powerful move.)

Illusion Moon's tone was full of disdain.

(Fox without a tail, go play somewhere else.)

"Come! Take another sword strike from this general!"

Feixiao turned his head and started gesturing at the air.

"Is it reasonable to Emanator drunk after just two cups?"

Liu Bai watched Feixiao, who was "dancing and gesturing," speechlessly.

It's clear that Feixiao's sword dance will be very beautiful.

Even when he's drunk and acting crazy, he still manages to be quite dashing.

(Who knows?)

Illusion Moon was speechless at Feixiao, who was also a Heavenly General and Emanator.

They say this guy has good drinking habits, he's drunk after two drinks, even a dog would shake its head at that.

But is this person a good drinker? Well, when he's drunk, he might throw a few punches, or unleash a powerful attack in the illusionist's mind, but the actual destructive power is not that great.

... Of course, the premise is that you don't touch her.

Otherwise, he would definitely get beaten up.

"Beidou, you guys drink like this in broad daylight?"

"She didn't drink much!"

Beidou has its own unspeakable difficulties.

"I just had two bites! Really just two bites! You really can't blame me for this!"

If she kept drinking and bottles were scattered all over the place, Liu Bai could throw her into the sea to sober her up without a second thought.

But two drinks and I'm knocked out... damn it!

Who would have thought their alcohol tolerance was so low?

"...they?"

Liu Bai suddenly noticed this word.

"Dulu dulu~~"

At that moment, a cute girl's voice rang out next to Beidou.

"... and this guy also got knocked out after two drinks."

The Beidou bends down and lifts up a person.

—Eden, pouting and making little "dududu" sounds like a child.

"... She's also someone who gets drunk after two drinks, but I can understand her."

Feixiao admitted that he had tried to persuade Beidou, but denied that he was the main problem.

Eden said he really didn't try to persuade Beidou at all.

"This girl doesn't look like someone who can drink alcohol, but she insisted on trying some baijiu. Well... okay, she's supposed to be a two-cup wonder, but she actually drank almost half a jin (250ml) before she became like this."

"Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo~~~"

Eden emitted a sound that resembled a tune but had no tune at all.

Beidou continued to sigh.

This girl can drink more than Feixiao.

(Illusion Moon, do you know what she's thinking right now?)

(He probably imagined himself as a singing fish.)

(A mermaid?)

(No, it's just an ordinary fish; to be more specific, it's imagining itself blowing bubbles and singing.)

"..."

Liu Bai rubbed his forehead.

You guys are really good at creating drama.

Okay, Eden can understand.

This person has a slightly low alcohol tolerance but excellent drinking manners—however, he used to drink red wine.

This situation is somewhat understandable.

"Come here, Liu Bai, let me hold you."

Beidou picked up Eden and then placed him in Liu Bai's arms.

Quickly distract Liu Bai.

"Dulu dulu~~"

Eden blew bubbles while rubbing against Liu Bai.

... Even though he was drunk, he could still recognize people.

So what will Feixiao do now?

(Tail, wanna try something?)

(Hehe...)

Illusion Moon, who was called Tail, turned pale and a spiritual power enveloped Feixiao.

The next moment, Feixiao shuddered, and a cold sweat visibly broke out all over his body.

"Lord Liu, Lord Liu Bai, please don't—"

Chapter 365 The Theory of Lifelong Regret

"Tsk, that's a quick reaction."

Illusion Moon glanced at Feixiao, who had only been in a daze for a second, and curled her lips.

Although it was a casual mental attack, Feixiao was still slightly surprised that Illusion Moon could regain his senses so quickly while he was drunk.

... No, it's also possible that she was simply "startled awake"?

After all, Feixiao's face was now soaked with cold sweat.

It's clear that Feixiao has sweated profusely from drinking so much.

"Looks like you've seen a pretty good sight," Illusion Moon floated out and teased.

"I..." Feixiao raised his hand, his hands trembling slightly, and wiped away the sweat.

After a couple of seconds, Feixiao finally came to his senses and Illusion Moon realized that he had fallen into Huanlong's trap.

—For a general of the Xianzhou, this moment of being stunned lasted a little too long.

After regaining her senses, Feixiao glanced at Liu Bai —but Liu Bai didn't even look at her.

Instead, he was coaxing Eden, who was purring in his arms.

Amazing, right? Actually, Liu Bai had been focusing his attention on Feixiao Er before, but Eden in his arms started acting up, and Liu Bai had no choice but to coax Eden.

No matter what, Eden hasn't reached the point where it needs to create Illusion Moon like the Feixiao.

"... Stop making sarcastic remarks."

Feixiao glared fiercely at Illusion Moon.

The scene before her eyes suddenly changed to...

... Qingque's situation worsened yesterday.

People wear less and are more proactive.

It was roughly like this... a drunken version of himself being led around by Liu Bai, begging Liu Bai to inject energy into him.

Well... this scene doesn't exactly trigger past traumas or anything like that; she's not that fragile.

—Because the shadows of the past weren't this dark.

Moreover, this scene is so obviously a "dream" that it's obvious at a glance.

However, what's terrifying is that you're just an observer.

Yes, a true third-person observer's perspective, completely unable to control another version of oneself.

"I was just curious about what the Shogun saw." Illusion Moon chuckled, his tone ambiguous, revealing a mix of teasing and sarcasm.

Feixiao gritted his teeth, but ultimately decided not to argue with Illusion Moon.

"... Really, this happens right after I'm just starting to feel slightly tipsy."

Beidou Illusion Moon: "..."