Genshin Impact: The Chat Group Chronicles
Chapter 272

Chapter 272

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[This is Hip-Hop: Hashirama, you... humph!]

You never taught me!

However, compared to Uchiha Madara anger, the new members joining the Chat Group were more important.

Two new members have joined the Chat Group.

487. The Eternal Iron Hat King

[I Am The Queen- Join the Chat Group]

[Eternal Iron Hat King joins the Chat Group]

The news of two new members joining the Chat Group made everyone in the Chat Group was always the most lively when new people joined. Those who wanted new juniors were happy that they had new juniors joining, and those who were interested in the New World were happy that they could have a new world to learn about.

Li Yue was naturally one of those people who had New World to explore, but what intrigued Li Yue was that he didn't recognize either of the two newcomers' names at first glance.

The only downside of this Chat Group is that it only has text messages and no profile pictures. It's too old-fashioned and lacks various functions. If there were profile pictures, people would probably be able to recognize each other at a glance.

Now, seeing these two newly added names, he really doesn't recognize either of them.

Previously, it was possible to identify someone by their name, as they were quite distinctive. But this time, it's really hard to tell; these nicknames are a bit abstract.

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Li Yue-kun?]

As is customary, Aizen came to Li Yue to inquire about the situation.

[Meme Lord: I don't recognize any of them. I don't recognize any of them this time. I can't find any clues from their names at all.]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: In other words, we need to talk first.]

[Meme Lord: Hmm, let's follow the usual procedure. Anyway, we should be able to guess the other person's identity after exchanging words.]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Okay.]

While the two were chatting privately, the Chat Group was already buzzing with welcome messages.

[Perverted Scum Man: Welcome, welcome to our new juniors!]

[So Arrogant! Welcome, juniors! Are you ready to receive guidance from your seniors?]

Kazuma and Subaru are really proactive in passing on messages to their juniors.

[Big Clumsy: That's right, are you ready to receive guidance from excellent seniors?]

Well, it's not just them. There's another little one who also loves having juniors. When she was little, Rin Tohsaka was also at an age where she liked to show off, so she immediately became lively after seeing new people join. However, compared to when she was little, Rin Tohsaka is a bit more reserved now that she's grown up.

[Little Clumsy: Hey, show some manners! What if the person who comes is more capable than you?]

[The Perverted Scum Man: It doesn't matter, because since I joined this Chat Group, very few of the newcomers have been weaker than me. But I'm still a senior in this Chat Group, right? 486, don't you think?]

[So Arrogant! Yes, in combat you are our seniors, but in this Chat Group, we are your seniors, hahaha.]

[I Am The Queen: Oh? You consider yourself my senior?]

[Perverted Scum Man: Oh, a newcomer has appeared.]

[So Arrogant! Yes, yes, we joined this Chat Group much earlier than you, you newbie.]

Although Li Yue knew the two guys were joking, she felt that the Queen seemed to have a rather tough attitude.

However, this is understandable in this situation. After all, suddenly joining a Chat Group might be understandable in a technologically advanced world, but in a technologically backward world, it might not be immediately clear what it means.

And this Queen...

Who would consider themselves Queen?

Li Yue couldn't think of anything for a moment.

[I Am The Queen: Chat Group that transcends the world—this sounds like a really interesting thing. Since you consider yourself my senior, could you tell me about this Chat Group?]

[So Arrogant! Of course, no problem, that's exactly what we, as seniors, are planning to do.]

After receiving the newcomer's request, the two old guys immediately began explaining everything about the Chat Group to this new Queen. When the newcomer joined before, there weren't many people in the Chat Group, and there wasn't much material, so they couldn't say much. But now, there are quite a few people in the Chat Group, and there's a lot of material, so the two of them have a lot to say, especially about the powerful figures in the Chat Group, whom they kept bragging about.

The people they kept praising included Li Yue, the Group Leader; Aizen, the ultimate boss who had become the new Soul King; and Shanks, the Emperor of the Sea. The reason they were praising these people was because they had all demonstrated their power in live streams, so everyone knew they were very strong. As for the rest of the people, they might have some power, but their performance was not as good as these three.

Especially Uchiha Madara. Uchiha Madara considered himself a strong person, but perverted Kazuma King specifically emphasized in front of the Queen that this guy boasted that he was very strong, but he was a dead man who could do nothing but talk.

