Despite feeling a little awkward, Batman still walked over, waved, and said, "Hi."
Main Universe Batman withdrew his gaze and continued fiddling with the roller coaster's control system. Deadpool, however, walked over and shook Batman's hand. "I've heard so much about you, Batman. How have you been lately? Still tangled up with that criminal called Joker?"
"Oh, him." Batman deliberately curled his lip. "He's completely insignificant to me. Honestly, I've always thought Gordon was making a mountain out of a molehill. It's like every time that green-haired lunatic shows up, I have to go deal with him. In reality, he's not worth mentioning. Sending two rookie cops would be enough. Batman has more important things to do."
"Like what?" Deadpool asked curiously.
"Of course... um, making battle plans with the Justice League. You know, I have two incredibly powerful teammates. Actually, more than two. Besides Superman and Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and The Flash are also my good friends. I'm the core of the entire League, the most important figure. They're all waiting for me to make the decisions..."
"Really?" Deadpool looked delighted. "I have a good friend too. His name is Spider-Man. Sounds a little strange, right? It's hard to imagine someone getting bitten by a spider and then becoming Spider-Man, but he didn't grow eight legs or all those terrifying eyes. He's a very lively, dependable little sweetheart. Oh, God, I once asked him if I could join his team, but he turned me down. I was really heartbroken..."
"What? You mean your best friend formed a team but didn't take you with him?! God, how could he hurt your feelings like that?!" Batman looked astonished. "Superman and Wonder Woman would never do that. They ask for my opinion on everything. I told you, I'm the core of