Although Assassins in a Holy Grail War really were weak as hell, this was a Holy Grail War. No matter how strong an ordinary person was, they shouldn't be able to beat an Assassin, right?
Chijie didn't count. Chijie wasn't human; he was an alien.
"It's not that I can't beat her. It's that I can't fight her." Assassin shook his head.
"How can you not be able to fight her? You're a Heroic Spirit, who are you afraid of? You're not even from this world, so what does her noble status have to do with you? Even if the Emperor himself showed up, if he took my orange juice, you'd still have to punch him."
"But that's Pardo Phyllis. When you gave me the information, you specifically told me not to hurt her and to avoid her whenever possible." Assassin said somewhat innocently.
"...Damn it!" Chen Luo covered his forehead, feeling an even worse headache coming on.
When he thought about it carefully, the only one lucky enough to show up at just the right moment and swipe the orange juice really was that adorable Pardo.
And once something ended up in Pardo's hands, there was no telling whose hands it would pass into afterward.
Pardo, my lifelong nemesis!
Wait, it seemed that the map Chen Luo had given Assassin, the one marked with water sources, had been personally drawn by Pardo. According to Pardo, those were several places she often visited.
Emmm...
When he got back, he would tease Pardo with a Cat Teaser Stick a hundred times!
A hundred times!
"Ah, forget it. Let's get the orange juice back first. Pardo's luck is just ridiculous."
"But we need to hurry. It'll be troublesome if Pardo really mistakes the orange juice for orange juice and drinks it herself,