Eddie hesitated, seemingly considering how to express his opinion without sounding too extreme. It was an occupational habit from his work as a reporter. Thor, however, had no such concerns.
Thor directly smacked the back of the chair beside him with his spatula and shouted, "Schiller! You must be crazy! You aren't going to tell me you planned all of this, are you?!"
Before Schiller could admit it, Thor continued in a faintly angry, booming voice, "What do you take us for? It's not like we don't have hands and feet, or can't do anything ourselves. Why do you have to arrange everything for us?"
"Thor... Thor! Don't be like this!" Eddie hurriedly tried to stop Thor's somewhat aggressive remarks, but Thor did not buy it at all. He said bluntly, "You said superheroes—oh, Tony, and maybe me too—have all kinds of troubles. But isn't that perfectly normal?"
Thor wore an incredulous expression and said, "Friends arguing over old grudges, falling out with classmates, couples deciding whether to have children—are these trivial little things really worth treating???"
"If you're really that bored, run twenty laps around the Nine Realms. I guarantee it'll cure whatever ails you!" Thor put one hand on his hip, one eyebrow raised higher than the other. "You humans always think Asgard is too rough and careless... Fine, I admit it. We're a military state, after all, and sometimes we can't spare much thought for romantic entanglements."
"But aren't you humans overthinking things a little?" Thor frowned in confusion as he looked at Schiller. "You have to meddle even in things like this?? Why not manage when they eat, drink, piss, and shit too?!"
"If they argue, let them argue! At worst, they can fight it out. If they have a falling-out, let them. It's not like