Follow Fu Hua and Go Hungry Nine Times in Three Days
[Ding! Mission complete. Mission a great success, reward: 90 Primogem + [Thousand Cups Not Drunk]]
"... So there's such a thing as a huge success?" Chen Luo asked, slightly surprised.
Chen Luo had previously completed a highly successful mission, which resulted in doubled rewards. However, this was the first time Chen Luo had completed a massively successful mission, and the mission rewards were increased by two times, plus a random skill was also included.
Although this "Thousand Cups Not Drunk" only prevents Chen Luo from getting drunk before finishing his 1000th cup, it's not very effective for someone like Chen Luo who doesn't drink.
It would be better to give this skill to Venti, let him drink 1000 cups of Wind God's Liquor and make everyone go crazy.
But it's still a skill, and it might come in handy in the future.
But speaking of Venti...
Chen Luo got up and walked to the bar, crossed his arms, and looked at Venti in front of him.
After drinking ten cups of Wind God's Liquor, Venti is truly drunk again, and if nothing unexpected happens, she'll have to sleep for another day.
"Why don't we just throw him into the Whisperwind Plains?" Chen Luo pondered.
"Jingle!"
Chen Luo subconsciously turned around, and this time he really saw Lisa and the others arrive.
"Jin, Lisa, you're here. By the way, are you interested in becoming Anemo Archon? There's an unsuspecting Anemo Archon right here." Chen Luo pointed to Venti, who was fast asleep, and asked Jin and Lisa.
"Uh... why is Lord Barbatos drunk again?" Jean, who had just entered and saw this scene, couldn't help but cover her forehead.
Qin never expected that after finishing her official duties with the Knights of Favonius, she would come to this bar to rest and encounter something unpleasant. However, it wasn't too bad. At least the Anemo Archon had no right to interfere, so she didn't need to.
"Don't you guys even have the slightest desire to become Anemo Archon? The Anemo Archon is right here, lying naked, ready to be struck with a single blow..."
"Alright, alright, stop talking. Let's have some afternoon tea first. Qin hasn't eaten yet." Lisa waved her hand.
In any case, neither Lisa nor anyone else would dare to lay a hand on the Anemo Archon. After all, what's the point of attacking such a useless god, especially since Anemo Archon Gnosis has just been stolen?
Speaking of the Gnosis, that's a rather big question.
After hearing about this, Qin was ready to start arguing with the Fatui.
But how to put it now, the Grand Master led all of Mondstadt's elite troops on an expedition, only to have his home raided and his god's heart ripped out.
Because Mondstadt's internal defenses are currently too weak, it is even impossible to spare enough Fatui troops to put real pressure on the Fatui.
Qin is feeling overwhelmed with troubles. Whenever these Fatui cause trouble while the Grand Master is around, Grand Master kills them with a single blow.
Or, if all else fails, have Klee's mother go to Snezhnaya, and everything will be solved.
"What would you two like for afternoon tea?"
"Well, since it's free, let's get the best," Lisa said.
Lisa vaguely remembered Chen Luo saying that his bar was free.
Moreover, this bar can be summoned at any time, the food is free, and the atmosphere is great. It's simply the perfect place to relax.
"Sister Lisa, the Acting Grand Master Jean." Klee suddenly spoke up, attracting everyone's attention.
"It's Klee. Are you having lunch so early?"
"Yes, today at Sister Lisa's workshop, I taught Chen Luo all the bomb-making methods I knew. Brother Chen Luo is simply a genius; he learns even faster than me, and he's already ready to graduate." Klee nodded.
"So fast?" Qin Xiaoxiao was surprised.
Although Klee has caused a lot of trouble, Klee abilities are indeed strong; otherwise, Klee wouldn't have been able to turn Windrise Plains into the Stormbearer Mountains.
"I've already said it, I'm a genius," Chen Luo said with considerable confidence.
"You all stay here for a bit, I'll go prepare some tea and snacks for you." After saying that, Chen Luo turned around and walked into his private kitchenette.
When Chen Luo came out, various tea snacks had already been prepared and packed in his backpack.
Chen Luo even specially placed the tea and snacks next to Klee so that they could sit together.
