Honkai: My Mods Are Overpowered
Chapter 585

I'll Help You Win Her Over! (cont.)

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Liu Bai originally thought that Sparkle would eventually choose the middle path of "working like a cow or a horse" for a while.

"How about I help you seduce other women?"

Sparkle, suppressing her shyness, continued to refine the conditions that had suddenly come to her mind.

We must seize upon Liu Bai's momentary wavering.

"... It's really a delicate matter; I don't know if I need it or not."

The benefits offered by Sparkle are truly embarrassing.

Does Liu Bai really need Sparkle's help?

Sparkle seems to have thought of this as well.

"Um... what I mean is, aren't there still a lot of people who haven't come clean with you because they're too embarrassed?"

Sparkle's ideas gradually became clearer.

"I can guide them to be honest!"

Sparkle has risked everything to protect her chastity.

Upon hearing this, Guinaifen nudged Pellervy twice with her elbow.

This is the ultimate dishonest girl.

—Then Guinaifen was glared at by Pellervy mushroom-shaped eyes.

It's clear that Pellervy quite unhappy with Guinaifen's "labeling" behavior.

"Good idea..."

After some calculation, Liu Bai concluded that although it wasn't the result he wanted, it was acceptable after rounding up.

Moreover, the original goal didn't actually have any advantages.

It's just an excuse to keep the Sparkle close to me.

And predictably... whether it's her original goal or the benefits Sparkle is offering now, Sparkle will definitely cause trouble.

— Surely no one really thinks that Sparkle is the kind of person who would so easily accept being taken advantage of?

However, to be fair, this matter was quite sudden for Liu Bai as well, and it was outside his plans.

But because it is in his favor, it can continue.

"Then I'll have to look forward to seeing what you'll do, Lady Sparkle."

Liu Bai's teasing voice came from below.

Even the slightest exhalation made Sparkle shudder.

Hateful...

(But you still fell for the trap!)

A triumphant smile flashed in Sparkle's eyes.

What kind of strategy guide do you need?

Pooh!

Of course, we should just administer the medication directly!

Ruan Mei didn't mention the dosage; she's definitely trying to trick her.

But the effect certainly did not disappoint Sparkle.

If even she has fallen into this predicament, then what about the others?

To put it bluntly, apart from Huanlong, who might be able to ignore the Love Elixir due to her physical nature, the others... even Huangquan Feixiao, wouldn't perform much better than her.

... But then again, what if Ruan Mei tells on us?

Based on the current situation, Sparkle believes that Liu Bai is unaware of the Elixir of Love.

—Sparkle no longer has any contempt for Liu Bai.

They completely treated Liu Bai as an "omniscient BOSS within the known scope".

Therefore, by simply assuming how Liu Bai would react if he knew about this, Sparkle can deduce that Liu Bai most likely doesn't know about it.

In a little while... it seems I'll have to bribe Ruan Mei again.

Fortunately, that guy was already a perverted biologist.

If he promises to drug Ruan Mei and let her and Liu Bai have their fun, he might be able to turn her into an "accomplice with whom there is absolutely no trust."

Okay, so far these things seem to be almost effortless.

Sparkle quickly sorted out these thoughts in an instant, and immediately covered them up with countless distracting thoughts to prevent Illusion Moon, a great Suiyang Race, from perceiving them.

"I'll reluctantly let you off this time..."

Liu Bai Sparkle.

After liberation, Sparkle couldn't wait to put on the panties that had been lying around.

The dry touch barely masked the feeling of dampness on my body.

Phew... I feel a little more at ease now.

It turns out that the greatest invention in human history has always been so close to her...

"Seriously, Boss Liu, you're getting more and more reckless."

Guinaifen took out a tissue from her bag and knelt down to gently wipe Liu Bai's face.

"Boss Liu, if you really want to, I can do it... and I can even use that... cough, the best black stockings from Xianzhou to hold you."

Guinaifen blushed.

Guinaifen has now accepted Liu Bai's compliment about her black stockings without hesitation.

"Cough cough—!"

