Primordial Chaos: The Three Pure Ones Discover My Diary, Everyone Crumbles
Chapter 117

Open the Door, Stick Your Foot Out, and Grind Your Heel Until You Stop!

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For subject three, you naturally need to hit the road and drive.

Sitting in the back row were Tongtian, Zhun Ti, and Dijiang, and the co-pilot was Dijun.

Li Yuan drove here in person and asked you in a serious voice on the road.

"Are you ready?"

"Is oil OK?"

Dijun clenched his fists tightly, as if to cheer himself up.

This car was also modified by Dao Ancestor Hongjun.

He has no spiritual consciousness or magic power, so he can only rely on his "superb" driving skills.

The vehicle was parked on the side of the road, Dijun came to the driver's seat, and Li Yuan sat in the passenger seat as the coach.

As the vehicle started, Dijun showed no movement.

Li Yuan asked you.

"No, the sun is so hot, why don't we use the sauna instead?"

Dijun coughed twice and asked.

"How about... I go find a cloud to cover Sun Star?"

Li Yuan: "(ΩДΩ)???"

[Nether River: What a talent. How could I be the chairman of Demon Court? I racked my brains and couldn't think of such a thing.]

[Zhenyuanzi: I have worked hard all my life, but it is not as good as this casual remark from an abstract player.]

[Xihe: My husband is naive and silly, so my children can't be naive and silly too, right?]

[...]

Li Yuan wiped his face helplessly and whispered.

"You just need to start, turn the direction, start, and start the car."

Dijun glanced at the left rearview mirror in a panic and said.

"There are cars coming from behind, and they don't want to avoid me."

"Then roll down the window, stick your head out and say you are Dijun, and they will give way to you. You can drive like this when you go out in the future."

"I think it's a bit embarrassing to do that."

"You know it's embarrassing but you don't turn on the turn signal, right?"

Dijun quickly turned on the left turn light, and the vehicle finally started to drive.

When approaching the traffic light, he quickly stepped on the brakes.

Such an action made Li Yuan look confused.

"What are you doing?"

"Isn't there a red light ahead?"

"He turned right without looking at the light!"

Dijun After turning right, there was also a car driving at a very fast speed in front of him.

Li Yuan pointed at the car in front and said.

"Look, it's still a car built by you Demon Court, with a newbie on the road behind it. We can't laugh at others, we are novices too."

"What are you doing following him, other than showing off the market share of your Demon Court vehicles?"

[Eastern Emperor Taiyi: I have one thing to say, I really think Li Yuan's mouth is beyond the reach of others!]

[Nether River: To put it bluntly, it's just a quarrel with each other. The one who still takes care of this matter must be the authority of Li Yuan!]

[Human Immortal Loose Cultivator: If this was born in the era of chaos, Great God Pangu would not be able to fight Heaven-Opening Axe for the first time in the world, and it would just stop talking to Li Yuan.]

[...]

Come and turn left while waiting for the red light.

Dijun's brain suddenly went into standby and he murmured in confusion.

"How should we turn later?"

Li Yuan stared at Dijun sideways and seriously, and said in an exaggerated tone.

"Go down, bend the wheels of the car, and then get on the car and turn. Isn't this solved?"

Dijun frowned, thought for a moment and then responded.

"Wouldn't that be too embarrassing?"

Li Yuan knocked hard on the passenger center console.

"Then don't you just turn the steering wheel and that's it?"

"Why do you ask such a question from your mouth?"

Dijun felt the atmosphere was a bit awkward and suddenly pointed at the traffic light to change the topic.

"Hey, it's green."

Li Yuan glanced at the traffic light, sighed and said sharply.

"Is that the light you should be looking at?"

"That's someone else's light. You should look at the left turn signal."

"You just follow them when they turn green?"

Dijiang said happily.

"This statement is ambiguous. How can you say that someone is green? This is not a good thing."

Li Yuan turned back to stare at Dijiang, with a complicated look on his face and said softly.

"If you don't have a Daoist partner and you'll be single all your life, don't make such remarks, okay?"

As soon as these words came out, Dijiang immediately shrank into a corner and looked out the window with tears in his eyes.

It just so happens that the BGM in the car is very suitable for the occasion.

The sky is blue, and there are paper cranes outside the window...

When the light finally turned green, Dijun started quickly.

When we came to the middle of the road, we didn't know how to get directions.

"Hey, how do you turn a corner?"

Li Yuan grabbed the steering wheel and turned.

Suddenly I felt that the strength in my hand was quite strong.

He stared at Dijun with his eyes widened and shouted.

"No, why are you trying to compete with me?"

"You're still trying to get on the steering wheel. If you don't pull the steering wheel, you'll be in the opposite lane!"

"Come on, step on the accelerator. What's going on? Does this car have kidney deficiency?"

[Xihe: My husband is absolutely right, and I have the absolute right to speak.]

[Changxi: It is indeed very objective to say that I can only say that it is very strong.]

[Houtu: This is the comment area, not a no-man's land, sisters!]

[...]

"Come on, are you looking at the two-wheeler in front of you?"

"I saw it, it was too slow."

"Here, you kill him, step on the accelerator and kill him."

"No, even though we are at a high level, we have no enmity or enmity with each other, so that's not the case."

"If you don't step on the brakes even if you know he's not, I think you have a grudge against him, right?"

Boom!!!

As soon as I applied the brakes, the car immediately suffocated and stalled.

Dijun was embarrassed and quickly continued to light the fire.

I tried to get the vehicle to restart, but I was choked to death.

"Can't get up."

The co-pilot Li Yuan said with a smile on his face.

"It's okay if you can't get up. Just take your medicine."

The three people in the back row also laughed heartily.

After the vehicle restarts.

Li Yuan is crazy about correcting the steering wheel.

"No, do you have a short right arm?"

"Why do you have to turn to the right? Is there something bothering you?"

Dijun looked around with a confused face and asked.

"Where are we going?"

Li Yuan hates that iron cannot become steel, shouted.

"Going to the underworld, all the people in the car have expired and have to be reincarnated in the underworld."

[Nether River: If all the people in this car have to be reincarnated, then I will be too.]

[Eastern Emperor Taiyi: You are already stunned, so I should be stunned too.]

[Zhenyuanzi: Both of you are stunned. I don't seem to be sociable, and so am I.]

[...]

Dijun coughed twice and still drove seriously.

"Holy shit, shit, it's in fifth gear, it's too fast, I want to stop, what should I do?"

Li Yuan was already in a class-like state, with a professional fake smile.

"It's simple. Open the car door for you, put your feet out, rub your heels and then stop."

Dijun thought carefully for a moment and responded.

"I think the brakes should be applied."

In an instant, Li Yuan widened his eyes seriously.

"You know how to make fun of me?"

Li Yuan sat slumped in the co-pilot's seat, completely no longer thinking about teaching.

It feels like my lifespan has been reduced by 30%.

[Nether River: Sometimes, it's hard to imagine that they are all Primordial World's top talents.]

[Dijiang: @Nether River, wait until I finish taking the driver's license test, and I'll let you know!]

[...]

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