Genshin Impact: The Chat Group Chronicles
Chapter 220

Chapter 220

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[The Strongest Coordinator: Um, shall I be considered to be from the technological world?]

[Cheating Engineering Man: I guess my area counts as part of the tech world too.]

[The Perverted Scum Man: It's different. Although you two live in a technological world, you're not technological at all.]

[So Arrogant! That's right, neither of you is tech-savvy!]

[The Fat Woman in Black Stockings: What does that mean?]

[The Perverted Scum Man: You have to understand, we were reincarnated into Otherworld as ordinary high school boys. Although we've already integrated into the Swords and Magic life of this Otherworld, if you ask us, we still really crave the kind of life where we can stay home, watch anime, and play games.]

[So Arrogant! That's right, that's right. Although I've been working hard to make Emilia- tan Queen, after Emilia becomes Queen, I still want to enjoy my own otaku life.]

Although they were transported to Otherworld, the otaku still wanted to be otaku. Of course, rather than being otaku, it's more accurate to say that they wanted a relaxed and leisurely life. Just like Kazuma, after buying a big house, he spent a period of time lying around and living the leisurely life of a rich man. Unfortunately, later, because of Aqua, he ended up with a mountain of debt and had to go out to work again. If he hadn't been in debt, he could have stayed in the villa until he died.

[The Meme Lord: What they want is technology products that can be directly transferred across worlds to them, and that they can even use in their own world so they can play games and stuff.]

[Perverted Scum Man: That's right, that's right, you really understand me. I'm so bored here. When I'm not out hunting, there's basically nothing to do at home except go to the guild and drink with other adventurers. But drinking all the time isn't a solution.]

[So Arrogant! At least you can drink. Do you know what's going on here? The entire Witch Cult is a bunch of lunatics. I have to pretend to be crazy every day to deal with them. The only person I can talk to is Reinhard. If it weren't for this Chat Group, I think I would really go insane.]

[Perverted Scum Man: So, I need a tech genius to save my life!]

[Give Me Some Face: Hmm... After listening to what Senior Twice said, I still don't understand at all.]

[Meme Lord: That's fine if you don't understand; after all, your world can't comprehend their desires.]

[Cheating Engineering Man: Unfortunately, I'm just a student, and I can't help you guys.]

[The Strongest Coordinator: I'm sorry, I'm not very good at this kind of research and can't help you. However, I'm currently on PLAN, which is the most technologically advanced place in my world. Perhaps other research institutes here can help you. I'll keep an eye out for them.]

Inaho really couldn't do anything. He was just a reserve officer and a student, so he didn't have any authority and couldn't help anyone.

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: I consider myself a researcher, but unfortunately, my research into human technology isn't very in-depth.]

Kira and Inaho were talking, and Aizen took the opportunity to chime in, adding to his involvement.

[Meme Lord: Don't rush these things, they'll happen eventually.]

When it comes to tech talent, Li Yue thought of someone who was a model worker in many Chat Group —the guy who snapped his fingers. He used to be in almost every Chat Group, responsible for livening up the atmosphere and showing off, only to get humiliated in the end.

[Fat Woman in Black Stockings: Time's almost up.]

Kasumigaoka's reminder caused everyone to stop talking and wait for the new group member to join.

A few seconds later, two message notifications popped up.

[I am the real alcohol who joined the Chat Group]

I am hungry I'm joining the Chat Group.

[So Arrogant! Ah!! Here she comes! The newcomer!]

486 and Kazuma immediately took advantage of their seniority and started spamming the group chat, constantly talking about the Chat Group with great enthusiasm. At the end, they even asked, "Is one of you from the high-tech world?"

Faced with 486 and Kazuma's relentless output and promotion, the two newcomers remained silent.

[I am the real alcohol:...]

I am hungry:...

[The Fat Woman in Black Stockings: It's obvious that you two have silenced these two newcomers.]

[So Arrogant! Huh? Did they say they would blame us?]

[The Perverted Scum Man: Uh, we were just using our seniority to teach them a lesson.]

[I am the real alcohol: I don't want to become some random guy's junior.]

[I am hungry: Hmm, is there anything to eat? I am hungry.]

Clearly, these two newcomers are completely different from the previous ones; they possess very strong personalities!

394. Conan World

[I am the real alcohol: Although this stuff looks fake, like an illusion, the ramen in my hand tells me it's not an illusion, so everything you're saying is true?]

