You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 217

New Tricks in Commercial Warfare! Ancestral Dragon's Water Transport Company!

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The roar of the Ancestral Dragon was not a bomb; it directly boiled the lifeless River of Forgetfulness.

His massive, dragon-like body stirred up a vast expanse of waves, each scale gleaming with the decisiveness and fervor unique to entrepreneurs.

"Rapids Ride"?

That kind of low-end entertainment for fooling kids is too narrow-minded!

What he wants is to control the flow of every drop of water in this virtual world!

"Someone come here!"

The voice of the Ancestral Dragon echoed in the Dragon Palace of the Underworld, carrying an undeniable majesty.

"Bring me my 'Myriad Waters Return to Origin Map'!"

With a command, deep within the Dragon Palace, an Innate Spiritual Treasure flowing with endless water-based laws broke free of its restrictions, transforming into a water-blue light curtain that stretched across the netherworld.

Without the slightest hesitation, the Ancestral Dragon extended its claws and forcefully wedged the essence of this Companion Spiritual Treasure into the "Reincarnation Metaverse" constructed by Fuxi!

Buzz--!

In an instant, within the Metaverse, the underlying data flow of all rivers, lakes, and seas was completely taken over by a domineering force from a higher dimension!

Data is no longer just cold 0s and 1s, but has transformed into billions of tiny water dragons, submitting to the one and only emperor!

The humans, who were cheering and jumping for joy on the riverbank for the first raft, suddenly felt their feet sink into the ground.

To their horror, they discovered that the river beneath their feet had come alive!

The once gentle river suddenly accelerated, forming a clearly visible and ceaselessly rushing "water highway" in the middle of the river channel!

In the sections of the river flowing against the current, the water becomes even more treacherous and turbulent, as if an invisible giant beast is stirring within it, hindering all those who go against the flow.

The next second, a majestic and vast dragon roar exploded in the minds of all the players.

[Ding! The global "Four Seas Reach" water transport system is officially launched!]

[This system is proudly produced by the Dragon Clan, dedicated to providing you with a more efficient, safer, and more comfortable water transportation experience!]

Starting today, all major rivers in the Metaverse will have two modes available: 'Shunfeng Waterway' and 'Countercurrent Challenge'!

['Shunfeng Waterway': When a player's ship enters this waterway, it will be Dragon God's Blessing,' increasing its speed by 300%! Each use costs only 1 Lin Shen Coin!]

['Countercurrent Challenge': Brave warriors who dare to challenge the current have a chance to discover randomly spawning 'Dragon Palace Treasure Chest' in the raging torrents, containing rare materials or equipment! Friendly reminder: The risk of capsizing is increased by 500%!]

[Note: Our company undertakes high-end services such as bulk cargo transportation, private yacht customization, and cross-sea escort services. For details, please consult our 'Four Seas Reach' offices in major cities! VIP clients can even enjoy the supreme service of being personally led by the 'Dragon King's Crown Prince'!]

This combination of punches landed squarely on the hearts of all players.

The entire newbie continent was in an uproar.

"Holy crap! One coin for three times the speed? I couldn't even reach that speed with Laozi hand cut off! Boss Long is so generous!"

"Countercurrent Challenge! Treasure chests await! High risk, high reward—that's the romance of men! Brothers, team up and charge! If you capsize, consider it a free shower; if you open a treasure chest, you'll get access to luxury models!"

"Custom yachts? Damn it, I'm going to build the biggest one out there, with a solid gold statue of myself on the bow, and sail it up to those bumpkins from the Youchao Shi, and show them what real taste is!"

Ancestral Dragon's move was nothing short of a business genius.

Instead of foolishly suppressing the human shipbuilding industry, he deeply bound himself to the entire human maritime cause by providing value-added services such as the "highway".

He's not selling ships, he's selling rules! He's selling efficiency!

He not only solved the pain point of human transportation, but also creatively developed the "reverse treasure hunt" gameplay with gambling elements, which greatly enriched the player's gaming experience.

The "Four Seas Reach" water transport company made a fortune on its opening day.

Countless glittering Lin Shen Coin flowed into the Dragon Clan's treasury through this channel.

Ancestral Dragon lay in the treasure vault, using his dragon whiskers to fiddle with the first pile of Lin Shen Coin that still held the warmth of the players' hands, and let out the most hearty laugh in tens of thousands of years.

