Big Sis Tazi: Crash and Burn? Not a Chance!

"Are you sure?" Hearing Venti's very certain words, Chen Luo began to think about the reasons.

Then Chen Luo remembered.

In the original storyline, the Lyre of Winds was stolen, and it took them a long time to retrieve Lyre of Winds.

After the Lyre of Winds was retrieved, it was unusable, so those people collected Tevyat's Tears to recharge the Lyre of Winds, which took a long time.

Later, after summoning Tevyat at Starfall Cliff, Tevyat escaped. Then, the protagonists captured the Abyss Mage through various clues, and then...

Hmm, so the reason the plot progressed so quickly is actually my own fault?

Chen Luo fell into deep thought.

Then Chen Luo looked at Venti.

Actually, Chen Luo thought that the group could have solved the problem quickly in the original story, but Venti was the one who kept taking advantage of the chaos.

"It's all your fault, so I'm deducting a cup of Wind God's Liquor from your cup!" Chen Luo began to stand up for Lumine.

"Ah, wait a minute, you're not the one I organized for the Seven Stars Inviting Immortals Ceremony, so I can't let him do it ahead of schedule. You can't do this!" Venti's eyes widened instantly.

What does it have to do with me if his Seven Stars Immortal Conferment Ceremony isn't being held today? I'm not a Seven Star, and I'm not the Geo Archon.

Venti had no idea why Chen Luo was taking his anger out on her.

"It's just a cup of wine, is it really worth making such a fuss? It's all Wind God's Liquor anyway."

"How can this be the same? It's like you were originally supposed to live to 100, but now you can only live to 90. Do you think that's the same? I don't care, I don't care, I'm going to drink 10 cups!"

The all-powerful Anemo Archon Barbatos was so angry because he couldn't drink ten cups of Wind God's Liquor that he cried and made a scene in the bar. Poor thing!

[Ding! You have a new request!]

[I want 10 cups!]: Give Venti 10 cups of Wind God's Liquor right now! Immediately!

Reward: 101 Primogem

Difficulty: Two stars

"..."

Chen Luo assured that he really didn't intend to take on Venti's request this time, but Chen Luo didn't expect Venti's obsession with drinking ten cups of Wind God's Liquor to be so strong.

What's even more outrageous is that the reward for the Venti Wind God's Liquor quest is 100 Primogem, but now if you drink 10 complete cups of the brew, the reward is 101 Primogem.

That's fucking outrageous.

Upon seeing these two requests, Chen Luo felt as if a new world had been opened for him, and his gaze towards Venti gradually became increasingly insane.

"If Chen Luo" is a hypothetical statement.

If I make Venti cry every time, wouldn't I get double the reward every time?

Hmm, never mind, it's not that serious, it really isn't.

Chen Luo wasn't really so insane as to make Venti cry every day. Although Venti didn't cry, rolling around on the floor wouldn't help either.

"Jingle!"

"Kero... Lord Barbatos, what are you doing?" The wind chimes rang out as Lisa pushed open the door with one hand and dragged her violin into the bar with the other.

Lisa had originally intended to greet Chen Luo, but Venti was rolling around on the floor, ended up rolling right at Lisa's feet.

The Anemo Archon Barbatos rolling around on the floor as soon as she entered was enough to shock Aunt Lisa, but the fact that Barbatos had rolled right up to her feet was even more shocking.

Aunt Lisa knew that Anemo Archon Barbatos, was a little bit irresponsible, but this situation was really too unexpected.

"Lord Barbatos, what's wrong?" Jean, who had been forcibly dragged to the tavern by Lisa, was also somewhat stunned by what she saw.

Lord Barbatos!

What's wrong, Lord Barbatos?

"Uh..." Venti froze on the floor instantly.

Venti never expected things to turn out this way.

"..." Then, Venti looked at Chen Luo with a pleading gaze.

[Ding! You have a new request!]

