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Chapter 507

Chen Luo's "Yang" Sit-Ups

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Kiana, who are you? You're the one who bankrupted Anti-Entropy.

How can you be afraid of the Anti-Entropy Mecha? Anyone can be afraid, but you can't be.

Therefore, Chen Luo felt it was necessary to give them some special training.

Of course, it would be fine for Fu Hua to train in this kind of thing, but the main reason is that Chen Luo felt that the Elysian Realm was too deserted.

And for some reason, these people from the Elysian Realm don't come to the bar very often, so Chen Luo plans to add a few more training subjects for them.

Training new recruits would obviously pique their interest.

This idea suddenly came to Chen Luo before he went to search for the Honkai Consciousness.

"The key is that they're all beautiful girls," Chen Luo specifically reminded Elysia.

"No problem, leave it to me." Elysia immediately assured her!

"You agreed so readily."

"When has Lolo ever asked me to do something and I haven't been willing to agree?" Elysia retorted.

"Please, just stand here and let me put the sack over your head a few more times. This is my lifelong request."

"..."

"Alright, it seems they're not going to agree. If there's nothing else, I'll be going now."

"Sigh, you've finally made Elysian Realm, and you're leaving so soon? Aren't you going to keep Doctor Mobius? She misses you terribly."

"She's probably really keen to study me, isn't she?"

In fact, even though Chen Luo and Mobius were that close, Chen Luo knew that Mobius was indeed thinking of doing some in-depth research on him.

In fact, not only Mobius, but Chen Luo also wants to study himself.

"Don't worry about the details, I'm just thinking about you anyway. It's not a good thing to let a girl's wishes go unfulfilled."

"Goodbye, no need to see me off." Chen Luo immediately made his escape, summoning the bar and running inside.

"Sigh, they ran way too fast!" Elysia looked at the Bar Door had already closed, and felt a little disappointed.

"However, Lolo has grown up now and knows how to care about people. She knows we're bored in the Elysian Realm..."

Elysia has known Chen Luo for longer than Chen Luo has known Elysia. Therefore, Chen Luo will need to put in a little more effort to deceive Elysia more naturally.

"But... never mind. All you ever do is grant wishes. Can't you understand what other people are thinking if they don't make wishes? Honestly." After Chen Luo left, Elysia muttered to herself, complaining about Chen Luo.

After leaving the Elysian Realm, Chen Luo went directly to Changkong City through a bar.

Upon returning to Changkong City, Chen Luo gained new insights.

Changkong City can be said to be where Chen Luo rose to prominence, and the key was that 7-day event, which practically saved Chen Luo's life.

Looking back now, that 7-day event had high rewards, simple tasks, and a long duration—it was practically an excellent perk for new players! But the reason it was called a "new player perk" was because only new players could use it.

If Chen Luo were given another 7-day event now, Chen Luo could traverse the entire Changkong City 10 times.

He slowly walked to the Chiba Academy, sat on the roof of the teaching building, and activated his Herrscher's Body.

Only when Chen Luo activates the Herrscher's Body can he control the Honkai Beasts and communicate with their Honkai Consciousness.

Although Chen Luo's discount in the Honkai faction had reached 70%, it was clear that he wasn't there for the discount, but to verify his own conjecture.

However, it's important to note that discounts do not equal favorability, or rather, discounts are not entirely equivalent to favorability.

For example, Chen Luo's Honkai faction discount was originally around 10%, but after discussing with the Honkai Consciousness, they were able to negotiate a 30% discount, which is clearly not due to goodwill.

Favorability cannot be adjusted arbitrarily; the only thing that can be adjusted arbitrarily is faction discount.

After Chen Luo his Herrscher's Body and submitted an application to a special consciousness suspended high in the sky, he closed his eyes and opened them again, finding himself in a pure white space.

Within that pure white space, a pure white figure sat upon a throne.

"Hmm, this time the image is— Otto? Why? Why can't it be a beautiful girl?" Chen Luo complained to the Honkai Consciousness.

"..."

As if hearing Chen Luo's plea, the Honkai Consciousness gradually changed its form and then transformed into the Herrscher of Knowledge.

Although the Herrscher of Knowledge looks exactly like Fu Hua, the Herrscher of Knowledge has a simple and honest quality that Fu Hua doesn't have and can't possibly have.

"Why is she the Herrscher of Knowledge? Do you look down on Elysia? Elysia and I were the last people to see each other."

"..."

Responding to Chen Luo's inner desires, the figure slowly transformed back into Elysia's appearance.

"Why a person? Why can't it be the Imaginary Tree? Are you looking down on the Imaginary Tree?"

"..."

The Honkai Consciousness seemed to be annoyed to no end, so it picked up the megaphone next to the throne.

[Speak if you have something to report; otherwise, the court is adjourned!]

"Huh? Which idiot recorded this for you?" Chen Luo couldn't help but complain as he listened to the recording.

What an amazing loudspeaker!

[Speak if you have something to report; otherwise, the court is adjourned!]

The voice rang out again.

"Oh, wait a minute, I'll be right there." After saying that, Chen Luo subconsciously wanted to open his backpack and take out Cat Teaser Stick to tease the other person.

In any case, both Aili and Pardo will be interested in the Cat Teaser Stick.

Pardo did it on instinct, Aili did it because she wanted to use it to tease Pardo.

But the next second Chen Luo suddenly realized that this was a consciousness space and he couldn't open his backpack!

"..."

After a two-second silence, Chen Luo smiled awkwardly and then conjured something with his own will.

A... revolver.

Friendship Revolver.

Fake.

"Bang!"

