Primordial Chaos: The Three Pure Ones Discover My Diary, Everyone Crumbles
Chapter 143

When Animals Get Stressed, You Can Stab Them in the Butt

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Guangchengzi had never paid attention to the words of the three people.

Because his ally is Zhao Gongming.

The two of them had already determined the name of the ship.

At this time, Zhao Gongming introduced himself to the camera.

"Our ship is called Gongzi, Pianpian Gongzi."

"Among all the ten people, only senior brother Guangchengzi and I are worthy of this title."

Maitreya combined with Duobao also creates the so-called Buddha name.

The implication is to hold the Buddha's feet temporarily, hold the Buddha in your arms, and treasure the Buddha.

All the boats were pushed to the sea one after another.

At that time, the players also brought little Golden Crow to the boat.

Yuding introduced it to everyone with a smile on his face.

"We are extremely lightweight. If there are three of us, we will definitely be more powerful than them."

Xuandu is also full of confidence.

"The number is small, we are all elites, no one is our opponent."

Director Kunpeng shouted quickly.

"Don't forget, our mission is to rescue Li Yuan and Lu Ya."

"Everyone is in position, ready~~ Let's go!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a passionate BGM.

Everyone rowed with all their strength.

The boat gradually started to move.

There will also be some unavoidable episodes from time to time.

For example...Yuding trio's boat unexpectedly found its direction difficult to control.

"No, where are you rowing? Why does the bow of the boat face the shore?"

"I rowed hard, with all my strength. Is there someone taking advantage of the fish?"

"Brother, what do you mean by only rowing on one side? Can you keep it from straying in that direction?"

Even if there are some small accidents in life.

However, everyone still managed to successfully embark on the One Piece road.

The picture suddenly changes (Li Yuan). Here, it can be said that it is comfortable and comfortable to lie on the recliner with Lu Ya.

The BGM has become even more soothing.

Joy~~Buffalo~~

Li Yuan immediately threw the coconut out after drinking it.

Splashes of water arose from the falling water.

"Ten points!"

He pretended to be a referee and scored the coconut players.

Little Golden Crow Lu Ya could be said to have followed suit, raising his hands in cheers.

"Ten faints!"

Li Yuan showed a pleased smile and then said to the camera.

"Sometimes it's quite cool to think about it. There's no tasks to do and there's no fighting."

"There is an inexhaustible supply of fish to eat, as well as pots, pans, and little Lu Ya."

"I don't know how the nine brothers are doing, but I can still accept it."

There is a lounge chair under me, a coconut tree next to it, and a two-story log cabin villa built behind me.

There is no better winner in life than this.

On the other hand, others are struggling to survive in rowing boats.

Duobao shows off his power to the camera.

"Ours is definitely the fastest ship."

Maitreya reminded you with a bitter look on his face.

"Brother, I feel like our boat is leaking!"

As soon as these words came out, Duobao still spoke indifferently.

"The fastest ship can sink quickly."

The two little Golden Crow showed scared expressions.

After all, he is just a fledgling, and even his spiritual intelligence has not yet been fully developed and perfected.

I don't know my own strength, so Three-legged Golden Crow loses my footing.

Let them have a natural aversion to sea water.

Seeing the seawater gradually pouring into the boat, little Golden Crow also started crying.

Duobao gave Maitreya a firm look.

"Give me the oar. I will row the boat alone, and you will be responsible for cleaning the water in the boat."

Just do it, Maitreya lay down in the cabin, took a breath and spit it into the sea.

Duobao, who happened to turn around, was stunned when he saw this scene.

"Are you seriously ill?"

"Use a pot. Are we bringing the pot to look good?"

Maitreya also came to his senses.

"Oh, yes, yes, look at me, I have forgotten all this."

Xuandu On the big ship, he laughed from ear to ear when he saw the funny behavior of the two people.

"Would you like to board my brother's big boat? It's very spacious."

Maitreya Buddha once responded, just slightly raising his middle finger.

After many years of development by Li Yuan.

The middle finger is no longer an international friendly gesture, but a multi-universe friendly gesture.

Xuandu naturally won't be angry and just smiled and passed away.

They almost relied on the wind and structure to make their way unimpeded.

The boats of several other people were also relatively stable.

Until... an injured shark suddenly appeared in this sea area.

The sudden shark attacked the ship crazily.

On the extremely lightweight boat, Taiyi was beating the shark crazily with wood pulp.

"I'm really convinced, why would a shark suddenly attack?"

"This shark is still injured. Who did this with no conscience?!"

[Nether River: There is really no need to guess, the answer is already obvious.]

[Ren Immortal Loose Cultivator: This shark looks very familiar, it seems to be the one Li Yuan took out back then.]

[Golden Immortal Loose Cultivator: It gives people a very vindictive feeling. I guess I feel the aura of Li Yuan in everyone.]

[...]

The shark suddenly jumped up high and directly smashed the lightweight boat.

The sudden change made Cihang look panicked.

"What to do, what to do, we are going to drown!"

As soon as these words came out, Yuding and Taiyi stopped struggling and looked at Cihang with confused expressions.

"We are the direct descendants of the saint, and we are the flesh body of Great Luo. What are you talking about?"

"Drowning?"

The next moment, the shark suddenly bit Yuding's thigh and refused to let go.

Yuding opened his eyes wide and cried out in pain.

"My legs, my thighs, my thighs!!!"

"It doesn't hurt at all, so why should I be afraid of sharks?"

He suddenly reacted and felt nothing at all.

Yaoshi Buddha and Xuandu came to the three of them and fished them out.

"The goods are in stock, three big fish and three small fish, hahahaha."

Yuding looked at the shark embedded in his leg with a depressed face.

"Why does he keep biting my leg?"

Xuandu nodded seriously and responded.

"Maybe it's because your meat tastes so good. Junior brother, you (╯▽╰) taste so good~~."

Yuding shouted as he collapsed.

"Go away, stop doing Sichuan opera and get rid of the sharks."

Taiyi suddenly suggested.

"I've seen relevant videos. When an animal is stressed, you can poke its skin."

As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes were focused on Taiyi.

Cihang also murmured with a responsible look on his face.

"Are you so curious?"

Taiyi shouted in anger.

"Trivia, just a hundred thousand trivia, really!"

Five little Golden Crow are surrounding the shark.

Suddenly vomited Solar True Fire.

The shark opened its mouth in pain and jumped into the water with the swing of its tail.

It's just... the five little Golden Crow still haven't ceased fire.

Yuding's complexion changed.

"You five little bastards, are you going to grill my master's legs?!"

Just then, Xuandu suddenly shouted in surprise.

"I vaguely saw the island not far away, Li Yuan should be there!"

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