[I Am The Queen: Even the dead can exist forever, and even talk?]

[The Perverted Scum Man: That's right, Madara couldn't move at all in the underworld after he died, he could only keep talking. Tsk tsk tsk, Madara can only watch us running freely in our own worlds forever, making him cry and scream in frustration, so pitiful~~]

[This is Hip-Hop: You bastard! What did you say?!]

[Perverted Scum Man: Hey, Malada, you're out! I thought you weren't here.]

[This is Hip-Hop: If I don't come out soon, you're going to make up a bunch of things that don't exist.]

[Perverted Scum Man: Madara, what are you saying?]

[This Perverted Scum Man is like saying I can't fabricate stories just because you're out.]

[This is Hip-Hop:???]

Uchiha Madara was shocked when he saw the message from Kazuma. How could this person be so shameless?

[I Am The Queen: So, you're the dead guy?]

[This is Hip-Hop: Women, watch your tone of voice!]

[I Am The Queen: Just like my senior said, she's a stubborn person.]

[This is Hip-Hop: Satou Kazuma!!]

Uchiha Madara understood that Kazuma was trying to the Roar Wrath Kazuma. Unfortunately, he couldn't do anything except the Roar. Kazuma was completely unaffected by him. Not to mention that he was still a dead man, even if he were resurrected, he couldn't go to Kazuma's world. The only person who could freely travel between worlds was Li Yue. If Madara wanted to go to Kazuma's world to cause trouble for Kazuma, he would need Li Yue's help.

[So Arrogant! Actually, Malada isn't really dead. After Madara, although his physical body died, his soul is still alive. He's currently in a spirit form, just unable to move.]

[The Perverted Scum Man: After all, there's Bleach in our group, you know. What's a dead person? That's called a spirit!]

[The guy with superglue hair from heaven: I need to correct something. According to the rules of my world, humans become souls after death. Although they are souls, they are still defined as dead. So, there's nothing wrong with saying they're dead.]

[The Perverted Scum Man: Huh? Is that so?]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: That's right, but we usually call them spirits, even the Bleach is a spirit.]

So Arrogant! I see.

[I Am The Queen: So, you're Bleach?]

The Queen's attention was now focused on Aizen. First, she had witnessed the soul of a dead man who could only speak but not move, and now she had come into direct contact with Bleach, which greatly intrigued the Queen.

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: I used to be the Bleach, but I'm Bleach anymore. However, in a sense, I'm still the Bleach, because I now rule over Bleach.]

The Soul King is also the leader of the Bleach, so it's not wrong to call him Bleach.

[I Am The Queen: I'm really curious, how does Bleach operate? Is it the kind of thing where the living can't see it, and you guys lure out their souls from behind?]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: I'm not too sure how Bleach operate in other worlds, but in my world, Bleach aren't responsible for drawing out human souls. Instead, they guide human souls to the Soul Society, where they reside, after death.]

[I Am The Queen: This isn't quite what I imagined.]

[Meme Lord: Can you tell me what your ideal Bleach looks like?]

Li Yue spoke up, beginning to probe the Queen's worldview.

[I Am The Queen: According to the legends of my world, the Bleach is a powerful being who reaps lives; the strong rule over the weak, and the strong are the Bleach of the weak.]

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Is it natural selection, survival of the fittest?]

[Fat Woman in Black Stockings: Does that sound gory?]

Li Yue stroked her chin, lost in thought. Survival of the fittest, Queen... This kind of worldview and nickname seemed familiar, but Li Yue couldn't quite place it.

It's a very familiar feeling, but I just can't remember it for a moment.

Just as Li Yue was wondering which world this Queen's world was, another newcomer spoke up.

[Eternal Iron Hat King: Yeah, that sounds scary.]

[Meme Lord: Oh?]

[Fat Woman in Black Stockings: The second newcomer has arrived.]

[Perverted Scum Man: I'm a little late.]

[Eternal Iron Hat King: Ah, sorry, this is my first time encountering something like this, it's so amazing, I'm a little excited. By the way, does anyone know anything about wizards?]

[Perverted Scum Man: Wizards? You mean the wizards in typical fantasy works, the ones who wear black robes and cast curses?]

[Eternal Iron Hat King: Wizards don't do that! Wizards are elegant wizards who gracefully wave their wands and chant spells to cast magic!]

[Meme Lord: Hannah?]

[Eternal Iron Hat King: Huh? You know me?]