After all, never underestimate a child's liveliness and appetite. After finishing the grilled fish, Klee might want to eat something else, and then she can just go to the table and get it.
After taking care of all the guests, Chen Luo sat at Klee 'Chen Luo table, eating the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall that he had just prepared, feeling quite emotional.
When will my bar be this lively during the day?
Moreover, it seems that even bars can generate a lot of revenue during the day. Should I occasionally take some time to run the bar during the day?
Then, while eating lunch, Chen Luo looked at Ling, who was lying on the HOMU doll.
She fell asleep immediately after drinking the glass of wine, and no one knows what she's dreaming about. However, due to the properties of alcohol, she won't wake up no matter how noisy her surroundings are, as long as no one deliberately touches her.
So there's no need to worry about the noise in the bar waking them up.
"Ah Luo, have we forgotten something?" The Herrscher of Knowledge, who had eaten half of the grilled fish, suddenly said to Chen Luo.
"What did you forget?"
"It's about Book of Cang Xuan and the little fox. Did you forget to prepare lunch for them?"
"Ah, this..." Chen Luo was stunned for a moment.
That's why they say you lose track of time when you're so engrossed in your research. When Chen Luo was researching how to make bombs and how to improve his skills, he naturally forgot to eat.
Since neither Chen Luo nor Klee had eaten, it was naturally impossible for Chen Luo to prepare food for the other two.
"This shouldn't be a big problem, right? Although it's a bit difficult for the little fox to take care of itself, the Book of Cang Xuan should be fine, right?" Chen Luo said somewhat uncertainly.
Cang Xiao Xuan's reputation for being gluttonous and lazy is well-deserved; she certainly wouldn't skimp on food.
"Never mind, I'll go take a look." That's what he said, but Chen Luo was still a little worried.
Chen Luo always felt that he was bearing pain that someone his age should not have to endure.
You're a 17-year-old boy running a bar that seems out of place for your age, and the bar is frequented by all sorts of strange and unusual customers.
The guests would always issue strange requests for Chen Luo to complete, and he gradually took on the shape of the guests.
After saving the world, I still need to find time to take care of three mischievous kids, including but not limited to the Herrscher of Knowledge, the little fox, and the Book of Cang Xuan.
Destroy it, I'm tired.
Chen Luo stood up, utterly dejected, and walked out of the bar.
Speaking of which, those two unlucky kids didn't come to the bar either, did they?
They really need to be fed.
Chen Luo walked out while complaining about how stupid the two kids were.
After Chen Luo opened the Bar Door, he returned to the living room.
"Hmm?" Chen Luo suddenly sensed something was wrong, because the living room was unusually quiet today.
"Gurgle..." A very weak sound rang out. Chen Luo turned his head and saw the little fox, who looked extremely weak and as if it had been drained dry.
"Xiao Ba, what's wrong? Xiao Ba? Uh... Book of Cang Xuan, what are you doing?" Chen Luo's voice rose as he saw the location of Book of Cang Xuan and the little fox.
Chen Luo only saw Book of Cang Xuan on the sofa, his belly bulging round, sleeping with an eye mask that he had found somewhere, and something in his mouth that he was chewing on.
That's fine. After all, it's okay if Book of Cang Xuan eats a little more. It's not like her family can't support her. The premise is that Book of Cang Xuan isn't biting the little fox's paw.
The little fox opened its big eyes and looked pitifully at Chen Luo. Then it tried to use its paws to swat away Book of Cang Xuan's hand and free its paws from the other's mouth, but Book of Cang Xuan was too strong.
Or perhaps the little fox was too weak.
"Hmm, when did she bite your paw?"
"Waaaaah..."
"... Okay, you can't talk." Having seen so many strange things lately, Chen Luo almost mistook the little fox for a normal person.
"Don't move yet, let me take a picture to keep as evidence." Chen Luo said as he took out his phone and snapped a photo.
After taking the photos, Chen Luo didn't put them away. Instead, he turned on his phone and connected to the monitoring system.
People who keep pets at home often install a surveillance camera in a common area like the living room, and Chen Luo was no exception.
Chen Luo originally thought he would never need this thing again, but unexpectedly, he gained two more pets at home, so he started using it again.
