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Chapter 74

Kiana's Little Lesson on Honkai History (Mobius Edition)

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Difficulty: Two stars

Yuyuko is so cute.

I absolutely love Yuyuko.

Every time I come here to eat, I spend at least 100 Primogem. I'm such a tycoon!

But thinking about it, Yuyuko is strong, has a good personality, and is gluttonous, making her practically the perfect bar patron.

Besides Yuyuko's own strength and even greater desire for food, the things she wants are also quite difficult to make, as they are 4-star recipes.

This Judgment Time wasn't just about being unpalatable; it was about being so unpalatable it could kill a person. Moreover, besides being unpalatable, it also required that the dead find it delicious, which made it quite troublesome.

Anyone can cook something that tastes bad, but it's extremely difficult to make something taste bad to a certain level, especially one that can be made to taste delicious by a specific group of people.

Of course, the most profitable part is that this Judgment Time is made using only ordinary ingredients, requiring only 0.1 of a Primogem.

However, Chen Luo is getting lazier and lazier. He's too lazy to make it himself anymore, so he just spends 0.2 Primogem to have the small kitchen make it for him.

It is foreseeable that as the number of guests increases in the future, this lazy behavior will gradually grow.

So Chen Luo simply turned around and went into the small kitchen, and within a second he brought out a bowl of Judgment Time and placed it next to the bar.

"Oh, so this is the magical bar you mentioned, Yuyuko? It certainly is quite magical." However, another person followed behind the pink-haired, soft-haired ghost.

This person also made Chen Luo's heart skip a beat.

A difficult person.

Major clients.

Profitable.

These were the three words that instantly popped into Chen Luo's mind.

"Hello, sir. My Chen Luo, and I'm the owner of this bar," Chen Luo said with a smile, extending his hand to the other person.

"Yes, Yakumo Yukari." Yakumo Yukari was slightly surprised by Chen Luo's enthusiasm, but she shook hands with Chen Heng briefly out of consideration for her friend.

Yakumo Yukari is an extremely proud Yokai Sage, but considering that the other party is someone her friend highly admires, someone she finds agreeable, and someone who is also the owner of this bar, shaking hands is acceptable.

Yakumo Yukari

[Realm] (SS-rank Talent): The ability to manipulate all realms. The ability to manipulate realms is the ability to fundamentally overturn everything in the world.

Price: 18000 (20000 Primogem)

[Gap/Space Manipulation] (S-rank Talent): Instantly teleports to any location through spatial rifts, even moving only a portion of the body. This power extends beyond physical space; it allows free movement within paintings, dreams, and even stories.

Price: 11700 (13000 Primogem)

Discount: 10% off

Chen the Great Philanthropist, Friend of the Non-Human, is an eternal god.

Therefore, some achievements are truly priceless.

Because of those two achievements, the initial discount when you meet Yakumo Yukari is 10%.

This wasn't the first time Chen Luo had seen SS-rank Talent. Chen Luo had seen one once before at Saigyouji Yuyuko's place, except that Yuyuko's talent was priced lower than Yakumo Yukari's.

However, Saigyouji Yuyuko's discount is high.

Saigyouji Yuyuko is the person Chen Luo has met who, besides the Herrscher of Knowledge, has the fastest affinity increase.

Just by feeding them for a few days Judgment Time, plus the increased favorability from those two achievements, the discount jumped to 75%.

However, it seems that this discount has already been capped, and no matter how much more food Chen Luo feeds, it will only be this discount.

It's easy to become friends with Saigyouji Yuyuko, but difficult to become good friends.

So even though Yuyuko is easy to get affection points with, it's really difficult to raise her to a certain level.

Seeing Yakumo Yukari's abilities, Chen Luo couldn't help but feel a pang of regret, wondering why his crystal wasn't Primogem or why Yakumo Yukari wasn't from the Honkai World.

If possible, Chen Luo wanted to buy both of her most expensive skills.

