The Elysian Realm Typewriter Is Perfect for Playing Werewolf (Continued)
"Hmm, that makes sense. So where's the power button? Is it on the bottom of the foot like the Skyfire?"
Bai Ge asked curiously.
Although the Mu Continent sank, the technology of Armed Doll was preserved and developed.
The number of Armed Doll in the Moth Chasing Fire army is increasing. The Heavenly Fire that Bai Ge just mentioned does not refer to the Heavenly Fire Holy Judgment, but to the combat-type Armed Doll based on Kevin— [Heavenly Fire Kevin].
It's the thing Bai Ge demolished in the Current Civilization.
Its power is one percent stronger than Kevin's, enough to kill ordinary Judgment-Class Honkai Beast and Herrscher.
However, because the cost of combat dolls is extremely high, [Heavenly Fire Kevin] only made one.
"No, that's not true~ Power buttons are too unappealing. To wake up Fairy Elysia, you need to say the wake-up word."
"Wake word? What wake word?"
"Hmm~"
Elysia smiled sweetly, then wrote a sentence on a blank piece of paper and handed it over.
Bai Ge took a look, and then the corners of her lips curled up slightly.
That's it?
"Yes, it's very simple, right? But if you shout too softly, you might have to do it again."
"I could shout this line hundreds or thousands of times without a problem, so cough cough—my dear Elysia!"
Bai Ge cleared his throat and uttered the [awakening phrase] for the Fairy Elysia. His pronunciation was clear and his voice was loud, and his words were filled with boundless doting and love.
At the same time, the Armed Doll Fairy Elysia emitted a startup sound effect.
"... Program in progress... System calibration complete... Personality loading complete."
The next second, the Fairy Elysia opened her eyes. She looked like a child who had just woken up. Her light blue eyes, which were more translucent than those of the real Elysia, reflected the two of them.
"Wow~ It's a human! Hello~ Lovely human! I'm Fairy Elysia from the Celestial Music Kingdom, and I've come here to meet you, the one who's so important to me!"
"The Fairy Elysia said with a bright and innocent smile."
With her adorable appearance and tone, some people might actually believe that she comes from the Celestial Music Kingdom. After all, the Fairy Elysia looks like a little angel, which easily reminds people of Cupid, the god of love.
"Hehe, as expected of being modeled after Aili. Hello, Fairy Elysia, I am Bai Ge. Can you tell me how to use this typewriter?"
"Oh dear~ What an impatient human! Fairy Elysia has only just woken up from her sleep and she's already going to work? I just can't do anything with you~ What can I do, I'm just a gentle and kind fairy."
The Fairy Elysia floated into the air, put her hands on her hips, and then tapped the angel halo on her head, making it emit a pink light. She then nodded in satisfaction.
Then she floated to the typewriter on the desk.
"Then let me introduce you to this [Elysian Realm Information Data Acquisition Control Console Interactive Output...] Uh, cough cough! Let me introduce you to this amazing typewriter!"
(Ah, I can't even remember all the names myself. Speaking of this naming style, I'm now 1000% sure it's a work by Vill-V...) Bai Ge thought to himself.
"Listen carefully, lovely human. This typewriter can print out everything that happens and is recorded in the Elysian Realm in the form of a document, but remember, it will only ever print out the specific facts."
As the Fairy Elysia spoke, she operated the typewriter as if giving a demonstration. After pressing a few keys whose meaning was unclear, she began to type her question on it.
"If it's just a verbal description, the lovely human might not understand, so let the lovely Fairy Elysia demonstrate for you. Let me think about what kind of questions to ask? Hmm~ I've got it!"
It was as if a light bulb had lit up above Fairy Elysia's head.
"Let's start with the most basic, but clearest question! Question: What is the relationship between Bai Ge and Elysia?"
The typewriter started typing automatically the next second.
Click click click click...
Bai Ge and Elysia deeply love each other.
The answer was just one simple sentence, but it filled an entire page, and even more.
The typewriter seemed to have gone berserk, relentlessly printing the sentence until it started smoking and the paper covered in the sentence was scattered all over the floor of the archive room before it finally stopped.
"Uh, what's going on? Is something broken?"
"Oh dear! This is quite unexpected! Although a typewriter only prints objective facts, it will print them repeatedly several times to emphasize their importance."
Fairy Elysia began frantically checking the typewriter, while also offering explanations.
"Let me think. According to the rules set by that great magician, important things should be repeated three times, extremely important things should be repeated ten times, and super important things should be repeated thirty times..."
"Well, but this has been done thousands of times already."
Bai Ge glanced at the papers that had covered the ground, each one filled with that sentence.
