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Chapter 404

Satori and Koishi Komeiji

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In Yelan's opinion, it was a huge exaggeration to make someone who merely possessed the Vision the Geo Archon.

And Rex Lapis just left.

Let's assume for Yelan that Chen Luo has no ill intentions towards Liyue. At least his self-introduction did provide the information Yelan wanted to gather.

"I have no interest in Mora," Chen Luo said, mimicking Zhongli's tone.

"I can tell."

Yelan couldn't fathom what kind of thought process went into someone who would spend 750 million Mora just to prank their friend.

So what do you want?

"It's nothing, I just wanted you to help take care of my friend." Chen Luo pointed to Shenhe, who had been watching the show for a while.

"Me?" Shenhe tilted his head.

"Yes, haven't you been gradually getting used to Liyue lately? Anyway, if you encounter any problems you can't solve in the future, just go to her," Chen Luo said, pointing to Yelan.

"Um?"

"Oh, of course, you can come to me, but my approach was a little too forceful." Chen Luo knew what Shen He was trying to say from his Shenhe look.

"Don't underestimate Yelan Yelan, she's a member of the underworld."

"..." Yelan was not happy at all despite being praised like that.

And why did I suddenly become a nanny?

"By the way, Yelan, I also want to ask you something. I sent this card to three people: Ganyu, Keqing, and Ningguang. I can understand that Ganyu didn't come because she usually works overtime at night, but why didn't Keqing and Ningguang come?" Before Yelan could sort out her thoughts, Chen Luo asked another question.

"Speaking of which, Chen Luo, are you aware that the Rite of Descension was held this morning?" Zhongli suddenly asked.

"Oh, was it held this morning? I forgot." Master Chen, who had been busy for a long time, hadn't even visited the Rite of Descension, to which he had made contributions.

"During the Rite of Descension, Keqing and Ningguang mentioned you, and expressed their regret that they couldn't invite you because they didn't have your contact information," Zhongli said.

"But I've already given them my business card!"

"Liyue Qixing receives so many business cards every day, how could he possibly look at them one by one?" Yelan's words dispelled Chen Luo's doubts.

Of course, there's also the possibility that even if someone uses the card to see a bar that suddenly appears, the other person might not dare to come in, since some important figures value their lives.

"Oh, I see." Chen Luo suddenly realized.

"How about we hold another Rite of Descension?" Chen Luo asked Zhongli.

"Of course not."

Rex Lapis has already been laid to rest, do we really need to dig him up again?

Or do you want me to die again?

Chapter 416 Komeiji Satori and Komeiji Koishi

"Let's observe 10 seconds of silence for the passing of the Geo Archon." Chen Luo said, giving Venti a flick on the forehead.

"I already told you to observe a 10-second moment of silence, and you still drank. Don't you know how to show any respect to Rex Lapis?" Chen Luo said angrily.

Chen Luo's suggestion of a moment of silence certainly didn't mean everyone in the bar should observe a moment of silence, since some of them weren't even from the Teyvat Continent.

Chen Luo was referring to the people near the bar.

Yelan, Venti, Shenhe, Chen Luo, and... Morax himself.

"There's no need for that..." Zhongli said after a moment of silence.

I'm still here.

"Okay, 10 seconds have passed. Can I drink now?" Venti asked, pointing to the glass in front of her.

"Drink up, drink up. Honestly, can't you show some respect for Rex Lapis?"

"Honestly, if you really had any respect for Rex Lapis, you wouldn't keep bringing up Rex Lapis death." Venti pursed her lips and glanced at Zhongli beside her.

"Nonsense, old man. Look at him, he actually doubts my respect for Geo Archon."

"..." Zhongli was having a headache.

"Ahem, alright, enough joking around. Zhongli, didn't you say you wanted me to help Xiao cleanse his karmic obstacles? Where is he?" Chen Luo asked.

"Xiao?" Chen Luo's words caught the attention of Yelan, who was standing nearby.

"The Demon Slayer, Xiao," Chen Luo explained.

"I did talk to him about it, but when I brought him to see you yesterday, I found that your bar was closed," Zhongli said, sipping his tea.

"Well, if I'm not at the bar between 8:00 PM and midnight, it means something's happened to me," Chen Luo said, stroking his chin.

"New customers may not know, but old customers have definitely experienced it more than once. I've even been thinking about moving the time, because I've found that 8 p. m. to 12 a. m. is indeed a good time to cause trouble."

"But unfortunately, as a student, my normal free time is from 8:00 to 12:00, which is unavoidable."

"Student?"

"What? Don't I look like a student?" Chen Luo asked, looking at Yelan.

"I slept all day yesterday because of some shock, plus the morning, so I accidentally stood him up. So when will the Demon Slayer come again?" Kanruo asked.

"How about tomorrow morning?" Zhongli asked.

"Okay." Chen Luo nodded.

If nothing unexpected happens, there shouldn't be any problems.

"Boss, I'm done." Misaka Mikoto walked downstairs, her legs feeling a little weak.

"You've worked hard, would you like something to eat?"

"I want steak!" Misaka Mikoto said immediately.

[Ding! You have a new request!]

How about stir-fried frog legs?

"!!!" Misaka Mikoto's eyes widened instantly.

"Alright, alright, the tomahawk steak is ready. Cough cough, don't look at me like that, I was just saying it offhand. Anyway, no one in the bar has ever ordered such a bizarre dish before," Chen Luo said, feeling a little embarrassed by Misaka Mikoto's stare.

"..." But Misaka Mikoto was a little persistent.