At that point, Chen Luo will basically not need any other skills at all; he'll just rampage through the enemy ranks.

However, even though their talent level is indeed high, Chen Luo still needs to gradually become proficient in it.

After receiving their food, Yakumo Yukari and Yuyuko found a table very close to the bar and sat down.

Yakumo Yukari didn't order any alcohol or food, because she still harbored a certain curiosity and wariness towards the tavern.

"Is this really edible?" Yakumo Yukari glanced at the large bowl of food in Yuyuko's bowl and instantly felt a chill run down her spine.

"Of course, it's delicious. If you want some, just ask the manager for one; this tavern doesn't charge a fee." Yuyuko picked up a piece of food that she couldn't identify and put it in her mouth.

"Sigh, you won't even give me a piece. It seems you really like this food." Yakumo Yukari sighed deeply.

Yuyuko is extremely protective of her food; it's practically impossible for anyone to snatch food from Yuyuko mouth, except for Yakumo Yukari.

It's really rare to see Yuyuko with food that even Yakumo Yukari wouldn't share.

"Boss, I'd like to give you one of Yuyuko's dishes." Yakumo Yukari turned to Chen Luo and said.

[Ding! You have a new request!]

Reward: 50 Primogem

Difficulty: One star

Although Yakumo Yukari is indeed very strong, Yakumo Yukari doesn't crave the Judgment Time that much, so she gives fewer Primogem.

"Okay, please wait a moment." Although it wasn't a hundred Primogem, Chen Luo was still quite satisfied.

After all, a single purchase of fifty Primogem is a huge sum of money.

While spending 0.2 Primogem to create a bowl of Judgment Time, Chen Luo also gifted two servings of cider.

This cider comes from a large barrel, and a barrel costs 0.1 Primogem, so it can be given away for free.

"Hmm, do you have sake?" Yakumo Yukari frowned as she looked at the Judgment Time that night, and asked Chen Luo as he brought over the sake.

[Ding! You have a new request!]

"Of course. Just a moment." Chen Luo nodded.

"Me too." Yuyuko raised her hand.

[Ding! You have a new request!]

"OK."

This is also why Chen Luo brought them cider, because Chen Luo knew they didn't like it.

Another 20 Primogem have arrived in my account, nice.

However, even though the other party doesn't like cider, they won't be angry about receiving cider as a gift, so the discount won't be changed.

Since opening this tavern, Chen Luo's methods of exploiting customers have become increasingly sophisticated.

After buying a large barrel of sake and placing it next to the sake cabinet, Chen Luo filled a small bottle for each of them.

"..." However, Yakumo Yukari no longer paid attention to the wine, but fell into deep thought Judgment Time in front of her.

Is this thing really edible?

Yakumo Yukari 'Yakumo Yukari intuition warned her that this thing was somewhat dangerous, but seeing how much Yuyuko was enjoying it made Yakumo Yukari think that her intuition had failed.

In the end Yakumo Yukari, out of trust in Yuyuko, decided to take just a small bite, just that one bite.

"Thump!"

Yakumo Yukari buried her entire face in the Judgment Time.

"Heh." Looking at Yakumo Yukari in this state, Chen Luo sneered inwardly.

What do you think you're eating? This is the kind of Judgment Time, simply because it's unpalatable, can be elevated to a concept and become a 4-star recipe.

He'll kill anyone who gets in his way, and he'll kill even gods if they stand in his way.

"Purple, what's wrong with you, Purple!" Yuyuko cried out in anguish.

However, the way Yuyuko was stuffing food into her mouth while shouting made it impossible for others to tell that Yuyuko was in any pain or worried.

"Alright, stop arguing. I'll give you three strings of Three-Colored Dumpling later," Chen Luo shouted to Yuyuko.

"Okay, boss." Yuyuko immediately shut her mouth.

A large portion of Judgment Time will fill Yuyuko up, but a normal Judgment Time will leave Yuyuko feeling a little bit hungry.