In a Porsche 356a in a small alley in Tokyo, Gin, sitting in the passenger seat, looked at the ramen in his hand, his expression a little tense.

Vodka, sitting in the driver's seat, was completely bewildered when Gin suddenly produced a bowl of ramen.

He was driving when Gin suddenly ordered him to stop in this alley. Without any hesitation, he obeyed Gin's order and drove the car there. Not long after, he saw Gin suddenly raise his hand and take out a bowl of ramen.

Yes, judging from the side dishes, it's a very classic Japanese seafood ramen.

"Brother, when did you buy this ramen, and where did you hide it?"

"Vodka, shut up, I'm thinking!"

Gin reprimanded Vodka immediately shut his mouth and said nothing more, but his eyes behind his sunglasses kept glancing at the seafood ramen in Gin's hand.

This ramen smells so good! The whole car is filled with the aroma of ramen. It's the middle of the night, and it's making him feel hungry.

Gin, however, paid no attention to him and instead focused on the Chat Group while holding his ramen.

[I am hungry: Ah, the ramen is so delicious, thank you so much.]

[Meme Lord: As long as it tastes good, that's all that matters. This is the most famous brand of ramen in Leaf Village.]

[This is Hip-Hop: Does Leaf Village have something like this?]

[Meme Lord: Madara, this ramen shop didn't exist when you were alive; it only appeared after you died.]

[I am the real alcohol: There are even dead people here?]

The conversation among the group brought Gin back to his senses.

[The Fat Woman in Black Stockings: Some of these aren't even human.]

[I am the real alcohol:?]

Gin felt that his experience today was too magical. It was just an ordinary day, but he ended up joining a Chat Group that connected many worlds.

As a loyal employee of the Black Organization, he had killed countless people. He habitually assumed that this Chat Group was also an extraordinary organization, an organization that spanned the world, which was far more terrifying than the Black Organization. This organization must have taken a liking to him for some reason for forcibly pulling him in. He considered himself the most outstanding employee in the Black Organization, with exceptional abilities, so it was only natural that he would be noticed by other organizations.

He didn't know what the ultimate goal of this self-proclaimed cross-world Chat Group was, but the other party seemed to have identified him, and even sent him a bowl of ramen across the world. This was obviously telling him that even if they were separated by a world, they could still pinpoint his location.

[I am the real alcohol: I'm very curious, how did you determine each other's identities, especially whether they were human or not?]

[Meme Lord: It's that simple, just go to the other person's world.]

Sure enough, if ramen could be delivered, people could naturally be delivered as well, since the other party possessed the ability to travel directly to other worlds.

[I am the real alcohol: So, what should I do after joining this group?]

Gin was well aware of his identity. He had been forcibly pulled into this organization, which claimed that they valued his abilities. According to the Black Organization's usual practice, after recruiting someone, such a high-level organization would immediately have the recruit complete a task to prove their abilities. It could be called a test or a probe, but in any case, they would have the newcomer complete a task.

If they add him to the Chat Group, they'll definitely ask him to do things. Since that's the case, he might as well take the initiative to ask.

So Arrogant! First of all, call me senior!

[Perverted Scum Man: That's right, you have to call us seniors first!]

Is this some kind of Japanese corporate culture?

Gin was speechless when he saw two people in the group asking him to call them "senpai" (senior), but he still replied in the group.

[I am the real alcohol: Greetings to both of you seniors.]

[So Arrogant! You, junior, you all.]

[Perverted Scum Man: That's right, you or you.]

Looking at their replies, Gin suddenly felt that these two people were a little out of their minds.

[I am hungry: Should I call him "senpai" too?]

[So Arrogant! Of course, a newbie.]

[I am hungry: Okay, hello everyone.]

Gin looked at the other person who was also greeting his senior and wondered who that person was.

Li Yue was also wondering who the other person was.

Of the two newcomers, Li Yue only recognized one of them, namely "I am the real alcohol". Although Li Yue didn't know much about wine, the addition of the word "real" before "wine" immediately reminded Li Yue of an organization.

The Black Organization is rife with counterfeit liquor. The organization's name is unknown, but it's simply called an organization. Everyone in it uses the names of various liquors as code names, such as Gin, Vodka, bourbon, etc.