"Okay, don't be angry anymore. I have a limited edition Gekota badge here. It's for you." Chen Luo directly threw the special prize he received from Misaka Mikoto to Misaka Mikoto.

Misaka Mikoto changed instantly upon seeing the medal.

Well, it's really easy to understand.

"Jingle!"

"Mr. Chen Luo, you're here to freeload again this time," a spiky-haired young man who had just arrived at the bar said politely.

"Ah, it's Touma."

"Hello, shopkeeper." A silver-haired loli hanging on Touma Kamijou's head also greeted Chen Luo.

"Hello, Index."

"You're here too, you spiky-haired guy?" Bilibili's Electric Girl, who had just received a new limited-edition Gekota doll, greeted Kamijo Touma in a lazy manner.

"I'm having a really bad day. My newly replaced bank card fell down the drain and got washed away somewhere. Plus, it's Saturday and Sunday, so the banks are closed. And my cash was cleverly stolen. Since I can't buy any food, I guess I'll have to come here to freeload," Kamijo Touma Kamijou said helplessly.

"You really had a very unlucky day," Misaka Mikoto exclaimed in amazement.

Misaka Mikoto had heard about Kamijo Touma, but she didn't expect it to be this bad.

"What would you two like to eat? Please don't be shy. After all, this bar doesn't make a living by selling things, so you can totally treat it as a free food bank." Although Chen Luo knew that Kamijou "Tomom" definitely wouldn't think so, he still tried to persuade her.

For Chen Luo, whether they pay money or not is not a big issue, as long as they are willing to come.

"The shopkeeper is a good person, God will bless you," Index said.

"Hmm, I hope so..." Chen Luo's gaze wandered somewhat.

I wonder if God will still bless me after I killed one of the other's angels.

Looking at the combination of Index and Kamijo Touma, Chen Luo felt a little drool.

Because both of these people possess exceptionally valuable abilities. Kamijo Touma goes without saying; while his SSS-rank Talent isn't particularly useful in itself, its usefulness is secondary. The most important thing is that he can use this ability to analyze the world.

Chen Luo had actually thought about what would happen if he could strip away the other party's talent by using his evolved Domination Authority.

But Chen Luo felt that it might be impossible to separate them, after all, there was a difference in their levels.

The difference between an SS and an SSS is like the difference between the Herrscher of Domination Authority and the Domination Authority.

Under the suppression of hierarchy, the Stripping Ability should also be ineffective.

Index looks like a foodie nun, but the 103,000 little H books in her head really intrigued Chen Luo.

"Let's start with 1/20 of the Manchu Han Imperial Feast today. I want to eat the whole thing! I've already eaten 1/10!" said the foodie nun.

[Ding! You have a new request!]

[1/20 of the Manchu Han Imperial Feast]: You have to eat food one bite at a time. If you want to eat the entire Manchu Han Imperial Feast, you can only eat it in parts.

Reward: 60 Primogem + 103,000 Magic Books 1% Exchange Coupon.

Difficulty: Two stars

See? See? The librarian who takes a magic book as a reward is a piece of trash.

At this rate, I wonder when we'll be able to collect all 103,000 magic books.

However, Chen Luo probably only wants the magic book for collection purposes.

You can learn Furniture Mastery in an instant, but even if you do, you probably won't have any practical use for it.

If you give a 1% voucher for a meal, wouldn't the other party be able to get something for free 100 times?

Never mind, just give me the Primogem.

Chen Luo was confident in the number of dishes listed in his bar. "So what if it's 100 times? I can make 10,000 different dishes for you."

The one who enjoyed the meal was Sister Index, the foodie; the one who made a fortune was Chen Luo; and the one who was exhausted from serving the dishes was Raven.

"As expected, hiring bartenders is indeed necessary," Chen Luo remarked, who was slacking off on the sidelines.

"Ding-a-ling!" The wind chimes rang out.

This time, when Chen Luo looked at the guest, a gloating smile appeared on his face.

Wow, what a coincidence!

"Stop feeding Yakumo Yukari there, someone you know is here," Chen Luo shouted at Yakumo Yukari.

"Hmm?" Upon hearing Chen Luo's voice, Yakumo Yukari frowned and turned her head.

"Hmm?" The new guest who heard Chen Luo's name frowned, after all, the name Yakumo Yukari sometimes meant someone difficult to deal with.

And danger.

Yakumo Yukari and the new guest exchanged glances, and then both of them showed a look of "disdain" on their faces.

Although the two of them appeared expressionless on the surface, Chen Luo could definitely read the word "disdain" in their expressions.

It seems that Yakumo Yukari and the new guest don't have a very good relationship.

"Oh dear, isn't this Komeiji Satori? What brings you here? This isn't a place for children, you should leave now." Yakumo Yukari said with a smile, looking at the girl with a giant, open eye floating on her left chest.

After a moment of disdain, Yakumo Yukari suddenly remembered that she couldn't use her abilities on other people in the bar. In other words, this Mind Reading girl was practically useless in this bar.

Since that's the case, let's get rid of her.

Komeiji Satori, the master of the Chireiden (Hell Palace), lives alone in the Chireiden, an old hell.

The old hell of Gensokyo is full of despised youkai, but there is still one reclusive category that is also despised: "Kaku".

Because this kind of monster's ability is Mind Reading. And it's not something she can choose not to use.

Nobody likes to meet someone who can read their mind.

Therefore, the other party can be said to be universally disliked.

Especially those cunning old foxes like Yakumo Yukari and Yakumo Ran, they are probably the ones who hate this ability the most.

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