"... You might not believe it, but I was trying to get Venti to cooperate with me on an experiment, and I accidentally put a curse on him that he'd have to keep laughing unless he rolled around on the floor." Chen Luo said, making up a lie with a straight face.

"Really?" Lisa looked at Chen Luo with some suspicion. How could there be such a strange curse in the world?

Upon hearing Chen Luo's words, Venti was momentarily unsure whether she should continue rolling around.

"The Venti curse has been lifted, so he can get up now," Chen Luo said, seemingly aware of Venti's predicament.

"Wow. Chen Luo's curse is practically a demon god's curse, it's really too powerful!" Venti exclaimed as she stood up from the ground.

"I still have a bit of a skeptical feeling..." Lisa was still somewhat doubtful.

"Sister Lisa, would you like to give it a try?" Chen Luo asked with a smile as he pulled a gun and a revolver from his backpack.

Chen Luo's acting naturally had to be flawless. If the two women believed him, then Chen Luo wouldn't have to do anything. But if they didn't believe him...

"I don't believe it, Kero. If you're so confident, why don't you try it on me?" Aunt Lisa said quite bravely.

Lisa was so confident mainly because she saw Venti's somewhat unfocused and shocked look.

"Oh, really?" Chen Luo drawled.

"Bang!" Chen Luo pulled the trigger, and a bullet instantly hit Aunt Lisa.

At the same time, Chen Luo was also freed from the restraint that prevented Chen Luo and Aunt Lisa from attacking each other for a second.

In that moment, the bullets took effect.

"Hahaha, I knew it! How could there be anyone... Hahaha... Hmm? Wait... Hahaha..."

"Lisa, Lisa, what's wrong? Lisa?" Qin looked at Lisa with some concern, and then looked at Chen Luo.

"I already told you, it's a demon god's curse, it's very serious. Besides, Sister Lisa made me do it," Chen Luo said innocently.

Everyone saw and heard it; it was Aunt Lisa who told you to try it.

"What should we do? Will it be harmful to my health?"

"Ah, there's no need to worry about that. Although this curse is equivalent to a demon god's curse, it will only make people laugh for 10 minutes. Of course, it can be lifted earlier if special methods are used," Chen Luo said.

"Is Lisa going to roll around on the floor?" Qin glanced at the floor with some concern.

The floor shouldn't be dirty, right?

"No, no, no, the curse is applied differently to each person. Venti's curse is rolling around on the floor, Lisa's is washing her hair upside down this time."

"???" Qin looked completely confused.

"If it can't be achieved, it can't be achieved. It's only going to be a 10-minute laugh anyway. It's not worth doing something embarrassing for 10 minutes, is it? Besides, this curse can relax your mind and body after you're done laughing. Qin, do you want to try it?" Chen Luo said, twirling the revolver in his hand.

"No, no need." The Acting Grand Master Jean immediately shook her head.

Qin Ke wasn't as stubborn as Lisa.

"As expected, Lord Barbatos did have a reason for rolling on the ground. I'm so sorry for misunderstanding you," Qin said with a hint of apology.

"N-nothing," Venti quickly waved her hand.

Venti was also a little flustered, not expecting that Chen Luo actually had these strange things in his hands.

Venti initially thought Chen Luo was lying.

[Ding! Mission complete]

Chapter 220 Sister Ta: A Mishap? Not a chance!

"Please help Sister Lisa to the side to rest for a while. She won't stop laughing for at least 10 minutes, unless she's willing to do a handstand to wash her hair," Chen Luo said.

"Well, let's laugh for a while," Qin said after hesitating for a moment.

Washing hair upside down doesn't sound like a very difficult task, but Lisa is a girl, and asking a girl to wash her hair upside down is really too much of a stretch.

Besides, look at Lisa's current state, she's laughing so hard she can barely stand up straight. How is she supposed to do a handstand or wash her hair?

"Okay Venti, hurry up and drink your wine, lest something else happens later," Chen Luo said to Venti after sighing.

