What the Heck Is This Guy Saying So Early in the Morning? / Is Liu Bai Really That Kind of Person?!

Watching Tingyun deliver that playful remark in such a melancholy tone, Feixiao suddenly felt her ass clench for some reason.

"W-what about having it as a drinking snack instead?"

"This guy... what kind of nonsense was she spouting so early in the morning?"

"...General, is this really all you've got?"

Covering her face as she downed who knew how many cups of strong liquor, Tingyun coldly watched the utterly unconscious Feixiao.

"Guh... I can't anymore..."

Feixiao could not get back up—unexpectedly, she had a terrible tolerance for alcohol.

And near Feixiao's tailbone, there were now two pale green... well, scallions.

Tingyun had shoved two scallions into her, and now they bobbed up and down with Feixiao's breathing.

Tingyun admired Feixiao's defeated, unsightly state as she continued sipping her drink.

As a merchant, the first lesson in socializing was not to make a fool of oneself at the drinking table.

But then again... why did this person look completely drunk?

Could she not feel what had been inserted back there?

Tingyun was puzzled for a moment, then the answer came to her on its own.

After looking more closely, Tingyun realized she had bought scallions that were too thin...

Whatever. Tingyun was not that interested in Feixiao anyway.

—Before getting revenge, she had stared fixedly at her. After getting revenge, she no longer cared.

So next...

Tingyun thought for a moment, took out her phone, snapped a photo of Feixiao, then opened a group chat.

Late at night.

Ding-dong~

"...Mm?"

Liu Bai rubbed his eyes, pulled back the arm he had been using as Firefly's pillow, and picked up the terminal by the bed for a look.

"Mm...?"

Liu Bai's movement woke Firefly as well.

"...What is it? In the middle of the night?"

Firefly yawned and opened her bleary