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Chapter 339

Laughing Revolver: This Is the Moment of Apotheosis!

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Suddenly, a blue bottle filled with empty bottles placed next to Accelerator floated into the air and turned towards Misaka Sisters.

Then the empty bottles shot towards Misaka Sisters like bullets. Fortunately, Misaka Sisters turned into an alley just before being hit.

Because she was running so fast, her shoes came off, and after running a couple of steps, Misaka Sisters simply threw her other shoe away as well.

The Misaka Sisters in front were running away at top speed, occasionally firing back, while the old man was walking Yuyu behind.

"Bang!"

The chase continued until two bullets struck Accelerator, one hitting the goggles and the other piercing Misaka Sisters's right shoulder.

"You still haven't figured out the essence of my ability? Over 10,000 deaths haven't taught you anything. It seems this experiment should end soon." Accelerator walked unhurriedly toward the collapsed Misaka Sisters.

"Boom!" Just as the opponent was about to reach Misaka Sisters, a loud boom rang out, and the huge railgun hit Accelerator, then was instantly reflected back.

However, this commotion did attract Accelerator's attention, and he slowly turned around.

"To be honest, I have reason to suspect that you're trying to work with Accelerator to kill me," Chen Luo said, his voice slightly questioning his existence.

Chapter 353 Laughing Revolver: This is the Moment of Deification!

To be honest, if Chen Luo hadn't seen the request, Chen Luo would have really suspected that Misaka Mikoto wanted to kill him.

And why is it that when Misaka Mikoto fires the Railgun, it bounces back and heads straight for her face?

Most importantly, since there were ordinary houses behind him, if Chen Luo had dodged, this Railgun might have taken down several families.

So Chen Luo had no choice but to accept it head-on.

"I'm sorry." Misaka Mikoto said quite decisively, knowing that she had made a mistake.

However, Misaka Mikoto would never do something like just watching her Misaka Sisters get killed.

After this incident, Misaka Mikoto had even more confidence in Chen Luo, since he really could remove her Railgun with his bare hands.

"Ouch, it's a bit hot." Only after Misaka Mikoto apologized did Chen Luo release his hand and toss a coin that was steaming hot and melted beyond recognition to the ground.

Don't underestimate the power of S-rank talents. Although Chen Luolei's Herrscher of Power is only at the Proficiency level, Misaka Mikoto's LV5 Electromagnetic Control ability is only at the A-rank.

In Chen Luo's view, S-rank Talent must be able to influence a world to some extent.

Well, even the slightest impact counts as an impact.

Misaka Mikoto's Electromagnetic Control ability is indeed strong, but it doesn't reach the level of Herrscher.

So, using the Authority of the Herrscher of Thunder to catch Misaka Mikoto's Super Railgun with his bare hands shouldn't have been too troublesome for Chen Luo. However, Chen Luo hasn't fully recovered yet, so if he opened his palm, you could see the charred marks on his palm.

However, this charring is rapidly disappearing over time.

The partial recovery ability granted by the Little Evil God is indeed truly powerful.

"Isn't this the third one from the original version? After learning from the last lesson, are you going to interfere in the experiment again?"

"But if you interfere with the experiment again this time, I won't hold back. But then again, those clones are just replacements for the originals, so if they fight you, it'll greatly shorten this troublesome work, right?"

"I'm getting a little tired of playing it too, so I hope you can deliver the original version." Accelerator a somewhat unrestrained laugh.

Accelerator slowly walked towards Misaka Mikoto's body, seemingly without any protection.

But seeing Accelerator slowly approaching, Misaka Mikoto looked to Chen Luo for help.

Misaka Mikoto fought her opponent once, and lost extremely badly. Or rather, if it weren't for the fact that her opponent might not have intended to kill her, she would have been instantly killed before she could even break through his skin.

"Please wait a moment. Unplanned battles may cause errors in the calculations, especially for you, Sister... The original version is level 5, and the battle will cause a huge error." Just then, Misaka Sisters, who was barely able to support herself with her injured right shoulder, said with difficulty behind Accelerator.

"You..." Accelerator turned his head, just about to say something to this Number 10031.

"Shut up!" Misaka Mikoto, standing next to Chen Luo, yelled hysterically at the younger sister.

"If you're injured, just lie down and rest! I'll take over the fight against Accelerator!"

Misaka Mikoto n't quite understand the other person's thought process right now, but that doesn't stop her from cursing at them a few times.

"Hahaha, what did I just hear? You want to defeat me? After that huge defeat with such a huge gap in skill last time, you still want to defeat me? Who gave you the confidence? The person next to you?" Hearing Misaka Mikoto's firm words, the next person laughed out loud.

