I Told You to Imitate, Not to Surpass!

The Dharma Ending Era is full of fake wine.

Sometime earlier.

Lingzhou Yue was in a great mood today after taking in a useless disciple, so much so that she drank too much fake wine. Coupled with disturbing Chun dreams, she needed to pee before dawn.

In the Dharma Ending Era, spiritual energy is thin, causing herbs to be impure. This causes blockages in the spiritual meridians of cultivators, easily accumulating all kinds of filth in their bodies.

If these impurities are forcibly expelled through the spiritual meridians, skin, and airways, it would not only waste spiritual power but also easily cause secondary infections.

Therefore, some low-level cultivators still retain the excretion methods of mortals, which are green, environmentally friendly, and easier to integrate into the natural way of Dao.

Of course, for Lingzhou Yue, who has a special physique and powerful cultivation, there is only one reason for peeing—

Too much fake wine!

Dazed, she swayed her body and walked out of the thatched hut under the starlight and moonlight.

She always believed in her own strength, had dull senses, and a lazy style.

In addition, the moonlight was hazy, and the dream was ethereal, so she didn't even notice the disciple's room on the other side of the thatched hut.

It wasn't until she finished peeing in the bushes of West Cliff and was about to go back to sleep that she discovered the disciple's room across from her.

Following a trail of freshly turned soil in front of the disciple's room, she also found Xiao Ran digging a hole.

As far as digging a hole goes, are you here to poop too? This was her instinctive thought.

But she is a noble master, and she must pay attention to her status in front of her disciples. Such vulgar words cannot be said.

So, with a straight face, she pretended to be aloof. Under the bright moonlight, she looked like a pure fairy.

"What are you doing?"

The scent of wine, water stains, and the smell of stars...

Xiao Ran couldn't understand how the little fairies in his previous life didn't poop and only released rainbow farts. How could a true fairy in the cultivation world, who had already achieved complete fasting, still pee?

This is not reasonable.

Especially when his eyes saw his master's face, as bright as the moon, as beautiful as a painting, and full of heroic spirit, but his nose smelled a faint star odor mixed with the scent of wine.

Xiao Ran said—

I can't accept it! But the ironclad fact proves that fairies also need to pee, especially fairies who love to drink, and what they pee smells like wine.

This topic touched on Xiao Ran's blind spot of knowledge.

He really didn't want to start this topic with a fairy, especially since this fairy was his master.

So he said directly, "Disciple built a disciple's room and made an indoor toilet. The domestic sewage is discharged from Sword-Wielding Mountain through buried bamboo pipes."

This is also possible?

Well, as long as it's not about cultivation, it's worth encouraging.

Lingzhou Yue said:

"You have a lot of ideas. This master will appreciate your house."

Xiao Ran:

"Please guide me, Master."

Lingzhou Yue came to the front of the disciple's room.

Good heavens! It's so big.

Wait, this house...

Lingzhou Yue frowned slightly, feeling something was wrong.

So, carrying the wine bamboo tube, she walked around the house.

She saw that the disciple's room had painted rafters and carved beams, and while being quaint, it was also towering and majestic. It was as if it was a work of art, carved by gods, giving people a sense of the impact of the great Dao being simple!

Especially when the bright moonlight draped over the roof of the disciple's house...

Too beautiful.

Moreover, a closer look at the location of this house's foundation reveals that it is situated at the second golden node of the spiritual vein beneath Sword-Wielding Mountain.

Even more bizarre is that this seemingly chaotic Bagua foundation actually draws spiritual power more efficiently than her thatched hut.

"I told you to imitate, not surpass!" Lingzhou Yue watched in a daze.

For a moment, she seemed to have glimpsed the secrets of heaven, sensing a trace of the beauty of the Heavenly Dao that she had never experienced before. She suddenly recalled the dream she had just had...

Impossible.

There are no gods in this world.

This is just an ordinary house, with no restrictions, no formations, and not even a trace of spiritual power!

After a long while, Lingzhou Yue asked Xiao Ran,

"Who did you get to build this house?"

Xiao Ran said directly, "The handymen division."

"The handymen division has someone like that?"

"Yes, they are very professional."