Whenever Yuyuko orders a normal portion of the Judgment Time, it means that Yuyuko has her eye on other things Chen Luo has made, such as the Three-Colored Dumpling.

As for Yakumo Yukari...

There's no need to worry about that, after all, Yuyuko has seen the same reaction from Konpaku Youmu after she personally tested the poison on herself.

Yuyuko had initially thought that Yakumo Yukari would be different from Konpaku Youmu, but she was surprised to find that Yukari was the same way, which puzzled Yuyuko.

Was this dish created just for me?

Yuyuko took a bite of the Judgment Time thinking this,

Mmm, it smells delicious!

Chapter 97 Kiana's Honkai History Lesson (Mobius Exclusive)

"What... what's wrong with me?" Yakumo Yukari held her head, feeling a little dizzy and disoriented.

Yakumo Yukari as if she had just experienced something extremely terrifying, but she couldn't remember what had happened for the time being, so she was trying hard to recall.

"Hey, Alo, wasn't I like this a couple of days ago?" Venti looked at Yakumo Yukari's very familiar state and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

"You remember now?" Chen Luo tilted his head slightly.

"No..." Venti shook her head.

Venti really can't remember anything.

"Boss, what kind of food is this? Do you know this food can kill people?" After finally managing to compose herself and figure out what had just happened, Yakumo Yukari slammed her hand on the table.

"Sorry, sorry, well, you might not be used to this kind of food, but it is indeed the most precious dish in our restaurant. Look how happy your friend is eating it." Chen Luo said, pointing to Yuyuko next to him.

"..." After glancing at Yuyuko, Yakumo Yukari had to admit that Yuyuko was really enjoying her food.

"Actually, it seems that this recipe is only delicious to certain people. I originally thought it would be delicious to those who are strong enough, and you and your friend belong to that category, but it seems that's not the case now. Besides, we're not a shady business; we only gave it to you because you asked for it. Also, I thought Yuyuko had already told you that you shouldn't eat this kind of food casually," Chen Luo said neither humbly nor arrogantly.

That's right, I just want to trick you, what can you do about it?

Chen Luo really wanted to test the upper limit of this Judgment Time, but now it seems that the upper limit of this dish is indeed quite high.

Anyway, it won't kill anyone, and the other party ordered it themselves, so what does it have to do with Chen Luo?

Yakumo Yukari glanced at the indescribable thing in front of her, then at Yuyuko. She grabbed Yuyuko's ear.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch... Yukari, I'm sorry, I forgot, it's just that this stuff is so delicious." Yuyuko looked at Yakumo Yukari pitifully after her ear was grabbed.

"Hmph!" Yakumo Yukari snorted coldly and released Yuyuko's ear.

Yakumo Yukari was helpless against Yuyuko.

"Excuse me, miss, this dish cannot be taken away." Chen Luo glanced at the quietly opened Gap/Space Manipulation, then snapped his fingers, and the bar automatically sealed Yakumo Yukari's Gap/Space Manipulation ability.

Yakumo Yukari, whose abilities were sealed, frowned slightly.

Upon entering the bar, Yakumo Yukari a peculiar suppressive force that prevented her from harming others. Initially Yakumo Yukari uneasy.

This bar is something else.

"Oh, does this bar not offer takeout?"

"No, Miss Yakumo Yukari, it's just that this dish can't be packed up, everything else can be packed up," Chen Luo said, shaking his head.

"Why?" Yakumo Yukari asked.

"Because after multiple customers tasted it, it was determined that this dish has a special effect on non-target groups. If you only eat it in this bar, the bar will automatically protect your life and prevent this dish from endangering your life. At most, it will just taste a little bad. But if you take it out to eat, and someone accidentally eats it and it causes a life-threatening situation, I cannot take responsibility." Chen Luo stated the truth quite directly.

Of course, one reason was that Chen Luo was afraid that these people would use this thing to cause trouble, which could lead to irreversible damage and disrupt his business.

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