"Manager, you promised me you'd help me defeat Accelerator yourself," Misaka Mikoto said to Chen Luo.

"Yes, yes, I promise you, but are you really sure you want to defeat him yourself?" Chen Luo asked after sighing.

"Of course." Misaka Mikoto nodded.

It would be meaningless for Chen Luo, who is not from this world, to defeat Accelerator.

Only when the people of this world, or rather, those weaker than Accelerator, defeat the other side, can this foolish plan be ended and proven to be meaningless.

"Alright. Here you go." After rubbing his forehead with a headache, Chen Luo took a revolver out of his backpack and handed it to Misaka Mikoto.

"Take this and shoot him." After handing the revolver to Misaka Mikoto, Chen Luo pointed at Accelerator and said.

"A handgun?" Misaka Mikoto looked at the gun in her hand in disbelief.

My Railgun couldn't even scratch it, so what's the point of you pulling out a pistol?

"A pistol? Hahahaha..." Accelerator laughed even more wildly after seeing the revolver.

"Laugh, laugh a little longer. After you're done laughing, you might never want to laugh again in your life," Chen Luo said, pursing his lips.

"Come on, trust me, try firing a shot at them. It won't cost you anything," Chen Luo advised Misaka Mikoto.

"Hahahaha, number 3, where did you find this conman-like person? Are you trying to make me laugh to death so you can defeat me?" Accelerator laughed even harder.

"Since you've made me laugh for so long, I'll spare your lives in a bit. Hmm, I'll try..." Accelerator walked towards them with a smile.

As Misaka Mikoto saw Accelerator walking towards her, she immediately pointed Accelerator revolver at him, her fingers trembling slightly.

Accelerator is the most terrifying enemy Misaka Mikoto has ever encountered, because there is absolutely no hope of victory against him.

Seeing her opponent getting closer, Misaka Mikoto finally pulled the trigger.

"Bang!"

However, perhaps due to excessive tension, Misaka Mikoto missed the target terribly despite the distance being only 10 meters.

Fortunately, this gun has a built-in guaranteed hit effect.

And so, to Accelerator's astonishment, he saw the bullet in flight veer off course and strike him directly in the chest. What shocked Accelerator even more was that the bullet had actually passed through the reflection on his skin, through his defenses, and truly hit him.

Just when Accelerator thought he was injured, he discovered that he had no wounds at all.

"Hahahaha, are you guys really trying to make me laugh to death? Hahahaha, fine, I admit you succeeded, hahahaha, no, hahahahahahahaha, I... hahahahaha..."

"Ahem, hahahaha..."

Accelerator originally intended to mock his opponent, but he didn't expect that once Accelerator started mocking, he wouldn't be able to stop.

He even choked on his own laughter because it was so loud and rapid, coughing and laughing at the same time.

"This..." Misaka Mikoto looked at Chen Luo with a blank expression, trying to find an answer.

"My gun is actually a very merciful handgun; it won't cause any gunshot wounds, but it has another characteristic. Anyone shot with it will laugh for 10 minutes straight. Yes, even a god, I can make him laugh for you to see,"

"This gun also has a guaranteed hit attribute, and the bullets are not regular bullets, so it cannot be used for defense. At least the opponent's Vector Control ability cannot reflect the bullets, just like you just saw," Chen Luo explained.

"But... but what's the point of just laughing?" Misaka Mikoto asked, still looking completely bewildered.

"Well, this is like how Magus has to be completely focused and can't mispronounce a spell when chanting it. I think that when you superpowered people laugh maniacally, it probably affects the use of your abilities, right?" Chen Luo asked.

"This... I understand. You mean I should defeat the opponent when they're laughing and can't concentrate on using their abilities?" Misaka Mikoto's eyes lit up instantly.

"No, you misunderstand. To be fair, Accelerator is undoubtedly the strongest esper in Academy City. He has turned the reflexes that are attached to his skin into instincts. Even when he is laughing, it is still unknown whether this instinct still exists. Moreover, regardless of whether you can beat him, you may get injured if you fight him," Chen Luo said, shaking his head.

"Then isn't this completely useless?"

"No, no, no, you've overlooked something. For an athletic idiot like you, laughing for ten minutes might only result in a few stitches, but for some people who have neglected physical exercise due to long-term use of superpowers and have extremely poor physical fitness, laughing for ten minutes could actually make them laugh to death."