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

Aren't you just stupid!

Xiao Ran then added,

"I only gave them a design drawing, without explaining a single word, and they perfectly built the house... That's what you call professional."

The wine bamboo tube that had just reached her lips suddenly stopped.

"You drew the design?"

Lingzhou Yue was skeptical, her divine sense instantly maximized, scanning Xiao Ran up and down, inside and out.

Confirming that he possessed a near-perfect Balanced Five-Elements Endowment, a talentless aptitude.

In terms of physique and talent, this disciple had no advantages whatsoever, except for a few special strengths.

But looking at his pure eyes, there was no sign of lying.

Hard to explain.

She tentatively asked,

"Could it be that your ancestors were royal craftsmen?"

Xiao Ran didn't know how to explain.

He couldn't possibly say that he bought the skill with filial piety points he got from you.

"I guess so."

Seeing that Xiao Ran didn't explain too much, Lingzhou Yue didn't ask further, took a sip of wine, and sighed to herself, "I didn't expect there to be such talented people in the mortal world. Perhaps it wasn't a coincidence that I found you in the crowd."

Perhaps it wasn't a coincidence?

So, the previous motivation was entirely accidental? Just randomly picking a useless person from the crowd to be a personal disciple? Xiao Ran frowned, trying to figure out his master's motives.

Lingzhou Yue quickly said, "Don't think too much, take me to see your house."

Xiao Ran:

"Yes."

Opening the wooden door, they entered the disciple's room.

Good heavens! Lingzhou Yue's beautiful eyes twitched.

This luxurious space, this furniture configuration, this large bamboo bed, this bamboo membrane gauze quilt, this open and transparent feeling, actually allowed the moonlight to pour into every corner...

Moreover, you even made it two stories, one for sleeping and one for cultivation? What's even more hateful is that there's even a separate inner toilet, a separate bathroom, and a boat-like bathtub...

Damn mortal! This is the cultivation world, what are you doing! Lingzhou Yue said with a straight face, suddenly pointing to the stars that suddenly appeared outside the window.

"Huh, why is my thatched hut on fire!"

Xiao Ran:

"..."

Lingzhou Yue: "The wine, it was fake wine, and the fake wine spontaneously combusted!"

Xiao Ran:

"..."

Lingzhou Yue: "Hurry and help your teacher put out the fire!"

I'll put out your head! Xiao Ran was defeated by this teacher.

Clearly, she looks pure and beautiful, heroic and elegant, but why does she act like a rogue and a three-year-old child? But then again, as far as targets for fleecing go, this kind of teacher who indulges in enjoyment is perfect.

Looking at it this way, Xiao Ran found his teacher a bit more adorable.

"No need to put it out, Teacher can just live here from now on."

Lingzhou Yue put on an act and waved her hand, saying:

"That would be too embarrassing."

Xiao Ran said bluntly, "This disciple built this house for Teacher in the first place."

"Hmm?"

Lingzhou Yue was slightly stunned.

She carefully looked at this disciple she had casually taken in, who seemed to be getting more handsome, and more pleasing to the eye the more she looked at him.

Seeing that he had moved his teacher, Xiao Ran continued to increase his efforts in order to fleece more wool.

"When this disciple was digging the drainage ditch just now, I discovered that there is circulating warm underground water at the top of the mountain. In this way, we can dig a hole in the bathroom and use a siphon bamboo pipe to draw hot water up and into the bathtub, so Teacher can take a hot bath every day."

"There's such a design?"

Lingzhou Yue couldn't imagine the avant-garde scene.

Until a moment later, Xiao Ran dug a three-foot-deep hole in the southern corner of the bathroom and inserted a siphon bamboo pipe into it to draw warm water.

The warm underground water flowed along the bamboo pipe, gurgling into the oversized bathtub, the water surface filled with misty wisps, floating with the bathroom's own dried flowers and spiritual herbs.

Now, she had a visual.

What woman could resist such stimulation?

If it weren't for the difference between men and women, she would have already slipped in naked.

"Teacher, please."

With that, Xiao Ran retreated on his own.

Leaving Lingzhou Yue standing blankly in the bathroom.

This architectural genius! Did I pick up a treasure?