"Then don't show it to me after trimming it."
Liu Bai pursed his lips. "There's no one else here."
"Mm... th-that's true."
"And aren't you pretty excited? You could practically become the Hydro Archon."
"I told you not to say things like that—and you look m-more like the Hydro Archon, don't you?"
"..."
With Sparkle's help, Furina had forcibly cut in line... Listening to the sounds behind the door, her face turned even redder.
"The H-Hydro Archon isn't that kind of profession..."
Furina muttered softly.
But after getting closer, what she heard was no longer the sort of cries audible from outside.
As someone who counted as a superhuman, Furina could clearly hear the sounds of impacts and flowing water behind the door.
So even as she denied it out loud, Furina instinctively began thinking about it.
...As a former Oceanid, she really did have plenty of moisture.
(...So embarrassing.)
Furina lowered her head, doing her best not to let anyone see her flushed face.
Then another question that arose in her mind made Furina even more embarrassed.
(If I did that... would there be... a lot of water?)
Because of Furina's origins and status, she truly possessed only the most basic knowledge about sex, with absolutely nothing beyond that.
No, even that most basic knowledge might have had some gaps.
After all, Furina never encountered such matters in her daily life.
Even the boldest and most romantic Fontaine citizens would not use dirty jokes to offend a "god."
Yes, there were still too few King Zhous in this world.
Not to mention that, as the queen of all laws, the Hydro Archon's strictness in enforcing them was no less than Liyue's spirit of contracts.
Anyone who truly dared offend a god would probably spend the rest of their