Primordial Chaos: The Three Pure Ones Discover My Diary, Everyone Crumbles
Chapter 165

The Most Poisonous Heart Is a Woman's, Can't Be Helped, Senior Brother, Hehe, Trash~~

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"Ding-dong chicken, ding-dong chicken, big dogs, big dogs, ding-dong, ding-dong!"

Xuandu stared at Cihang next to him with a face full of despair.

I was really struck by the demonic sound all the way through.

He was expressionless and didn't know what to say.

All that was left was endless sighs and his eyes were closed tightly as if he wanted to let himself go.

Xuandu are all ready to block their ears with magical powers.

But I am afraid of the inexplicable side effects of this prescription Primordial World.

I can only continue to choose to be patient, grit my teeth, and clench my fists.

On the other hand, Li Yuan only regained hearing after a quarter of an hour.

He would complain without hesitation.

"I think this song is quite brainwashing. I suggest it be carried forward in Primordial World."

Cihang's eyes revealed endless resentment as he stared at Li Yuan and shouted.

"Shut up, senior brother, shut up!"

It's a pity that Li Yuan, who just finished speaking, has already suffered side effects.

He said softly with a calm smile on his face.

"I can't hear you, I can't hear you at all. Junior brother, what are you talking about?"

Xuandu looked at Li Yuan like this and felt a little envious of him.

When came to his senses, he suddenly slapped his head.

"Why did I have such a strange idea?"

Xuandu finally couldn't help but suggested.

"Junior brother, can you try to turn down the volume?"

As soon as these words came out, Cihang was a little bit off guard.

There was a look of despair on Loli's face.

"Elder brother, did you really treat me like a car and drive away? How can I turn down the volume?"

"Starting today, I have to go to the toilet by myself. Mom and dad, please don't underestimate me."

"..."

Xuandu took a deep breath and could only turn his head.

"This Primordial World created by Grand Tutor really opened my eyes."

"What is the diversity of species? This is the diversity of species."

Li Yuan asked just as his hearing was restored.

"Where is the bus?"

As soon as these words came out, Cihang completely broke his defense.

He suddenly threw both Li Yuan and Xuandu out.

"Go and play by yourself!"

Li Yuan and Xuandu, who suddenly took off into the air, were slightly stunned.

The two of them reacted quickly and quickly started to fly.

The side effects also come quickly.

In an instant, both of them landed on the ground.

Li Yuan is covering his crotch, Xuandu is covering his butt.

Cold sweat broke out on their foreheads, their eyes widened, as if they were being tortured.

Cihang stood beside them, hugging his arms and saying in a sweet voice.

"Hmph, you two have been making fun of me all the way."

Xuandu carefully controlled the muscle locking and said softly.

"No more sarcasm, junior brother, no more sarcasm."

Li Yuan lying on the ground beside him was silent.

Seeing this situation, Cihang continued to speak arrogantly.

"Brother, why don't you speak?"

Xuandu couldn't stand it any longer and used a rare curse word.

"Damn it, he can't hear it now!"

Cihang immediately blushed and almost forgot about this item.

However, he still coughed twice and said proudly.

"I just have to wait for my senior brother to speak."

A quarter of an hour later, Li Yuan recovered and said hurriedly.

"Junior brother Tuo, Junior brother Miao, Junior brother croak, Junior brother I'm convinced."

"Are you convinced with your heart but not with your mouth?"

"I'm convinced by my mouth."

"You took it orally, but you are not convinced?"

"I'm convinced!"

After a verbal exchange, Cihang continued on the road with Xuandu and Li Yuan.

The flying speed is not very fast, after all, who knows if there are any abstract side effects.

Just when he was about to move forward step by step, Cihang suddenly exclaimed.

"Senior brother, there is a ferocious beast in front of us that has no intelligence and seems to be about to attack us. Please take action and repel it quickly!"

Li Yuan raised his eyebrows slightly, no one dared to act rashly with this Primordial World.

It was simply a shot at the first bird.

Thinking of this, he directly pretended to be stupid and asked.

"I didn't hear what junior brother said just now. Please say it again."

After finishing speaking, Li Yuan turned his head.

Anyway, I can't hear anymore, just pretend to be dead.

On the side, Xuandu was dumbfounded and roared angrily.

"Junior brother, you can't do this, junior brother, you have obviously heard it."

"You should say something, junior brother, when you speak, look into my eyes, look into my eyes!"

It's a pity that no matter how he talks, Li Yuan always closes his eyes and doesn't turn his head away and pretends to be dead.

Xuandu knows very well that side effects bring horror.

Sometimes, the real terror is not the side effects, but the fear of the unknown.

No one knows the side effects of using magical powers.

Xuandu could only turn his attention to Cihang for help.

"Junior brother, you have already used your magic to fly, and you are still shivering."

"How about you just take action and repel the monster bird?"

Unexpectedly, the normally gentle Cihang actually bared his little fangs with a fierce expression.

"Senior brother, now that senior brother can't hear me, there is really nothing we can do. He escaped."

"But you have to take action, otherwise I will throw you out and let you experience the pleasure of a volcanic eruption."

As soon as these words came out, Xuandu was slightly stunned, staring at Cihang with wide eyes, and said in disbelief.

"Junior brother, you are so vicious!"

Cihang pinched the orchid finger and said softly.

"The most poisonous woman has a heart, there's nothing you can do about it, senior brother, hey, you bastard~~"

In an instant, Cihang was also stunned and quickly returned to normal.

Xuandu raised his head with a solemn expression, his eyes locked on the attacking demon bird.

On weekdays, Primordial World, when facing Quasi-Sage directly, there is no such pressure.

Now, facing a mere Golden Immortal demon bird, my heart is not as heavy as usual.

He took a deep breath to let his heart settle down.

Afterwards, he did not hesitate to mobilize his magic power and display his magical powers.

"Samadhi True Fire!"

Cihang's eyes lit up, and Mobile Phone was ready in his hand to record this historic moment.

"It's actually Humanity Sect who specializes in magical powers, Samadhi True Fire, right?"

Boom——!!!

"Holy shit!"

"What a dirty magical power!"

I saw a fire dragon emerging from Xuandu's butt.

In an instant, the demonic bird flew away without harming the opponent's life.

Cihang immediately exclaimed in surprise.

"It's too cool, senior brother!"

"I have never seen such an exciting scene in my life, I am shocked!"

Xuandu's face was gloomy, two lines of clear tears slid down his cheeks, and he kept mumbling.

"I am innocent, I am innocent."

"I hope no one will mention this again in the future. This Primordial World must not be used to cast Samadhi True Fire!"

"I am a pure and innocent man, and my reputation has been completely lost."

Li Yuan exclaimed as he just recovered his hearing.

"Senior brother just peed, his butt spurted fire, I was shocked to the core."

Then he pointed at Xuandu's butt and asked Cihang.

"Do you dare to smell it?"

I was so angry that Xuandu started drinking.

"Get out of here, get out of here, I'm really going crazy!"

Just as the three of them were fighting, a familiar voice suddenly came.

"Senior brother?!"

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