After reviewing the surveillance footage for a while, Chen Luo finally understood how things were unfolding.
First, after he had been gone for a while, Book of Cang Xuan woke up earlier than the little fox, floated downstairs to find something to eat, and saw the insulated box left by Chen Luo.
Then, Chen Luo watched through the surveillance camera as the Book of Cang Xuan ate all the food that belonged to her and the little fox, which is why her belly is now a bit round.
And then... then the little fox came down to forage for food, and found the completely emptied insulated box, the remnants of fried tofu, and the Book of Cang Xuan, which had eaten and drunk its fill and started to sleep.
The indignant little fox decided to confront Book of Cang Xuan, because Book of Cang Xuan still had bits of fried tofu stuck to the corner of his mouth.
And then... the little fox's little paws were bitten until now.
The key issue is this Book of Cang Xuan; no matter how hard you try, you can't wake it up.
He was sleeping like a log.
The little fox was utterly despondent...
This is... far too brutal.
Chapter 185 Following Fu Hua, going hungry nine times in three days
"I think the Book of Cang Xuan needs a big showdown right now." Chen Luo stood in front of the sofa, looking at the pitiful little fox and the Book of Cang Xuan sleeping comfortably, and said.
"Waaah!" The little fox was now furious.
But the little fox's voice wasn't loud; it was very weak, mainly because it was hungry.
The little fox hadn't eaten since morning, and its paws were still being bitten by the Book of Cang Xuan. It had taken half a day of effort to pull them out, which made the little fox even hungrier.
"Hey, wait a minute, I'll free you in a minute." Chen Luo stroked the little fox's head, trying to calm her down. After all, there was no use in being uncalm. The Book of Cang Xuan was currently biting the other's claw, and if he tried to pull it out, it might bite even harder.
"The chicken leg... the feathers weren't shaved off properly..." Book of Cang Xuan said through gritted teeth.
"..."
You still bite it if the fur isn't properly shaved?
Aren't you afraid of getting an upset stomach?
No, that's not the point.
"Let's use the Herrscher of Corrosion Authority." Chen Luo sighed helplessly, and his fingers, which were originally normal in color, suddenly turned somewhat black at the fingertips before he touched the center of the Book of Cang Xuan's forehead.
"Eek!" Book of Cang Xuan sat up instantly, but Chen Luo didn't know whether he opened his eyes or not, because the other party was wearing an eye patch.
"Eek!"
Well, it's unclear whether the other party opened its eyes or not, but after it woke up, it did bite the little fox's paw "slightly" harder.
"Ptooey, ptooey, what is this? It's all hairy and disgusting." Book of Cang Xuan's voice was full of disdain.
"Waaah!" the little fox cried out in anger.
It's one thing for you to bite my paw, but you actually said my paw tasted bad! You're finished, I'm telling you!
Just as the little fox took flight, Chen Luo scooped it up in one swift motion.
"Give me a break, you can't possibly beat her." Chen Luo stroked the little fox, trying to calm it down.
Then Chen Luo lifted the little fox's paw to take a look and found that there was nothing seriously wrong, just a tooth mark.
It's not a big problem, probably...
The good news is that the fox's fur is very strong and doesn't shed easily, so the other party's fur wasn't damaged.
Otherwise, the little fox would definitely cry even harder.
"Chen Luo, you're back?" Upon hearing Chen Luo's voice, Book of Cang Xuan, who was wearing an eye patch, happily removed the eye patch.
"Hurry up and cook, I want to eat! Honestly. It's already past two o'clock and you're only just coming back." Book of Cang Xuan glanced at the time and complained to Chen Luo.
"..."
"Huh? What's wrong with the little fox? I remember now, it must be because you didn't prepare breakfast for her this morning, so she's angry, right? A-Luo, you really are something, you only know how to prepare breakfast for me, but you don't even know how to prepare breakfast for the little fox." Book of Cang Xuan also saw the little fox in Chen Luo's arms, and the little fox's angry and aggrieved expression, so he immediately questioned Chen Luo.
"... Cang Xiao Xuan, have you ever thought about something? That the breakfast this morning was actually for both you and the little fox." Chen Luo finally said it.
Chen Luo had never seen such a shameless person.
"How could that be?"