"Your beauty is absolute, but I appreciate Wayne's bearing more." Lex stroked his chin. "Especially when he wears the Batsuit. Don't you think that outfit is a little... I don't want people to think I'm sexually harassing him, but I think Bruce Wayne gave some consideration to making that outfit eye-catching when he designed it."
Clark immediately burst out laughing. By the end, he was practically tipping sideways, pinching his lips shut with one hand to keep from laughing out loud. "That reminds me of something incredibly funny, but you have to promise not to think I'm sexually harassing him either before I tell you."
Lex looked at Clark in confusion, wondering what other dirt he could possibly reveal about Bruce Wayne.
Clark cleared his throat hard, pressing his index finger and thumb to his lips as he mumbled, "I swear I didn't mean to, but I've seen him changing clothes."
Lex's eyes widened.
"I told you, you have to promise not to get any ideas. And I didn't mean to. Super vision, you know? Super vision."
"When?"
"Before we went back to my place together, he had to stand watch on a rooftop. He usually changed on the top floor of Wayne Tower, but that time he left one of his bracers at the manor."
"We had arranged to take photos, and I had a date with Lois that night, so I just wanted to finish up quickly and get back. So I flew back to get his stuff for him, and when I returned, he was only halfway changed."
"Wayne Tower has glass curtain walls. I couldn't not see it if I tried. But I swear I only glanced once, and I didn't tell him. You can't tell him either."
"What did you see?" Lex grew increasingly curious.