Although the spacing between words and horizontal lines is not short, with so many sheets of paper, that sentence must have been printed at least several thousand times, and possibly even tens of thousands of times.
"This only proves that the affection between you, as a human, and the mature me is so profound. Congratulations on achieving such a deep and unwavering love; it's truly enviable~"
"Wow~ I never thought the feelings between Bai Bai and me could overload the typewriter. I'm so happy! Um, but... is this typewriter broken?"
"It's okay, it's okay. Let me check what the maintenance manual says. It says to do this first, then this, and finally this... um... ooh... never mind! Heave-ho!"
The Fairy Elysia flipped through the instruction manual, which was as thick as a dictionary.
Vill-V gave her a complete maintenance manual for the typewriter, with detailed labels for every part, but she herself was not actually a professional engineering-type Armed Doll.
Simply put, the Fairy Elysia couldn't quite understand Vill-V's instructions, so she chose the simplest and most direct method: using her own staff, which looked like it would hurt a lot to hit someone...
Strike it hard!
However...
Duang!
When the Fairy Elysia struck the typewriter with her staff, it completely stopped working.
"Uh, it seems like things are completely ruined now."
"Huh? Is that so? That's strange. I clearly did it exactly as written in the maintenance manual."
Fairy Elysia scratched her head awkwardly, looking at the typewriter with several letter keys that had bounced off and were still emitting electric arcs, and didn't know what to do for a moment.
However, she wasn't lying, because the repair manual that Vill-V gave her did indeed state that tapping the typewriter could restore its functionality with a very small probability.
Bai Ge watched this scene with a mixture of amusement and exasperation.
"Fine, I'll give it a try."
"Wow~ Thank you, lovely human!"
"You're welcome."
As Bai Ge spoke, he took out the second edition of the First Divine Key, the Truth Codex, and entered the keyword to search for "Elysian Realm Typewriter". The next second, the details of the typewriter were displayed.
Instead of repairing the broken typewriter, he built a new one.
"That should solve the problem, right? You can handle the broken Fairy Elysia yourself."
"Okay!"
Fairy Elysia, excitedly took the new typewriter, then connected it to the Elysian Realm's system. After testing and checking it to make sure there were no problems, she breathed a sigh of relief.
"But speaking of which, since our feelings have deepened to this extent, human, when are you and I, now that we're both mature, going to get married? And don't forget to invite the lovely Fairy Elysia when you do; I can be your witness."
"Yes, I'll definitely invite you then."
Bai Ge imagined it in his mind.
If we let the Fairy Elysia scatter a basket of flowers through the air, that would be quite an effect, wouldn't it?
"So it's a date then. I hope that day comes soon and that the lovely Fairy Elysia doesn't have to wait too long. Um... if you don't have anything else to do, go on your date at the amusement park outside. I need to clean the archives now."
Fairy Elysia started tidying up as she spoke.
For an archives administrator like her, the current archives, which were overwhelmed with paper, were simply unbearable. So, Bai Ge and Elysia left without disturbing them any further.
"That typewriter seems perfect for games like Truth or Dare or Werewolf," Elysia remarked.
"I quite like Truth or Dare, but for some reason, I have a kind of aversion to Werewolf. Werewolf... Elysian Realm... Elysian Realm Werewolf... It's giving me a headache!"
Bai Ge raised his hand to press his head, feeling as if he had forgotten about some piercing knife.
"Bai Bai, are you... are you alright? Don't scare me!"
"No, it's nothing. It seems to be some forgotten memories trying to attack me. Let's go explore somewhere else."
Bai Ge shook his head to clear his mind, then looked towards the distant Eternal Paradise.
"I'm quite interested in the amusement park that Fairy Elysia mentioned. Speaking of which, as expected of Armed Doll modeled after you, it's adorable no matter where it is."
Although he said that, Bai showed a regretful expression.
He thought of the Elysia Armed Doll he had commissioned, but just as the order was about to be completed, the Ninth Herrscher suddenly descended and blew up the entire Mu Continent.
This caused Bai Ge's order, which was about to be shipped, to also disappear, which made him furious just thinking about it.
(That damned Ninth Herrscher! Not only did she not leave me with the Herrscher Core, but she also blew up the Aili doll I had been waiting for so long! I really want to kill you all over again!)
"Hehe, Bai Bai, if you like, I can give you a fairy doll." Elysia said.
"Huh? What do you mean? She has more than one?"
"Yes, Fairy Elysia is a mass-produced Armed Doll. Um, actually, I accidentally entered the wrong quantity when I ordered it, so the engineering department made 15 dolls."