[The Fat Woman in Black Stockings: You know her again?]

[Meme Lord: Yeah, I actually do know her.]

To my surprise, it was this person who arrived!

Li Yue immediately recognized the newcomer.

There's no way around it, this person is just a meme!

The Eternal Iron Hat King, and a wizard at that, could only be one person: Hannah Abbott, the only and eternal Iron Hat King in the Harry Potter universe across all the worlds!

To be honest, this is the first person from outside the Japanese anime/manga universe to join this Chat Group so far. Apart from Li Yue, all the other people who joined the Chat Group before came from the worldviews of Japanese anime or manga. This time, however, Hannah Abbott is a character from the worldview of a British fantasy novel, and most likely from the worldview of a movie.

As for why she is called the Iron Hat, it's because in the Harry Potter world, the first thing young wizards have to go through upon entering school is sorting into a house. There's a dirty hat called the Sorting Hat that is placed on the head of each young wizard, and then the hat analyzes the young wizard's personality to assign them to a house that suits their personality.

In Harry Potter's class, the first person to go up and put on the Sorting Hat was Hannah Abbott.

The reason she is called the Iron-Hat Queen is because, just like in Hokage fanfiction, there will always be a Danzō and Hiruzen Sarutobi each other, in all Harry Potter fanfiction, as long as there is a scene of the house sorting, there will always be a scene of shouting: Hannah Abbott!

This is the origin of Hannah Abbott's title as the Iron-Hat King.

However, Li Yue did not expect that this joke would make Hannah Abbott a special character in the group.

This is exactly the same as Gin before. Neither of them are the main characters, but they both have memes. So, the ones who join the group are not the main characters, but the supporting characters who have memes.

[The Hair Gel Man in the Sky: Li Yue-kun, what is Hannah's world like?]

Aizen asked, and the others in the Chat Group were also curious about the world the newcomer came from. This is why the Chat Group is always the liveliest when a newcomer joins.

[Meme Lord: If nothing unexpected happens, the world she lives in should be Earth at the end of the 20th century, around the 1990s, and she is a young wizard with wizarding blood.]

[Eternal Iron Hat King: Huh? You're a wizard too?]

[Meme Lord: I'm not a wizard, I just happen to know you wizards.]

[Fat Woman in Black Stockings: Wizard bloodline? Is wizardry passed down through bloodlines?]

[Meme Lord: You could say that in Hannah's world, there are many differences between wizards and ordinary people. Wizards possess Magic Power, can use magic, and concoct potions. Among wizards, there are many nobles, some pure-blooded and some half-blooded. They call ordinary people without Magic Power "Muggle." Most Muggle never come into contact with magic in their lives, but some awaken Magic Power and become wizards. Wizards and humans live on completely different paths; they conceal their whereabouts, and ordinary people have no idea who they are.]

[Meme Lord: As far as I know, Hannah is a young wizard who enrolled at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, literally, it's where young wizards learn magic. Hannah, have you enrolled at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry yet?]

[Eternal Iron Hat King: Not yet, but I've already received my acceptance letter and will be able to enroll soon.]

In other words, the timeline is before the plot fully begins? That's quite a good time.

One newcomer's identity is settled, so what about the other person's identity...?

488. The Dominant Queen

Li Yue's brief introduction gave people a general understanding of the Harry Potter world, and most people were curious, but the other newcomer was different.

[I Am The Queen: A wizard? Sounds interesting, but seems rather weak.]

[The Eternal Hat King: How could that be? Wizards are incredibly powerful, especially Dumbledore. He's the greatest wizard of the last hundred years!]

[Meme Lord: Dumbledore was indeed like that.]

Li Yue agreed with Hannah's rebuttal. Dumbledore, after all, was the famous White Devil, the greatest wizard of the last century, and also the strongest wizard, who single-handedly manipulated the British wizarding world.

Compared to Dumbledore, the White Lord, Tom, the Dark Lord, Voldemort, was completely different. This guy sounds very powerful, being called the Dark Lord, but he was actually a second-generation Dark Lord. Before him, there had been others who had been Dark Lords, and they were all inferior to Voldemort, the second-generation Dark Lord. The first Dark Lord had a profound vision, while Voldemort was just a nouveau riche who simply felt he should be the boss after gaining power.

To use a rather interesting meme:

On the first day, I will protect the Earth.

The next day, this is my Earth!

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