However, among these members codenamed after alcohol, a large number are undercover agents from other organizations. For example, there are agents from the CIA, the Japanese Public Security Bureau, and the FBI. All sorts of undercover agents are there, hiding in the Black Organization to make money and gain benefits. Only Gin and Vodka are the real alcohol, the Black Organization's veterans and founding partners, wholeheartedly dedicated to the Black Organization.

Therefore, the other members were jokingly referred to as "fake alcohol," while Gin was jokingly referred to as "real alcohol."

The name "I am the real alcohol" is very fitting for Gin's identity, especially since the other party didn't want to call him 486 Kazuma- senpai at first. The tone also sounds very much in line with Gin's style, the kind of innate arrogance that he looks down on everyone except the boss of the Black Organization.

After being shocked by the Otherworld ramen, his tone immediately changed, and he even took the initiative to apply for the mission, showing the demeanor of a model worker from the Black Organization.

The other person was hungry, but Li Yue genuinely didn't know who it was.

Who is characterized by being hungry? Someone who likes to eat? And judging from the messages sent, the other person seems to be a rather indifferent person.

"It's really intriguing, who could this newcomer be?"

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Li Yue-kun, can you tell who's in this group?]

While Li Yue was thinking, Aizen habitually sent a message asking which world the new recruits came from. As always, he wanted to know.

[Meme Lord: I'm pretty sure about the identity of the person who drank the real liquor, but I'm not so sure about the other one.]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Oh? Is there anything worth noting in that world of real alcohol?]

Looking at the message from Aizen, Li Yue grinned.

[Meme Lord: Indeed, his world needs to be treated with great care, because that world has the Bleach!]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Huh?]

395. The Black Bullet

The Conan World is an incredibly terrifying world.

This place not only contains the terrifying Bleach, but also a time trap from which you can never escape!

In this world, as long as you are near Bleach, you will constantly witness human deaths, and the reasons for these deaths are incredibly varied! Some deaths can even be caused by a clothes rack!

The time dilemma is even more terrifying. Today is Friday, and tomorrow should be Saturday, a holiday. But when you wake up tomorrow morning, it's Monday, and you have to go back to school. Today may be July, and you're on summer vacation, but tomorrow it's suddenly Christmas, and you have to prepare winter clothes for winter.

And this terrifying time-related predicament is all caused by Bleach.

The birth of the Bleach has caused the world's timeline to become chaotic, forever trapped within a year. Even though the world's technology is constantly advancing, the overall timeline is forever stuck within a year, and no one can escape!

[Meme Lord: In short, in that world, Bleach kills without a trace. He doesn't need to do anything to you, nor does he need to target you. He just needs to come to your side, and you might die a violent death for various reasons.]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Li Yue-kun, are you serious? There really is such a powerful Bleach?]

Although Li Yue spoke earnestly, Aizen didn't believe her immediately. The last time Li Yue had introduced her to him like this was in the Konosuba World, the world he called incredibly terrifying, a powerful Goddess who had absolute suppression over the necromancy type, but who turned out to be nothing more than an idiot.

Even though Aizen was instantly killed by Aqua in the Konosuba World with a single punch, he still doesn't accept Aqua as an idiot! As long as he's prepared, Aqua won't even be able to touch him!

[Meme Lord: I'm very serious, because that world left an incredibly deep impression on me, so I'm absolutely certain!]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Is it really that amazing?]

Li Yue's certainty made Aizen hesitate.

[Meme Lord: That's nothing. That Bleach also controls the time of the entire world. He completely controls the time of that world, keeping it constantly looping and randomizing within a certain range. No one in the world can escape his time prison!]

[The guy with the super-powerful hair gel:...]

This was the first time Aizen had heard of time-related abilities from other worlds. He was already amazed by the fact that Li Yue's awakened Enma's Blade possessed spatial abilities and could even travel to other worlds. Now, he had heard about time-related abilities, which were even more mysterious and powerful than space.

Yhwach was powerful because he could see the future and then eliminate the supply from the future, thus becoming invincible in the present. This is the power of time.

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: He possesses the power of time, so why would he choose to confine everyone to a chaotic loop within a certain timeframe? Instead of using this power to change the world?]

[Meme Lord: I don't know.]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky:?]

[Meme Lord: Really, I don't know.]

Even Li Yue doesn't know? Aizen suddenly became interested. The power of time... even Aizen doesn't think time is weak.

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: What about the other one?]

[Meme Lord: I'm not sure. I need some information to determine the other person's identity. Let me ask.]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Okay.]

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