The moment the revolver appeared, Chen Luo felt his mind go blank.

Upon opening his eyes, he discovered that he had been kicked out of his consciousness space.

"Emmm..." Chen Luo sat on the roof of the teaching building and took out the Friendship Revolver from his backpack.

Is this thing really that famous?

"So here's the question: can this thing make the Honkai Consciousness laugh for 10 minutes?" Chen Luo muttered to himself as he fired a shot.

Logically speaking, the Friendship Revolver should have a guaranteed hit attribute.

If Chen Luo were to imagine the Honkai Consciousness in its previous form and fire a shot, would it be possible for him to hit the Honkai Consciousness?

After Chen Luo fired that shot, he kept a close eye on the trajectory of the bullet.

The bullets from the Friendship Revolver aren't actually that fast to the naked eye; they just have a guaranteed hit attribute, generally resulting in a kill on the first encounter.

Chen Luo watched helplessly as the bullet vanished into thin air two meters after it was fired.

This left Chen Luo somewhat puzzled. Was it because the target didn't exist at all, so the bullet disappeared after being fired, or was it because the target wasn't in this space, so the bullet simply traveled to another space?

"I'm applying to enter the Honkai Space again!" Chen Luo submitted his application once more to the faintly perceptible entity.

And then... I was rejected.

"Apply"

[Reject]

"Apply!"

[Reject]

[Ding! Honkai faction item exchange discount changed to 20%]

"I'm sorry, you have something to do, so please go ahead and do your thing. I won't bother you any longer." Upon hearing this notification, Chen Luo immediately backed down.

[Ding! Honkai faction item exchange discount changed to 30%]

Chapter 517 Chen Luo doing sit-ups with "Yang"

"Yakumo Yukari, you bastard, if you dare, promise me! If you dare, open the door!" Chen Luo frantically pounded on the door of the Lost House.

Chen Luo was genuinely surprised that Yakumo Yukari so readily yesterday, saying that as long as he found her, she could give Chen Luo countless experiences of life and death.

However, Chen Luo never expected that Yakumo Yukari would play word games with him.

That's right, finding Yakumo Yukari will indeed allow her to fulfill Yakumo Yukari promise, but the prerequisite is that you must find Yakumo Yukari first.

Yun Zi is such a jerk, she's really a pain in the neck.

"Um, Chen Luo, would you like to rest for a bit? Have some tea?" Yakumo Ran, who was sitting at the table, asked Chen Luo.

"Thank you!" Chen Luo walked to the table and took a big gulp of warm tea.

After taking a sip of tea, Chen Luo walked from the table to the front door of the Yakumo family's house and started taking pictures again.

"Yakumo Yukari, if you've got the guts, promise me! If you've got the guts, come out here! You bastard, if you've got the guts, never go to a bar again in your life!" Chen Luo continued banging on the door.

"..." Yakumo Ran sighed, then watched Chen Luo banging on her front door in her house.

If you were trapped outside, it would be one thing to bang on the front door, but why are you banging on the door when you're inside? Wouldn't banging on the table be better than banging on the door?

However, it seems that the door really couldn't stop Chen Luo.

Putting aside the fact that Chen Luo's ability to Void Stealth through walls is absolutely superhuman, the most crucial point is that Chen Luo actually installed two Teleport Anchor at the Yakumo residence.

That's right, there are two.

Chen Luo likes to place Teleport Anchor in places he has been, especially when Chen Luo feels that a place is worth remembering.

Yakumo Yukari's house naturally counts as one of them, so Chen Luo can come to Gensokyo without Yakumo Yukari's consent.

Besides Yakumo Yukari's house, Chen Luo had placed no fewer than 10 Teleport Anchor throughout the entire Gensokyo.

Yakumo Yukari has two houses: one at the entrance of the Gensokyo Scarlet Devil Mansion, one in the main hall, one in the basement, one in the underground library, one next to the Mist Lake, and one on the way to the Mist Lake.

Although Chen Luo was stingy in other areas, he had a very generous budget when it came to Teleport Anchor.

Chen Luo will keep at least 1,000 Primogem to use for the construction of Teleport Anchor.

One Teleport Anchor costs ten Primogem, which is 100 ordinary Teleport Anchor.

Others may have three burrows, but Chen Luo has 300.

After all, the number of Teleport Anchor, in a sense, represents Chen Luo's escape route.

If Yakumo Yukari wanted to keep Chen Luo out of the door, it wouldn't work, so Yakumo Yukari simply chose to keep Chen Luo outside the Gap/Space Manipulation.

Furthermore, Yakumo Yukari changed her clothes and threw her old clothes, along with the Teleport Anchor that Chen Luo had attached to the other person's clothes, into the wardrobe.

"How dare you Yakumo Yukari? You actually ran into the Gap/Space Manipulation to avoid me. Don't pretend to be asleep, I know you can hear me," Chen Luo said, quite annoyed.

Chen Luo could now feel that faint sense of being watched, which proved that Yakumo Yukari was indeed watching him.

In a sense, it's certainly possible for Yakumo Yukari to feign death, since she can simply claim that she didn't hear anything.

Anyway, Chen Luo had no evidence.

But...

"Let me tell you, I, Chen Luo, am no saint either! Damn it!" Before Chen Luo could finish speaking, a gunshot rang out.

"Bang!"

Chen Luo gently blew on the muzzle of the revolver.

In most cases Chen Luo takes out his revolver only as a deterrent, but sometimes Chen Luo goes straight for the kill, like now.

Chen Luo now wants to punish Yakumo Yukari, not scare Yakumo Yukari out.

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