When Their Hero Arrives: In the World of Honkai Impact
Chapter 492

First Try: A Miss. / Second Try: A Miss. ...

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Carousel, pirate ship, drop tower, Ferris wheel, roller coaster, and so on—it has everything you could want, and everywhere is filled with Elysia's cute pink style.

"Ahem! Welcome to the first guest of Eternal Paradise Amusement Park! To ensure Bai Bai has a comfortable and enjoyable amusement park experience, we are now activating a special guide service for you!"

Elysia produced a small flag from somewhere, along with a pink megaphone. (See picture)

"From now on, please call me Miss Fairy Tour Guide!"

"Haha~ Interesting. May I ask, Miss Fairy Tour Guide, would you please have a date with me at this amusement park?"

Bai Ge couldn't help but chuckle. Then he put one hand on his chest and reached out the other towards Elysia.

"Oh dear~ This customer is quite bold, actually inviting the amusement park tour guide fairy to go on a date or something. It's my work time right now, but... if it's alright, of course the answer is yes!"

Elysia smiled brightly and took Bai Ge's hand.

"Bai Bai, is there anything you'd like to do?"

"Want to play... Elysia?"

Bai Ge stared intently at the Pink Fairy in front of him and said seriously.

"Well~ Dame, we can't be all frivolous right now, let's play the games I recommend instead."

Elysia blushed, her smile shy but even happier. She suppressed her impulses and led Bai Ge to a giant grappling hook.

"Ta-da! First, let me recommend one of my favorite attractions at the Elysian Realm Amusement Park to Bai Bai: the claw machine."

"Um, my dear Aili, first of all, I didn't see any dolls. Secondly, isn't this claw a bit too big? It feels more like it's for grabbing people than for grabbing dolls."

Bai Ge stared at the enormous grappling hook, feeling a strong sense of familiarity. After a moment's recollection, he realized it was one of the [Bai Ge Anti-Personnel Weapon] created by Vill-V in the past.

Although the weapon was originally intended for capture and restraint and had no actual harmful power, it was still surprising to him that it had been modified into a claw machine for playing claw machines in this amusement park.

"Bai Bai is really amazing, she actually guessed it."

"... So it really is used to arrest people."

"That's right~ Want to give it a try? This is a two-person project. One person operates this mechanical claw, while the other can run and dodge freely in the square. It really tests your predictive ability. And, need I say more..."

Elysia put her hands on her hips and said seriously.

"No! You're not allowed to use cheats! (Activate Collapse)"

"Ah, then I'll use the God Keys..."

"Of course not! Powers too!"

Elysia crossed her arms and emphasized that although she was currently acting as a tour guide, she also wanted to have some gaming experience.

As Bai's girlfriend, she was very aware of the almost countless cheat codes her boyfriend possessed, and she wasn't even sure if what she knew was all of them.

But if Bai Ge were to open one or two of them at random, Elysia felt that Paradise would become Paradise Lost for her.

"Okay, okay~ No need for power, no need for the God Keys, no need to activate Collapse, and no need to pause time."

"Hmm, that solves the problem... Wait a minute, did I just hear some incredible information? What's this time-pause technique? I've never heard of it before?"

"Don't worry about it, it's just an ability I'll get from some brat in the future. Come on, let's play. I'll grab Aili first~"

As Bai Ge spoke, he pushed Elysia onto the platform, and then tried to operate the mechanical claw himself.

"Bai Bai is really something, he even has secrets."

Elysia looked at her boyfriend with a mix of amusement and exasperation. Every time she thought she knew everything about Bai Ge, she would discover the next second that there was still more mystery surrounding the boy.

She was like an adventurer exploring uncharted waters. Just when she thought she had reached the end of the sea and understood everything about it, she would find another island she had never seen before.

Moreover, now that Elysia has lost her compass and map, she feels she may be lost forever in this sea called Bai Ge.

"Aili, are you ready?"

"Okay! Come on, Bye-bye, I'm ready!"

Elysia waved her hand, then began running and dodging on the platform. With Bai's Chimera eyesight and rich combat experience, making predictions was a piece of cake.

Just when he was brimming with confidence and planned to use this mechanical claw to grab the Pink Fairy Lady a hundred times over.

