The Immortal Pats My Head; One-Inch Punch Opens the Heavens! One-Inch Punch: Heaven-Opening!

What guy would treat confessing his love like a joke?

Big Mei Biu Si was standing at the door, walked in as if nothing had happened.

Kaguya Houraisan, who was sitting at the bar expecting to watch the show, looked disappointed.

"You didn't copy it carefully just now, so I tore it up for you. You're welcome," Little Mei Biu Si said casually.

"No, the Doctor!" Danzhu screamed in agony.

The atmosphere in the bar, which had seemed to have undergone some kind of dramatic change, returned to normal after Chen Luo's explanation.

"Hmm? What happened?" Fu Hua, who arrived late, sensed the lingering somber atmosphere and couldn't help but ask.

"It's just a scheme from a straight-laced guy, don't worry about it," the Herrscher of Knowledge said lazily.

"Oh, Aili, I've already apologized, what else do you want?"

"If an apology is enough, what's the point of having the Fire Moth? You'd better copy 'Elysia is the cutest in the world' 100 times!"

"Uh, no, that sounds too complicated."

"... You bastard!"

"Jingle!"

"Hmm... I feel like I came at the wrong time. Canned Food, how about we come back later?" Pardo had excitedly stepped into the bar, instinctively felt a strange sensation.

Meow?

"You agree, right? Let's go now!" Pardo nodded.

"Pardo, come here quickly! I got paid today, so I can give you your salary now." Chen Luo's eyes lit up the moment he saw Pardo.

I'm sorry, Pardo.

"Emmm... I'm here."

Although Pardo's instincts told Pardo that the situation was a little strange, Pardo couldn't bear to lose Chen Luo's salary...

When Pardo slowly walked to Chen Luo's side, she saw Chen Luo take out Cat Teaser Stick and tried to run away, but it was too late.

Chen Luo successfully traded 10 minutes of use of the Cat Teaser Stick for the time being, preventing Elysia from temporarily leaving punch marks on his face with Chen Luo cat punches.

It won't hurt, but it will distract you.

As for poor Pardo, Chen Luo promised to give her some Different World currency as a collectible.

Pardo made a fortune.

So you're asking how big a sum of money it is?

Hmm, 100 Mora...

Well, this is currency from Different World, so it's valued because it's rare.

Just when Chen Luo thought the matter was over, Mobius, who was sitting on a small floating robot, slowly floated to the bar and asked Chen Luo a question.

"A little white mouse!"

Upon hearing those three words, Chen Luo knew that Mobius seemed slightly angry.

After all, they can use these three words to refer to themselves.

"Snake Snake, what's wrong? Snake Snake, why do you look angry? Who upset you? I'll go and get revenge for you!" Who is Chen Luo?

Chen Luo has an incredibly strong will to survive, okay?

"What did you mean by what you just said?" The Snake Snake squinted at Chen Luo.

"Hmm, so I liked Elysia's line? Isn't that because Elysia teased me just now? Don't take it too seriously." Chen Luo waved his hand.

Chen Luo had assumed that Mobius, being a smart man, would understand the meaning behind his previous statement.

"Oh, really? Then... what do you mean by 'and everyone'? You..."

"Oh, it's Doctor Mobius! Long time no see," Chen Luo suddenly greeted the Snake Snake behind him.

"You already saw me this morning. What a clumsy attempt to change the subject." Mobius rolled his eyes at Chen Luo.

"But it's very effective." Even in front of Snake Snake, Chen Luo dared to say it outright.

The Snake Snake and the Snake Snake have never gotten along; isn't that obvious enough?

After all, the relationship between such a bizarre past self and future self is truly unconventional.

If it were Elysia, she would have gone to apply the poultice this morning.

Chen Luo, having successfully shifted the blame eastward, breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately after resolving this crisis, Chen Luo put on earplugs.

From now on, I won't be able to hear anything.

"Boss, the villa island will be officially completed tomorrow. I'll cook a meal to celebrate. If you don't answer, I'll take it as a yes." After Chen Luo put on his earplugs, Raven glanced at Chen Luo and whispered.

Note that this is done quietly.

"What? No way! Your cooking is terrible!" Chen Luo looked at Raven instantly and refused.

"..." Raven paused wiping the cup and looked at Chen Luo's earplugs.

"Cough cough, okay, I can't hear you now," Chen Luo said after patting his earplugs.

Ah, earplugs are not such an inconvenient thing.

"..."

Raven seriously doubted that even with earplugs on, Chen Luo could still hear everyone clearly, or that the earplugs were completely useless.

Although Chen Luo was telling the truth, Raven was still unhappy that the other party said his cooking skills weren't very good.

My cooking skills are so bad, I ate your rice. But my cooking skills are so bad, it's not like I'm letting you eat it... Okay, fine, I am letting you eat it.

Can't you at least pretend? Isn't that how it's written in novels?

Tsk.

No wonder you're single.

After confirming that Raven hadn't said anything bad about him, Chen Luo opened his talent panel.

Chen Luo still had two special items from the missions that he hadn't examined carefully.

Because I was busy all day.

Xuanyuan Sword

And the Immortal Technique [Inch-Punch Sky-Splitting]

"Wait, this thing is the Xuanyuan Sword? I thought it was Ji Xuanyuan's Key of Domination — the Xuanyuan Sword." Looking at the description of the Xuanyuan Sword, Chen Luo was completely confused.

Chen Luo originally intended to lend the Xuanyuan Sword to Corrupted Ji Lin for use.

After all, they are all my own puppets. Strengthening them will also strengthen my combat power, so there's nothing wrong with distributing them fairly.

But now... Corrupted Ji Lin? What Corrupted Ji Lin? Doesn't she have her own Black Xuanyuan Sword?