He finally no longer had to beg those ghosts to play on his broken slide!

He, the Dragon Clan, has become great once again!

On the other side of the underworld, Yuanfeng and Primordial Kirin were so angry at Ancestral Dragon's smug face that their divine fire and auspicious energy began to become unstable.

Yuanfeng's beautiful phoenix eyes flickered with divine fire, her teeth itching with hatred.

"That old mudfish, he beat me to it again!"

Her "Nirvana SPA," despite its high-class atmosphere, has too few target customers and doesn't earn much money in a day.

The "Future Planning Center" of Primordial Kirin is so deserted that it could grow weeds.

Most human players are still immersed in the primitive pleasures of eating raw meat and drinking blood; who would think about something as distant as "the next life"?

The real economy has once again been precisely targeted by internet upstarts.

No! We must break this deadlock!

Yuanfeng's gaze was fixed on the wooden rafts that were coming and going in the Metaverse, transporting goods.

Then, she discovered something that she found unbearable.

These ships, so bare, are a desecration of beauty!

It's so ugly!

A thought sprouted in her proud heart.

She flashed onto the Bridge of Helplessness of Helplessness and issued an unquestionable decree to the Phoenix Clan elder who was directing the Nightingale Choir's rehearsal.

"Issue my command! The Phoenix Clan's 'Nirvana Image Design Center' shall be established immediately!"

"Main Business - Ship Painting and Beautification!"

[Ding! 'Nirvana Image Design Center' is now open! Give your beloved ship the coolest new look!]

A magnificent World Announcement, adorned with Seven-Colored Streamer, slowly unfolded across the Metaverse sky.

[Our store exclusively offers the 'Southern Bright Leaving Fire' series of paint schemes, which can add a 'Flame Trail' effect to your ship, leaving a long, fiery tail behind it as it sails, showcasing its regal and domineering presence!]

[Furthermore, we offer a 'Seven-Colored Divine Feathers' inlay service, making your sails shimmer and sparkle in the sunlight, becoming the most dazzling focal point on the river!]

[Grand Opening Special! Customers who have their entire boat beautified at our shop will receive a free 'Phoenix Cry Horn'! Let your boat also emit the clear and high-pitched cry of a divine bird!]

This attack precisely ignited the competitive spirit and love of beauty inherent in the human players.

Performance may be lacking, but being cool is a lifelong pursuit!

Countless players, clutching the hard-earned money they'd just made from Ancestral Dragon, rushed into the Phoenix Clan's "4-S shop" to give their little rafts a "Aesthetics of Violence Modification."

On the great river, hundreds of boats raced against each other, but the scene was no longer monotonous.

Some small boats trailed three-meter-long trails of flaming blades, turning the river water red.

Some of the small boats had sails adorned with shimmering feathers, exuding an air of luxury, and their sails reflected a dazzling rainbow on the water.

Some die-hard players even installed a giant phoenix head on the bow of their boat, so that pulling the rope would produce a loud phoenix cry that would scare away all the crocodiles in the river!

Yuanfeng looked at the rapidly increasing amount of Lin Shen Coin in her account and finally smiled with satisfaction.

Now it was the Primordial Kirin's turn to panic.

He watched as one person in the transportation business and another in the decoration business made a fortune.

I, who's in charge of "life planning," look more like a fortune teller sitting under a bridge, ignored by everyone.

He paced back and forth anxiously by his "wishing well," and each time the giant unicorn's hoof landed, the earth let out a muffled groan, and several deep pits emanating Auspicious Energy were trampled into the ground.

Just as he was at his wit's end, a player who had just finished modifying his ship passed by and casually complained:

"Sigh, this ship is cool, but what if it capsizes in the 'Countercurrent Challenge'? All the ore I painstakingly mined will just go to the Dragon King!"

Insurance!

These two words exploded in Primordial Kirin's mind!

He understood!

He immediately rushed out of the underworld and, facing the Three Realms and Six Paths, solemnly declared in his loudest, most honest, and most convincing voice.

"I, the Primordial Kirin, swear in the name of the earth!"

"Kirin Auspicious Insurance Company is officially established today!"

"All our company's clients, whether their cargo sinks or their ships are damaged, are entitled to full compensation from the Kirin Clan!"

"We don't create wealth, we simply protect your wealth!"

"Kirin Insurance, safeguarding your life!"

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