Aunt Lisa was so brave, it wasn't Chen Luo's fault, Chen Luo was just an executor.

"Oh, um, Alo, if I wash my hair upside down, will that really break the curse? You mean the curse that makes you laugh for ten minutes straight?" Venti suddenly leaned over and asked in a low voice.

"Of course not. It's one thing for those two to believe it, but how could you? This kind of effect is basically impossible to counteract. Even if someone could counteract it, you wouldn't be able to with your strength. Probably... Why don't you try? I'll time it for you and see if you can laugh for 10 minutes." Chen Luo asked curiously.

Chen Luo was actually quite curious whether this revolver treated everyone equally. And now there were two subjects he could test on.

Although Mona, as the first person to test the gun, did laugh for 10 minutes, there is still a significant gap between Mona's skill level and Venti's.

Does comparison lead to harm? As researchers, we naturally need a control group.

"No, no, I'm not interested in that. I'll just drink my wine." Venti quickly shook her head and picked up a glass of wine.

Only a fool would go there and laugh like an idiot for ten minutes.

[Ding! Mission complete]

[Ding! Mission complete]

"Oh, that's a real pity." Chen Luo shook his head regretfully.

Chen Luo has not yet determined the upper limit of this gun, so he needs a strong person to test it, preferably an S-rank Talent User.

Of the S-rank Talent User Chen Luo knew, the three from the main world— Liu Wenxuan, Yun Xia, and Yun Lian'er— were naturally out of the question. After all, they couldn't know too much, at least not until Chen Luo had fully developed his abilities.

Otherwise, Chen Luo wouldn't have given up the opportunity to let them rip off the bar.

The Herrscher of Knowledge is an option, as he is strong enough, but Chen Luo is reluctant to part with him.

Chen Luo is considered S-rank Talent User, but only a fool would experiment on himself.

After thinking it over, Venti was the only suitable one, but Venti wasn't willing, so there was nothing I could do.

This revolver has virtually unlimited ammo and can be used on multiple people simultaneously, but it can only be used once per person per hour, for 10 minutes each time.

Chen Luo really wanted to test the upper limit and applicable scope of this weapon, so as not to affect the outcome of the battle. In addition to testing the strength of the weapon, he also needed to test its type.

Chen Luo's gaze slowly shifted to the little fox.

The question is, how does a fox laugh?

The little fox, being watched by Chen Luo, suddenly trembled, then looked around before continuing to eat its fried tofu.

"Ah, I almost forgot to ask Aunt Lisa for that odor-eliminating potion. I wonder if Lisa will still be willing to give it to me later." Looking at the little fox Chen Luo who smelled of sauerkraut, he suddenly remembered this.

I hope Aunt Lisa won't be too stingy.

"Alright, let's do it ourselves. Little fox, hurry up and eat, then we'll take a bath," Chen Luo said to the little fox.

In Chen Luo's opinion, since Lisa had made him laugh for 10 minutes, Lisa probably wouldn't give him the odor-removing medicine today, so he would have to do it himself.

Although the little fox has been marinated, it's not completely marinated, since it was only marinated for an hour. It should still be usable after washing.

"Waaaaah..."

The little fox's meaning was clear: it didn't want to take a bath or touch water, but obviously, under Chen Luo's forceful suppression, it couldn't say anything in rebuttal.

"If you don't want to, just say so. It's okay, I respect your wishes," Chen Luo said to the little fox.

"Waaaaah..."

"Stop whining all the time, say something!"

"Gurgle..." The little fox scratched the bar with its paw in annoyance.

Speak? I think you're making things difficult for this little fox.

"Xiola, you should know Raiden Mei, right?" Chen Luo suddenly said to the vacationer.

"Yes, what's wrong?" Raven nodded.

"I'm going in to give the little fox a bath in a bit. If Mei comes, remember to call me. I have something to tell her," Chen Luo said.

"Understood." Raven nodded.