You Open Your Eyes Before You Talk-My Fucking Eyes Are Already Open as Wide as They Can Go!

Li Yuan had just returned to Kunlun Mountain when he swiftly summoned the disciples of the Three Teachings.

"Brothers, this is a matter of immense merit, but we have limited slots."

"Elementary Immortal School has six grades. Each grade has a hundred classes, and each class has three teachers: one for Dao theory, one for combat practice, and one for unorthodox arts."

"Immortal Academy has three grades, likewise with three teachers per class, teaching the same subjects."

"So that's three hundred plus three hundred plus three hundred..."

Just as Li Yuan was doing the math, Zhao Gongming suddenly raised his hand.

"Two thousand seven hundred teachers. Brother, stop calculating."

Li Yuan coughed twice and nodded slightly.

"You think I really can't work that out?"

"I merely wanted to give you a chance to show off."

"It's exactly two thousand seven hundred teachers. Everyone, sign up enthusiastically."

Before his words had even faded, two waves of saintly pressure suddenly descended.

"Oh my, we just came to Kunlun Mountain as guests and heard our junior martial nephew talking about some school."

"Can disciples of the Western Sect participate as well?"

"The Western Sect has quite a number of disciples."

Jie Yin and Zhun Ti arrived with broad smiles.

Li Yuan raised an eyebrow. He had not expected the Western Saints to arrive at such a convenient time.

"Of course, of course. Anyone willing can come to the school as a teacher."

"Then I'll have to trouble the two Saints to give me a list."

"As for the disciples of our Three Teachings who want to become teachers, register with Senior Brother Xuandu."

Xuandu, who had been lying around and slacking off nearby, immediately sat bolt upright as if rising from a deathbed.

"No, you tossed all the work onto me in just