Bleed Enough and It Won't Be Awkward (Continued)

"Ugh!!"

You with your thin eyebrows and big eyes, how come you only care about yourself? What about this immortal?!

Gechen Langshi Zhenjun looked away embarrassedly, unable to bear watching his friend being buried alive.

Cloud Retainer widened even more, and then, in a flash of inspiration, her graceful body transformed into a bird with a roar.

Unfortunately, the rope binding her was a magical artifact made by Guizhong. Even though Cloud Retainer, it still tightly bound her body—and even worse, this time it directly bound her beak, leaving her no chance to bite it off.

"Ugh!!!"

Cloud Retainer, stared wide-eyed in terror.

Finally, Gechen Langshi Zhenjun could no longer bear to watch and closed his eyes. At the same time, he silently wriggled his body, moving a little further away from the doomed bird.

"Swish! Swish!"

The digging is still ongoing.

As you can see, the bird pit is getting deeper and deeper, and more and more perfect.

Cloud Retainer, racked his brains and finally found a way out.

"Duh! Duh! Duh!"

The bird's beak couldn't open, but it was still part of an immortal's body, so it was no less a divine weapon.

Cloud Retainer to poke the ground with his beak, writing a line of text like a printer.

[I swear to the Emperor, this is a secret known only to you and me, and I will never reveal it!]

"Cloud Retainer, you!?"

When it was Gechen Langshi Zhenjun stared wide-eyed in disbelief.

You, Cloud Retainer, after all these years of friendship, you actually want to betray me?

The human and the bird glared at each other, kicking each other's legs back and forth, vividly demonstrating what a three-thousand-year-old plastic sisterhood is all about.

Guizhong stood before the two formed pits, his hands braced against the shovel, his chin resting on his hands, watching the two betray each other with a melancholy expression.

"Call out!"

Ultimately, the two immortals had lived longer and possessed more knowledge and cunning. The "simple" Guizhong was still struggling, while one of them unleashed sword energy with her leg and the other brandished a sharp claw, breaking free from their restraints almost simultaneously.

"Let's go!" ×2

Without saying a word, the man and the bird split into two groups and each soared into the sky.

Immortals cannot compare to Demon God, at least not to those who have Guizhong, in every aspect.

Therefore, joining forces to escape is futile. After this final wave of tacit cooperation, it all comes down to luck. Who will continue to live freely, and who will be thrown into the pit, depends on which one Guizhong ultimately catches up with.

"Ha! Hahaha! Let's recreate a corner of the Archon War here!"

Logically speaking, Guizhong should pursue Cloud Retainer. After all, Ping'er is more tactful and keeps her mouth shut. As for Cloud Retainer, almost everything she knows is known to all the immortals, and she often reveals every detail.

However, at this Guizhong, there was no room for even the slightest risk.

With a wild laugh, she broke the massive seal at the entrance of her cave and retrieved her long-sealed Guizhong Machine. Giant crossbow-like magical mechanisms rose into the air, aimed at the two immortals in the distance.

"Although it's been a while, thankfully it hasn't suffered any external damage, so it's still usable... Come on! The hunt begins!"

"Holy crap! Guizhong, Gui Zhong! Aim at Cloud Retainer! She's a bird, she flies faster than me, and her beak is bigger than mine!"

"Ge Chenlangshi, you scoundrel! Guizhong n't listen to her! Everyone knows I'm not good with words and usually live in a deserted mountain! It's Ge Chenlangshi who hangs out in the market; she's the one who'll leak your secrets to everyone in Liyue!"

As the man and the bird fled, they simultaneously stirred up hatred between each other from afar.

The Vago Rock King above—If the Rock King himself is so unconventional, how can you expect his immortal subordinates to be serious?

Aside from the Great Sage Who Subdues Demons, he's usually the one being played.

Even the wildly laughing Guizhong hesitated for a moment, unsure of the main point. Fortunately, Dust King was a seasoned arms enthusiast who had seen countless battles, and he instantly understood—why should I choose? With the Guizhong Machine in hand, of course I want it all!

"Boom boom boom!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The dazzling flames illuminated Lu Hua Garden, along with the maniacal laughter of Guizhong's Honkai.

Huge magical arrows pierced the sky, dense as rain, and with the force of thunder, hurtling towards the immortals in both places.

Seeing the attack approaching, Cloud Retainer and Gechenlangshi knew that their speed could not escape the capture of Guizhong Machine. After all, Guizhong was a weapon prepared for the Archon War and gods. It naturally had various ingenious designs for flying enemies, and it was not something that ordinary immortals could avoid.

They simply hardened their hearts.

"Cloud Retainer to cover me while I charge in and subdue her first, then we'll deal with everything else!"

"Alright! You can rest assured that I will handle things well!"

The plastic friendship has been re-bonded into a solid camaraderie.

Then Cloud Retainer, directly confronting Guizhong Machine's firepower. Meanwhile, Ge Chenlangshi seized the opportunity to break in, his long spear capable of shattering all laws, his body surging with fierce and domineering immortal power, charging fearlessly towards Guizhong.

"Bang!!!"

In the direction of Jueyunjian, the Xueyue Zhuyang Zhenjun and Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun, who were currently closest to Lu Hua Garden, both tilted their heads. Looking at the dazzling immortal magic and surging aura, they were speechless.

Damn it, we don't have any enemies, so what are these three crazy women up to?

"Boom!!!"

After a dazzling burst of Elemental Power and a series of earth-shattering tremors, the surrounding mountains of Lu Hua Garden were shattered, and the ground was flattened several layers deep.

Amidst the chaos, a fairy and a bird confronted a Demon God.

Ge Chenlang held up a long spear, Cloud Retainer to raise a bird claw that was forming a hand seal. Guizhong, holding a Guizhong Machine in each hand, faced them with a gloomy expression.

"Can't you two just sleep peacefully? Don't worry, I'll dig you up after the world of Teyvat is destroyed! Do you think you can stop my Guizhong Machine?"

"Hmph! It's just an ancient relic from 2700 years ago, long outdated. Who are you trying to scare? This immortal can break it with a flick of my wrist!"

"Give up, Guizhong, we won't die like this!"

The three sisters, who were once the closest of friends, now stare at each other like enemies.

Just as the conflict was about to erupt again, Cloud Retainer his bird claws high:

"Wait!"

"Um?"

"Speaking of Guizhong and Ping'er, did we accidentally destroy Fanan and Yingda's cave dwelling as well?"

"..." ×2

Guizhong and Ping'er remained silent, both breaking out in a cold sweat.

Then, Cloud Retainer bird's claw and continued:

"And with such a commotion, someone will probably come to see it soon. How are we going to explain this?"

"..." ×2

Ping'er is a little better.

As for Guizhong, she had already decisively put away the Guizhong Machine, set up a stone table on the spot, and poured tea.

"Haha, it's rare for my two friends to come all this way, why don't we have some tea and catch up?"

"How come you're friends again now?"

"Do you want to be friends, or are you setting a trap?"

"Indeed, it's rare to see good friends again, hahaha!"

Cloud Retainer, and Ge Chenlang laughed expressionlessly, their laughter completely flat, their wooden expressions unchanged.

Regardless, their "plastic sisterhood" was temporarily forced to stay together due to the circumstances.