Even though it's just a manifestation of Honkai energy, it's still usable, isn't it?

[Xuanyuan Sword] (Ultimate Commemorative Edition): It contains boundless power and is a divine sword for slaying demons and monsters. It is a symbol of the Shenzhou nation.

This is a limited-edition Xuanyuan Sword, a masterpiece released to the public by a certain utterly depraved and outrageous scholar. It is the culmination of all Xuanyuan Swords, a symbol of five thousand years of Xuanyuan Sword civilization. One side of the blade is engraved with the sun, moon, and stars, while the other side depicts mountains, rivers, and vegetation. One side of the hilt is inscribed with the arts of agriculture and animal husbandry, while the other side displays strategies for unifying the world.

Although it is a physical object, it is actually crafted from the Concept Extraction of the Xuanyuan Sword from many different worlds, and there is currently only one of its kind.

However... this is for observation only. Do not attempt to use it against hard objects. Although it can recover on its own over time, this sword is quite fragile.

Effect:

Blessing: When you wield this sword, you will be the most dazzling star in all of China. When you are in a world with Chinese civilization or a similar civilization, a judgment will be made when you are attacked by special Karma Type, Destiny Type, or supernatural attacks (such as the Nail Head Seven Arrows Book). The attack will only take effect when the opponent's strength is enough to overwhelm the fortune of the entire Chinese civilization over thousands of years.

Lord of All: When a life form from the Huaxia or Shenzhou faction attacks you, drawing the Xuanyuan Sword will have a deterrent effect on the enemy, reducing the damage they deal to you by 50%, but increasing the damage you deal to them by 100%.

The King's Way: As long as you have the Xuanyuan Sword, whatever you say is right. When someone refutes you, you can beat them up for no reason, and no one else will have any doubts. Everything is decided by strength.

The sacred way: Where this sword is, all evil will be repelled.

(Comes with the Stargazer skills: Stargazing [Master], Farming and Animal Husbandry [Master], Feng Shui [Master], and the Way of the Emperor [Master])

(Please explore more features on your own)

"..." Chen Luo took out the Xuanyuan Sword from his backpack and stared at it blankly.

"This thing... it's something else." Chen Luo wasn't quite sure how to evaluate the Xuanyuan Sword.

If you're asking about any combat power boost, it's absolutely nonexistent.

But to say that this thing is useless is absolutely impossible.

Simply put, it's incredibly powerful, but you can't use it to kill people.

"I heard this thing was made using the concept of the Xuanyuan Sword. How do you forge a sword using a concept?" Chen Luo stroked the Xuanyuan Sword with his Furniture Mastery, lost in thought.

Chen Luo hasn't really had much experience with concepts yet.

Chen Luo quite a few conceptual items, but he really knows nothing about concepts.

The Golden Sword in Chen Luo's hand is different from Ji Lin's Xuanyuan Sword. Ji Lin's Xuanyuan Sword is a greatsword, while Chen Luo's Xuanyuan Sword is a normal longsword. Although both are golden in color, their styles are different.

This Xuanyuan Sword comes with 4 special functions and 4 master-level skills.

None of these four features seem to make any sense.

The first protection... This thing gave Chen Luo an unparalleled sense of security in his own world.

Chen Luo didn't believe that there really was such a powerful being in his world who could suppress the entire fortune of China with his own strength. After all, there were indeed many powerful figures in China.

The second overlord... it's truly a case of you treating me Cherish Each Other, while I strike back with full force.

There were so many flaws in the sword that Chen Luo couldn't even list them all.

"They keep emphasizing that this sword is very fragile, but just how fragile is it?" Chen Luo was genuinely curious.

A sword that couldn't be used to kill people really piqued Chen Luo's interest.

Chen Luo gripped the hilt with one hand and pinched the tip of the sword with the other, then wanted to test the hardness and flexibility of the Xuanyuan Sword.

"Snap!" Chen Luo was completely dumbfounded as he looked at the Xuanyuan Sword that had been broken in two in his hand.

"Wait, what happened? How did it break?" Looking at the Xuanyuan Sword broken in two in his hand, Chen Luo felt that he hadn't used much force.

Just as described, this thing is really brittle.

"Manager, are you demonstrating how to break a blade with your bare hands?" Kaguya Houraisan asked curiously, looking at the Xuanyuan Sword in Chen Luo's hand.

When Chen Luo took out the Xuanyuan Sword Kaguya Houraisan immediately recognized its extraordinary nature, but the plot that followed caught Kaguya Houraisan completely off guard.

How could a perfectly good sword just break like that?

Or is it that you have such poor judgment that you mistook garbage for something good?

Kaguya Houraisan almost fell into self-doubt.

"No, it's nothing." Chen Luo quickly shook his head and then pieced the broken pieces of the Xuanyuan Sword back together.

Two seconds later, when I let go, the Xuanyuan Sword was back to its original, intact state.

"Snap!" After thinking for two seconds, Chen Luo broke the Xuanyuan Sword in two.

Then they reconnected the broken pieces, and the Xuanyuan Sword was whole again.

"Is it really just a merciful sword? It never hurts anyone?" Chen Luo looked at the Xuanyuan Sword in his hand, unable to understand.

You can clearly forge a concept into a sword, but why is the blade so brittle?

Is that utterly irrational and incredibly boring scholar suffering from some serious illness?

Chapter 461 An Immortal Touches My Head, Inch-Punch Sky-Splitting Spirit! Inch-Force - Opening the Heavens!

Falling flowers and plucked leaves can all cause injury.

This is the highest level of martial arts.

As it turns out, even a longsword that Chen Luo could easily break could cause considerable damage.