After an awkward moment, Xiao Heng hurriedly used Dou Qi to conjure a set of clothes. Though he still preferred wearing actual clothes, emergencies called for emergency measures. Back in his previous life, this would have gotten him charged with indecent exposure—though that woman's laughter made her seem more like the pervert.
Xiao Heng glared fiercely at Bai Xi and dropped the act. "What are you laughing at? Never seen the real deal before?"
It would have been better if he had said nothing. His fierce expression only made the smile on Bai Xi's face grow brighter. Trying to suppress both her laughter and embarrassment, she nodded and said in mock seriousness, "How would I know? I haven't seen anyone else's! Or are you saying that compared to other people... you're average?"
"Average? Who's average? I'm not average, I'm telling you, I—!" Seeing the anticipation in Bai Xi's eyes, Xiao Heng's words came to an abrupt stop. He lowered his voice and muttered to himself, "Female hooligans are terrifying. Sure enough, boys need to protect themselves when they're out alone."
Bai Xi snorted with laughter and rolled her eyes at him. "Shameless."
"Hmph!" Xiao Heng gave an arrogant snort, turned away, and deliberately acted as though he were ignoring her.
Bai Xi immediately took advantage of it, walking over and rather domineeringly pinching Xiao Heng's cheek. She teased, "Come on, give your big sister a smile. If you make me happy, I can give you a gift!"
"A gift!" Xiao Heng turned around as if possessed by a dramatic actor. "Anything I want?"
Bai Xi was briefly stunned by the sudden change. Looking into Xiao Heng's fixed gaze, she lowered her hand, her face flushing despite herself. "It can be!"
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