Primordial Chaos: The Three Pure Ones Discover My Diary, Everyone Crumbles
Chapter 137

It's Me... Bloop Bloop... I, Li... Bloop Bloop...

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Taiyi's tool turned out to be just a piece of seaweed, and it was even swaying in the wind.

Immediately, several seniors around him burst into laughter.

Only Yuding stared at the box with a bitter look on his face and sighed.

"Why is my box empty?"

Director Kunpeng responded very calmly.

"It's normal to draw a lucky draw [to thank you for your patronage, right?"

As soon as these words came out, Yuding was completely speechless.

The kind-hearted Cihang came over and said with a smile.

"How about this, senior brother and I go fishing together?"

"No matter what, you can't starve your children. After all, it's the time to grow."

After hearing this, Yuding looked grateful and held Cihang's hands tightly.

"You are indeed my beloved relatives and friends, brothers and sisters."

[Nether River: Oh, it's still a Sichuan opera. I've watched it now.]

[Earth Immortal casual cultivator: I would rather stab my son in the back, because it is more advanced, say [advanced...]

[Golden Immortal Casual Cultivator: I used to just watch Cihang's broadcasts. At that time, I was still a cyan teenager, and now I am a mother of three children.]

[Great Luo Casual Cultivator: What, what are you talking about? When I saw what you said, it was already too late, do you understand?]

[Demon God Bashe: Damn it, I feel like I have died in Witch-Demon Calamity, otherwise why would all I see be things from the underworld!]

[...]

As the mission begins, everyone rushes to the beach.

Those who had fishing rods all found a shady spot under a tree. After settling baby Golden Crow, they started fishing comfortably.

You know, fishing guys are stubborn and will never fly.

If they couldn't catch any fish, they would sit here all day without moving.

The remaining ones who had fishing nets also lowered their nets one after another.

Zhao Gongming glanced at Cihang beside him and said with a smile.

"Junior brother, if you put this thing on your leg, it will definitely be very tempting."

Cihang rolled his eyes helplessly and responded.

"Why don't you put this on your head and steal other people's fish?"

It happened that Li Yuan, who was holding a harpoon, heard these words, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Yes, it's so difficult for me to fish with a spear, so I have to make it more difficult for my brothers."

"Let's have some fun with senior brother first."

Li Yuan held Lu Ya and sent him to the side of the other Golden Crow brothers, making a shushing gesture.

Seeing this situation, Lu Ya widened his dark eyes and asked seriously.

"Liger, are you going to do something bad?"

After hearing this, Li Yuan responded seriously.

"What are you talking about? How can I do such stupid things as a teacher?"

"Being a teacher is just a matter of helping a few fellow disciples to exercise their skills."

"Once you practice your wrist skills, you will be better at socializing in the future. Forget it, you don't understand me either. Just be patient."

Lu Ya said in a very nice and clear voice.

"As you command!"

Then Li Yuan found a hidden location to enter the water.

The brothers chatting on the shore found no trace of him at all.

Li Yuan carefully took off the bait before swimming [a fishhook] and tugged again.

Maitreya, who was chatting comfortably, quickly pulled the fishing rod.

Unexpectedly, the pull force that he imagined was completely gone, and Maitreya sat down on the ground.

He looked at the hook without bait and scratched his head in confusion.

"What's going on? What kind of fish's mouth can be so fast?!"

Li Yuan pulled three fishing rods like this.

Looking at Xuandu who was still comfortable on the shore, he still pulled the fishhook with a naughty smile.

Unexpectedly, the fishhook suddenly caught Li Yuan's cuff.

Xuandu responded so quickly that Li Yuan had no time to react.

Xuandu suddenly lifted the fishing rod and reeled in the line crazily.

Li Yuan under the water widened his eyes and shouted wildly in his heart.

"No, if I get pulled out, I'm afraid I'll get kicked in the ring!"

If the relationship is ordinary, I would definitely not dare to do anything to Li Yuan, after all, the status is here.

But here are all familiar good brothers.

There is a chance to be reasonable, legal and compliant, even in front of a national audience.

Don't you want to do something fair and just to your good brother?

Li Yuan could only struggle desperately and swim towards the water.

Seeing this situation, Xuandu smiled excitedly.

"You are still a big fish. If you dare to compete with Pindao, come and let Pindao's big knife scrape off your tiny fish scales!"

As soon as these words came out, Guangchengzi next to him had a twisted look on his face.

"It's really what my uncle taught me. It's easy to change a country but hard to change one's nature."

The fishing rods all showed a terrifying bend.

Xuandu gritted his teeth, pulled with all his strength, and let out a crazy roar.

"What a big fish. I must catch this fish tomorrow."

"Junior brother, junior brother, come here to help, my strength is a bit too much."

Guangchengzi also came to help without hesitation.

Then Maitreya and Yaoshi Buddha also came over to help pull the fishing rod.

At the same time, Yaoshi Buddha said with an envious expression on his face.

"This must be a big fish, I haven't caught it just now."

Li Yuan in the water looked panicked. He felt the terrifying pull and was already unable to resist.

Bubbles bubbled up continuously.

Xuandu shouted with a delighted smile.

"If we all work together, if we can pull this big fish up, I'll invite everyone to eat it together!"

As soon as these words came out, several of the helpers became excited.

Everyone pulled the fishing rod as hard as they could.

The Li Yuan under the water made a whining sound, but it didn't help at all.

I just felt like my body was being dragged crazily towards the shore.

However, as they approached the shore, both Xuandu and Guangchengzi noticed something was wrong.

The two looked at each other and raised their eyebrows slightly.

Why does the thing in the water look so like Li Yuan?

The moment they looked at each other, they had already exchanged ideas.

Thinking back to the fact that I couldn't catch any fish just now, but the bait disappeared, it must be Li Yuan, so I might as well take advantage of it.

Xuandu suddenly smiled and said to Guangchengzi.

"Junior brother, junior brother, please quickly find a wooden stick and knock the fish unconscious. The fish is about to land."

Guangchengzi also quickly found a thick wooden stick, stood on the shore and held it up.

After hearing this, Li Yuan struggled hard.

"It's me... dudududu... I'm Li... dudududu..."

Every time when he was about to get up, Guangchengzi would hit him with a stick without hesitation.

Yaoshi Buddha, who was pulling the fishing rod at the same time, looked puzzled.

"It's broken. I thought I heard Senior Brother Li Yuan talking just now."

Xuandu consoled him very patiently.

"It's just an auditory hallucination. It must be an auditory hallucination."

"Junior brother, continue, beat the fish hard!"

Guangchengzi hit him in the mouth with one stick first, in case Li Yuan talked, then hit his legs with the second stick in case he ran away, so he hit him with three sticks on his body.

Li Yuan, who was waiting in the water, saw that he could no longer perform, so he jumped to the shore and shouted.

"No junior brother, you are really fighting. I treat you as my brother, but you treat me as your cousin?"

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