Pellervy coughed twice loudly.

Pellervy's face was as dark as if she had seen a grumpy father who had just seen his unruly child causing trouble.

"Ah, Peru..."

"..."

Pellervy glanced at Liu Bai with utter disappointment, then turned and left.

"Don't worry, anyway, Peppy will still look at Boss Liu with a cold but concerned expression tomorrow. That's just how that child is."

Guinaifen took the initiative to "speak up for Pellervy."

Pellervy had just turned around and taken two steps, suddenly stumbled and glared fiercely at Guinaifen with a dark face.

Is she some kind of despicable person?!

Hateful...

Pellervy, her face flushed, turned away and fled as if running away.

"It's okay, I'm actually starting to get used to it... I guess this is just the tsundere type of serious people."

Guinaifen could see it, and Liu Bai naturally could too.

The term "serious tsundere" can be understood as someone who sets high standards for their partner.

However, to those who are easygoing, such high standards seem like the usual fault-finding of an arrogant character.

The essence of the difference between this kind of character's ordinary tsundere personality lies in one sentence.

She's just afraid that one day when she's gone, you still won't be independent.

She's a bit like a biological mother.

—Although for Liu Bai, this is somewhat contrary to the natural order.

Liu Bai glanced to the side and, unsurprisingly, Sparkle had already fled the scene.

"... By the way, Boss Liu, what flavor do Sparkle taste like?"

Guinaifen was slightly concerned about this.

"It's a bit hard to describe... or do you want me to say something like 'Little Gui and delicious'?"

"Hmm... I guess I have a bit of a fantasy about it too."

"So, do you think my... you know... tastes sweet and delicious?"

"... Well... I guess that doesn't count."

Even if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Guinaifen wouldn't have gone so far as to romanticize even this aspect.

"That settles it. If it ever tastes really sweet and delicious, then it can only mean there's something wrong with your body."

"So realistic... it feels like my fantasy has been shattered."

"You could have found the answer simply by touching yourself! Why did your illusions shatter?"

Liu Bai complained that even her portrayal of a young girl was somewhat abstract.

"... Isn't that because we hadn't thought of this before?"

Guinaifen was quite embarrassed.

Liu Bai could only roll his eyes at this.

Speechless. There's nothing I can say about this shrimp-headed girl.

"It's not a fantasy!"

Elysia pushed open the door at that moment, "That thing of a beautiful girl must be sweet and delicious—!"

Okay, there's also a shrimp-headed woman here.

Sigh, I'm so cold and shivering...

——

"How is the Sea of Quanta doing now?"

After dinner, Liu Bai carried the Herta Puppet to the Far East Branch's own research institute—actually, Liu Bai was quite surprised that the Far East Branch would have such a place.

After all, in Liu Bai's stereotype, the Far East Branch seemed to be at the level of being cute when it came to scientific research.

However, considering that the current leader of the Far East Branch is Kallen instead of Theresa, Liu Bai accepted this situation quite naturally.

"Not good, the 'tide' looks a bit unnatural."

Einstein rubbed his temples.

"What about the possibility of deep-sea diving?"

"I don't recommend having this idea. If we dive deep now, we won't even be able to determine the coordinates."

Tesla's expression was also very serious.

If it's dried, it'll be completely rotten.

It's easy to sink, but whether you can "swim back up" depends on luck.

If you're unlucky, a series of World Bubble can kill you.

"Oh... so this is the place called the Sea of Quanta."

Herta went online at just the right time— Liu Bai strongly suspected that Herta had actually been keeping an eye on this place all along.

"It is indeed a very bad chart."

Herta glanced at the screen. She had never been exposed to the Sea of Quanta, but she could still see the energy fluctuation curve.

"If it's in a shipping channel, that section of the channel will probably be closed for a long time... You're saying this is 'tides'?"

"It's just a figurative metaphor."

Einstein nodded toward the Herta.

"That's a very apt description—so can we predict when the 'tide' will recede?"

There are similar metaphors for Imaginary energy in the universe, which is why the Herta understood it very quickly.

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