Chapter 1: A Mistake.

Chapter Two: A Mistake.

Chapter Three: It was dodged.

Episode 4: Miss.

Bai Ge: "???"

A question mark appeared above Bai's head. He looked at Elysia, who had failed to catch him on the platform for more than a week, with disbelief.

Even though his angle and timing were perfect, no matter how he tried to catch it, a small accident would always happen, allowing the Pink Fairy to escape unexpectedly.

Aili: "Bai Bai, is that all?"

Bai Ge: "... Time's not over yet! I can play with you all day! I don't believe it!"

Finally, after playing it five or six times.

Bai Ge finally caught the super fast Pink Fairy in the last second before time ran out.

"Gotcha, my dear Airi!"

"Yes, I got caught~ Here's my reward."

Elysia jumped off the mechanical claw, then ran to Bai Ge, stood on tiptoe, and kissed the boy on the lips.

Bai Ge's slightly depressed mood instantly improved, and he unceremoniously took the initiative, kissing the Pink Fairy in front of him until she was breathless.

"Huff~ Huff~ I didn't expect you to be bad at this kind of game, Bai Bai. It's so simple." Elysia, her cheeks flushed and panting heavily.

"I was surprised myself..."

"Then it's my turn to catch them~"

"There's no way you'll ever catch me Aili!"

Bai Ge said confidently.

However, he broke through again a few minutes later.

Perhaps because she was an archer, Elysia had an exceptional ability to predict and seize opportunities, and in just a few minutes, she had managed to Bai seven times.

"Yay~ Bye-bye, give me a reward!"

"I think something must be wrong..." Looking at the mechanical claw in front of him, Bai Ge began to contemplate life.

"Oh dear~ Bai Bai, come on, accept reality! Here, have a cup of milk tea to calm your nerves, it's super sweet." Elysia said, handing over a cup of milk tea with double the sugar.

The food in the Elysian Realm is also a virtual construct built from memories. Although it tastes the same as in reality and makes people feel full, it actually has no calories!

Aili: (This really is Elysian Realm!)

"I see. Is it possible that you're too heavy, Aili? So every time I almost pick you up, the mechanical claw can't handle it and you fall down again?"

Bai Ge said in a serious tone.

"Pfft—! Cough cough cough cough!"

Elysia almost choked to death on a mouthful of milk tea.

"How could such a thing possibly happen!"

"That's true, after all, I'm heavier than Aili."

"Hmph~"

Elysia took a big gulp of milk tea, and instantly the water level in the cup dropped by half.

Bai wisely handed over his milk tea, which earned him the forgiveness of the Pink Fairy Lady.

After that, the two continued their dates at the amusement park.

Because this is their paradise, there's no need to queue or wait; they can play whatever they want right away.

... several hours later...

"In the end, it really has to be a Ferris wheel!"

Elysia gazed out from her Ferris wheel cabin at the ever-changing crimson sunset, which bathed the amusement park in a beautiful and dazzling golden glow.

The White Youth and the Pink Fairy had already tried everything in the amusement park, and this Ferris wheel was their last attraction, just like its shape.

It's the period that marks the end of this perfect day.

"Bai Bai, do you know the three most popular dating spots?" Elysia suddenly asked.

"Of course, we've been to the movie theater, the aquarium, and the Ferris wheel many times."

Bai Ge recalled that when the two of them traveled the world together, they had visited these three sacred places countless times.

Although the aquarium and the movie theater were great, he personally preferred the Ferris wheel the most because it was the perfect place to confess his feelings. In that small, intimate world for two, hundreds of meters above the ground, no one would bother you, and the girl couldn't escape you.

All a boy needs to do is prepare roses and muster up some courage, and he'll have a full ten minutes to confess his feelings.

If you have good enough eloquence, ten minutes is enough to move a girl to tears. Then, after you get off the Ferris wheel, the two of you can head straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get your marriage certificate.

However, Bai Ge doesn't need ten minutes like that, because he and Elysia have an infinite amount of time.

"I plan to build an aquarium and a movie theater in Eternal Paradise later. That way, all three holy sites will be complete, and we can go wherever we want in the future," Elysia said, pointing to the two empty plots reserved in the Elysian Realm.

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