"Dying of laughter sounds like a joke, but while there aren't many people who have died laughing in history, it's not unheard of," Chen Luo said, pointing to Accelerator, who was now laughing so hard he was starting to lean against the wall.

After laughing for only a minute, Accelerator looked like he couldn't take it anymore.

After all, this was a big laugh, not a normal smile.

Back then, Mona was so strong that she almost cramped up after just ten minutes, even in a bar. Let alone in terms of sheer physical strength, Mona could easily kill two Accelerators with an Accelerator slap.

"To be honest, I originally just wanted to make this guy, who has absolutely no athletic ability and basically never exercises, laugh until he faints, but now I'm worried that he'll laugh himself to death." Chen Luo looked at Accelerator with some concern.

This gun might be surprisingly effective against those mages, such as a certain purple-haired Seven Luminaries Magus with asthma.

He was coughing and wheezing for ten minutes straight...

What human suffering?

I wouldn't say I'd die laughing, but I'd at least faint immediately after laughing!

"Ah, this..." Although Misaka Mikoto didn't understand the workings of the gun, Misaka Mikoto was now greatly shocked.

Since Accelerator, who has poor motor skills, might laugh until he faints, what if Shokuhou Misaki has extremely poor motor skills, were to be shot and laugh for 10 minutes straight, would she just laugh herself to death?

Misaka Mikoto couldn't help but think of it.

However, continuous laughter can cause the oxygen in the chest cavity to be consumed too quickly. Even a healthy and normal person cannot withstand laughing continuously for 10 minutes. Some people have even suffered a stroke due to laughing continuously for 10 minutes.

"Of course, if you have the power to control the wind, you can create a protective shield of gale around the unsuspecting opponent right now, causing them to suffocate slowly while laughing. They'll be dead in less than 10 minutes," Chen Luo said.

"..." Misaka Mikoto's heart stirred slightly.

But Misaka Mikoto sighed again, because she didn't have that ability.

While high-speed moving iron sand might have a similar effect, even though Accelerator is laughing so hard he can barely stand up straight, if he really went berserk, he could still manage to smash through this not-so-secure shield.

Just as Chen Luo said, although the opponent is in a sorry state, he is still very strong.

Of course, if you want to be even more insidious, you can spray pepper or poison gas at the other party.

Coughing and laughing at the same time, which could allow small foreign objects to enter the other person's trachea, could easily kill them.

Especially for Accelerator, whose physical strength isn't very high.

You think you're so great with your Vector Control? But if you're so capable, why don't you reflect your lungs out? Why don't you stop breathing?

Normally, Accelerator encounters these poisonous gases or foreign objects, they can choose to repel them or keep their mouth shut. But now the other driver has to laugh, and laughing means opening their mouth!

Escape?

Sure.

The prerequisite is that Chen Luo can first dispel the overall suggestion he has placed on the alley—that he will not leave here within ten minutes and will not cause extensive damage to the alley.

Chen Luo was hinting at the alleyway; Accelerator just happened to be located in this alleyway.

The key is that Misaka Mikoto and even others can't detect it, so there's no problem!

"Also, if you're really still not satisfied, you can take the gun and shoot the other person a few more times. Although shooting the other person while the laughter effect is active won't prolong the duration, bullets with the laughter effect at the beginning won't cause the other person to feel pain. On the contrary, bullets without the laughter effect will hurt a lot when they hit the other person," Chen Luo reminded him.

This is a characteristic that Chen Luo discovered later.

"Bang!" Misaka Mikoto fired a bullet as soon as Chen Luo finished speaking.

"Hahaha, that hurts! Hahahaha..."

"Bang!" After seeing that the other party was indeed in pain, Misaka Mikoto fired another shot.

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

After firing five shots and emptying all the bullets in the gun, Misaka Mikoto stopped pulling the trigger.

Because a typical revolver only holds 6 bullets.

"Oh, by the way, this gun has unlimited bullets," Chen Luo whispered to him.

"Oh, really?"

"Bang!"

Upon hearing Chen Luo's words, Misaka Mikoto paused for a moment, but her finger pulled the trigger without hesitation.

"Hahaha... It hurts... Hahaha..." Accelerator, having experienced the pain six times in a row, collapsed to the ground and started laughing, but tears streamed down his face, and he looked like he was in a lot of pain.

"Just a friendly reminder, although I don't care how many times you pull the trigger, if you waste any more time, that guy next to you, number 10031, might bleed to death," Chen Luo said after seeing Misaka Mikoto about to pull the trigger again.

Chen Luo himself had no reason to pity Accelerator, the man who killed more than 10,000 Misaka Sisters, and the other party did not need to be pitied.

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